Nintentdo Labo Announcement Timeline

Day one
>It's for kids, stop making fun of kids toys.
Day Two
>I might get it if it was not so expensive, who pays all that money for cardboard.
Day Three
>Well the software is a big part of the price, it's not that expensive.
Day Four
>Remember Bionicles and lego mindstorm? Those were expensive but they were really fun.
One Month From now.
>pic related

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Day one
>screeching over cardboard
Day two
>screeching over cardboard
Day three
>screeching over cardboard
Day four
>outsells Bloodborne, oh yeah and more screeching over cardboard
One month from now
>still screeching over cardboard

Most of the Bionicle games were pretty mediocre though.
Bionicles themselves were great.
I don't care about the cardboard thing I just love Bionicles.

Day one
>Buying $80 cardboard
Day two
>Buying $80 cardboard
Day three
>Buying $80 cardboard
Day four
>Buying $80 cardboard
One month from now
>Buying $80 cardboard

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SEETHING

Year one
>no games
Year two
>no games
Year three
>no games
Year four
>no games

I hope this ride never ends. Funniest shit I've seen in ages.

TOPPEST fucking lul.

>Poor fag who can't buy toys for his kids
Lmao there sure are some poorbois here

Nintendo buttblast is the best.

E I G H T Y
D O L L A R S
F O R
C A R D B O A R D

Sounds like a lot of money for Nintendo. I can see why some people don't like this :)

You don,t have to, tho. We both know this, but your mentally defective soynigger brain wont let you live a normal life.

You will forever be known as the guy that spent $90 on boxes, nothing you say will ever matter

SEETHING

>Pirate switch game
>Look at schematics online
Free peripherals, coming soon

Not him, but keep the seething rage coming. Oh Nintendo, you and your fans bring me so much joy with your shit.

This image needs to be a gif
Neutral soyjack showing no reaction to cardboard
Stamp slams "NINTENDO" on it, and he starts O-face vibrating

Nintendo will make a killing off this

10/10

Nintendos main demographic is middle aged men, why are you all pretending this is for kids?

Day 2:
Nintendtard: MOOOOOOOM YOU THREW AWAY THE FUCKING GAME!!!!!
Mom: Honey it’s just cardboard that came with the game
Nintendtard: THE CARD BOARD IS THE GAME!!!

>being this analravaged
>having this much buyers remorse

Thank you 2018. We're off to a great start.

Because one of their other targeted demographics is kids? Are you dense?

nintendo should release their own brand of soy milk

>free cardboard is making more profit than bloodborne

yes, sony negroid ARE seething. THey have been for 6 hours now. YOu can explain to them that the model are avalaible online and you don,t have to buy the cardboard, but those low iq brainlets can,t seem to grasp it.

It's like the switch success. You can try to correct their mentally defective shitposting, yet they keep goign at it like autistic subhumans. Sad, really.

Because the fucking announcement for the reveal said that it was geared toward kids.

>25-34 yo is "middle aged"

10AD is a hell of a time to be alive.

Nintendo always wins. Solid gold move by them

I am so mad that you're buying cardboard. I would be even more mad if you bought $1000 worth of Nintendo Cardboard. Please do NOT do that.

>Okay, I'm going to order pizza. What does everyone want?
>Cheese!
>Pepperoni!
>The box!
>Okay, now that the kids have ordered, what do the adults want?

BTFO

I can't believe Nintendo is literally selling cardboards.
Feels like a April's fool joke but it's fucking January and it's real.

It's pretty genius actually. Cardboard costs fuckall to produce and with people around that will buy literally anything with a Nintendo logo they're guaranteed to make a profit off of this.

>crypto is crashing
>cardboard's value just skyrocketed
they won't even let us sleep on the streets

Because it was literally announced as such.


The switch really did a number on the sony negroids

Keep going please! The hate is magnificent!

>6 hours ago Nintendo announced a new line product
>Sonygers, Microshills, and PCfats shit themselves in absolute disbelief
Loving this timeline

>ah yes I'll get one with some sausage and mushroom BUT NO-ONE TOUCH IT! I want to watch it

Love the exclamation point, it's like a little window in the assblast

SEETHING

>people are unironically forgeting that there is a fucking video game in labo
what the fuck

Tuna and shrimp

do you plan on spray painting that 80$ cardboard

It's the anal devastation this is causing that fuels it. If Nintenbros weren't so defensive about what a laughable sack of shit this is, there'd be no shitposting.

How will OP ever recover?

I’m not. Nothing but faggots shitposting consolewar faggotry at this point. And it’s not even good shitposting it’s always the same lazy Wojak edits. Our timeline is turning into reddit shit

Nintendo still acts like all their products get purchased by kids, even though that has not been true since the snes.

keep seething hard my man, i'm sure that if you are angry enough nintendo will stop winning someday.
lol, look at this dumb negroid. He might actually believe the shit he spews

see

I don't know what's worse, being mad at cardboard or being mad at people being mad at cardboard.
You're all autists at the end of the day.

imagine being this butthurt over your toy getting made fun of

Thanks for proving us right.

A FUCKING CARDBOARD

thanks for being so mad ;^)

>implying

I'm not buying it. Most people I know aren't buying it. Normie dads who don't post on Sup Forums are buying it.

When have you seen a labo thread that wasn't a console war shitpost? You haven't.

The only fuck with brains on this Taiwanese circlejerk board.

I don't even own a switch.
I'm just laughing at the retards obsessing over fucking cardboard.

This is going to be scalped to hell right?

>cardboard is going to outsell the kinect

I'm enjoying watching a piece of cardboard living rent free in ragetards' heads, are you having a problem with this?

It's been a disastrous week for nintendies and it's only gonna get worse now that MHW is coming out next week to a guaranteed 1M+ sales in Japan. What's next for their career?

I hope you are taking it all in like I am, it's comedy gold and I hope it lasts

>Nintendo still acts like all their products get purchased by kids, even though that has not been true since the snes
That's cool.

I've been continually mad at the direction Nintendo has taken since the Wii. I just want a normal fucking console with competitive hardware out of them but that hasn't happened since the Gamecube. They even killed their only good hardware, the DS/3DS handheld line for the Switch so now I hate them even more.

You can't have this opinion! You're obviously just (side I don't like)!

>im not mad if i post xd and im only pretending to be retarded

Cool story, my man. Keep replying!

The cardboard is outselling MHW on amazon.
Not that I care, I'm getting MHW too for my PS4, I just find it funny how much people are obsessing over cardboard no matter which side it is.

>$80 cardboard
>Google play apps
>Nintendo being innovative

Keep being mad ;^)

Best posts in this thread.

Last week they were screeching over ports of a console They never owned and now this

I can’t wait to see the next wojack shitpost

You're the kind of subhuman faggots who are below everyone else but try to spout the "le both sides are bad" meme to feel like you're any better
I've got an eye on you

This is some of the best retarded shitposting over nothing that I've seen in a while.

Not him but, you're the one seething not us. We're laughing at you LMAO

Everyone already played every single wiiu game at 4k 60fps on PC for free, dumbass, and they found out why no one bought a wiiu.

>Console has been out for a year
>Cardboard box addon and one decent game
>ONE GAME
>N
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>G
>A
>M
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>Soybox

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What's funnier is the retards you're white knighting who are buying cardboard

it got a game faster than the rest of the generation's consoles did

>i'm not mad i swear

;^)

(You)

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I guess it works well for their manchild demographic.

>please make this a meme
(You)

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Thoughts, kiddo? There's no need to "buy more $80 cardboard."

I can't wait for this shit to come out so I'll have a whole new batch of soyboys covered in their cardboard to shitpost with

so the game is $80 then? wow, the most expensive switch game is a peripheral showcase

I get it

>Just buy the games for 60 dollars and since all our customers are manchilderen they will already own a 3d printer or some way to laser cut cardboard.

that pic gives me goosebumps, wtf

$80 if it comes with the already prepared cardboard. Might be $60 for digital. I'm no psychic.
I do wonder what these directions will look like. We shall see in time.

Im not a nintendo fag, but i think the idea of really cheap accessible peripherals is very good, my only grip with it is the excessive price. The Wii sports resort game bundled with the motion plus peripheral was 50 bucks

How long until there will be a tutorial of some kind that will teach you how to make these things out of cardboard yourself or some cheap chinese knock off?

3 days past release tops.
But you still need the game anyway

Yup. More money for them I guess.

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