JUST WAIT A FUCKIN HOUR

> JUST WAIT A FUCKIN HOUR

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Supposedly they had stealth Lightning Deal the other day, where they were selling it at retail. People who added it to their cart literally had it removed at checkout.

WHY ARE PEOPLE BUYING THIS FUCKING SHIT

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Because no matter what Sup Forums feels or how I feel, Nintendsoybois will continue to defend and buy all their shit products without second thought.

FUCKING. CARDBOARD.

THE FUCKING COUNTRY OF SONYGGERS RIGHT NOW.

>or how I feel
Nobody cares about your fucking feeling fag

BUILD THE WALL

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Enjoy your CARDBOARD soylets.

wow monster hunter world is selling better than I expected

>80 votes
>10 posters
I'm always surprised by the amount of lurkers.

I honestly can't believe Nintendo convinced people to drop $80 on a few cardboard sheets. It's just surreal, even considering how much of a shitshow gaming industry has been in recent years. Why aren't those things made of plastic if it's $80? It makes no fucking sense.

AN
80
DOLLAR
CARDBOARD
BOX

>a literal piece of cardboard
>selling for 80 dollars
>80 (eighty) dollars
>it outsells everything in a few hours
>its a piece of cardboard
Stop the planet, I want to get off.

at least its a game

> 2018
> no built wall
>MHW obliterated by a cardboard

hard time for being a sonybro

>The absolute state of Nintendies
The dark souls port was too far but this takes the cake jesus christ thanks for making the macro of eating a bag of shit more relevant

Not gonna buy it lol.
Unlike PS4 owners, Switch owners have actual exclusives. Enough that we can pick and choose what we own and still have a large library of decent games.

here's the DLC

How do you dummies still not know the cardboard comes free

The game is the added cost

Because the cardboard sheets along with all the cords to make the robot backpack are only $20 of the package.

worth buying!

What games lmao.

You're laughing now, wait for E3 when Sony and MS dedicate 60% of their shows to their imitation of labo. You won't be laughing then.

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Analysts are already having a hard time explaining how the Switch turned out to be a huge success. How the hell are they going to explain this?

yeah i'll just go to the local home depot and buy 23 individual pieces of pre-cut cardboard, some IR reflective strips, and some rubber bands

90 percent ports lmao

Bloodborne... uh... what else is there? Uncharted? Oh and shitty Zelda. That's it I think.

Hi sir! You seem confused - apparently, you're struggling to find games for the Switch! Worry not, it's okay if you're a bit slow. I made this simple chart for you to follow! Say, do you have your mummie's number?

just ordered mine shits gonna suck waiting this long

PLEASE MR. KIMISHIMA I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE WINNING.

Cardboard is fucking great for the environment. Unlike plastic. All you plasticfags are what will end this planet

Why are so many people on Sup Forums acting like tinker toys are new? Go to any toy store or big box store and you'll find dozens of similar toys. Most of them aren't cardboard but they feature some form of building or programability, and many of them even link up with an app on a tablet or smart phone. The only differences is that this is a branded expansion for a device and not a third party add-on.

actually yes, thats the point. Nintendo will be giving out the plans and shit for free

>microsoft's entire presentation is cardboard
>the stage is cardboard
>there is a car made of cardboard presented on stage
>the audience is cardboard
>phil spencer is there

>Nintendo fans are retarded sycophants
>THE ABSOLUTE COUNTY OF SONYGGERS RIGHT NOW XD

>What games lmao
>Show considerable amount of games
>Lol those dont count
You fucking underage mongoloid, I wanna gut you with a knife put you in a cardboard box and throw you in a dumpster and discard you like the worthless piece of trash you are

>no j.b. harold
>no zero gunner 2
>no seiken collection
Chart needs some work.

>lurkers
>not vote spammers

the difference is this is 80$ for cardboard, you dumb fuck.

why the fuck are you paying 80$ for cardboard?

remember that E3 when sony had wonderbook and microsoft had those kids pretending to pet animals? great times

Its not 80 bucks, the game is

bad bait

what part of the cardboard is free didnt you understand?

You can get the blueprints for free.

>April 20th

Nice

>Subhuman nintendofags LITERALLY bragging about buying $80 cardboard from their masters
Can they go lower?

Where the fuck is the other one on Amazon? I can't find it only the robot one.

gonna sell more than bloodborne lol

I'm not a Sony stockholder so that doesn't matter you're literally buying $80 cardboard get help

Spoken like a true nigger out of arguments

you can get the blueprints for free

Imagine being this triggered that Nintendo is successful

>literally two good games
>one of them is available on PC for free and at far better quality

Dark Souls Switch made it back to the top ten as well. I was surprised by that.

When are you gong to get it through your retard brain that you don't have to buy the cardboard bundle? Not only that, but you aren't just buying cardboard. It's cardboard + game + layout for cardboard. You can get your own cardboard and get the layout for free while just buying the game.

Oh, my bad, you're just paying for an overpriced game; the cardboard is free!

It's not as if every other game of switch is 40$; you dumb motherfuckers. It's not as if you're actually paying 40$ for the cardboard to play a the one shitty game you can play with (so fucking eighty dollars).

Holy shit, the absolute state of retardation is unreal. Who even needs to market when you'll literally buy fucking cardboard?

because you lost to jewish cardboard tricks, nobody expect anything from nintenchilds by default, but you should have beaten it

>only 2 good games meme

found the SO(Y)NIGGER

>there are people LITERALLY so asshurt at the thought of a corporation doing well that they spend hours shitposting on a Indonesia ice skating forum
Why does Nintendo winning trigger you so fucking hard?

LMAO THEYRE ACTUALLY BUYING THE FUCKING CARDBAORD HAHAHAHHA WHAT THE FUCK NINTENYEAROLDS ARE PATHETIC AHAHHAHA

yep, some people are older than 8, deal with it

Nintendo wins again. Sonyboys SEETHING

>80 dollars
>MHW is 60 and Odyssey 55
The cardboard isnt free dummie, its a package of cardboard and a gimmicky mediocre game. Lets say that the game is 60 dollars, it still leaves 20 dollars for cardboard. Paying that much for cardboard no matter how pretty is stupid still, just not as stupid

Also the bundle comes with the cords, reflective tape and other odd pieces you'll need

I was born in 1999 tho

t. boxboy

Gotta give props to Ninty, they're selling cardboard, fucking cardboard worth a few cents, for $80 and Nintensoys are literally lining up to buy it.
They truly cornered the Nostalgiatard manchild market like no one else. They could probably sell literal diarrhea to Nintendumbs and they'd keep buying it over and over.
Their investors must be happy, holy shit. Dumbest and most gullable fanbase in history confirmed.

PS4 actually has VR.

You're paying 80$ for cardboard.

I bet you even have it preordered you fuckin' nintenbro.

>implying all sales are for nintendo fans

>It's not as if every other game of switch is 40$
Should i tell him

>the absolute state of Ninten-year-olds

I think the cardboard is stupid but I am enjoying every second of the shitflinging. I thought I had to wait until e3 for this amount of buttdevestation. As long as Nintendo makes new games I have no problem if people want to put cardboard on their heads and play make believe.

tell me what? that you have 80$ cardboard preordered and ready?

There's two game collections so when you do the math (not that I expect a sonyorge to) it adds up to the average price.
Sorry you're angry over cardboard.

>I spent $80 on a bit of cardboard, umad?
Beyond reasoning with.

I can just tell you're fucking seething with rage and tears. Be honest bro, how hard did you cry when you saw literal fucking cardboard is outselling MonHun World?

And that cardboard is outselling Bloodborne lmao

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$60 for the game.
$20 for the precut cardboard, design template, cords, reflective tape, etc.
The $20 kit you can forgo if you think all of that isn't worth $20, then you can print the template and go get the supplies yourself.
This is a childrens' toy that most people on Sup Forums will have little interest in.
Shut the fuck up already.

first of all, I have a PC, you know where we can actually get real VR and not play pretend with cardboard, k kiddo.

And secondly, if you do the math where you pay 80$ to stick cardboard on your head; you're always a fucking retard.

But, hey it makes me feel good to be superior, so by all means.

If you spend $800 on the nintendo cardboard I'll be even madder so please don't

>Im an autist in his late 30s and alone so I must make fun of teens

You're right, this is a children's toy that most of Sup Forums preordered.

Don't hide your shame.

@403837992
HAHAHAHA XDDD

WHAAAAAAAA MY FEEFEES MOMMYYYYYYYYYY

They're actually doing it, they're trying to defend Nintendo making bank on CARDBOARD by saying 'we're dumb enough to buy it, so it must be good!'
The absolute STATE of Nintendafts.

The robot fighting game is better than literally any “VR” shovelware pcbros have

I don't even understand this place anymore.
>Implying the chinks and DIY websites aren't rushing to make and sell these for a quarter of the price

>everyone on Sup Forums is everyone in the world
Get a fucking grip, kid.

Lol, u mad?

Out of cardboard?

Guys it really owns the sonychuds when we buy the $80 cardboard lets keep buying the cardboard and really stick it to them!

spotted the new fag

But the knock offs would just use a phone tho, at that point you may as well print the patterns and make them yourself

>getting outsold by cardboard
This isn't as humiliating for Nintendo as it is for any company who's product is being outsold by fucking cardboard at $80.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOO STOP FUCKIN BUYING LABO NINTENDO BE RAYCIS DEY AINT EVEN GOT NO SPORTS GAMES FOR US NIGGAS LMAO NUM SAYIN BRUH SHIT FINNA FUCKIN POP