Hey son...

Hey son, me and your mother have saw your folder filled with hundreds of images of a weird yellow man sucking another one inside his ass... is there anything you'd like to tell us?

WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>You don't get it dad, Sony won

>turn around
>WHIIIIRRRR up parents

your mother and I

...

I THINK IM GONNA- OH NO! BLURRRP PLLLLP

>not knowing that Nintenbroies are numales who need to gtfo out of the internet
THE STATE OF BABY BOOMERS
OH NO NO NO

Needs more FIFA and COD

You know at some point I cared about what my dad thought of me, but after realizing he's a hypocritical crybaby that likes trannies I honestly don't give a fuck.

>Yes mother and father you see, I have supreme autism and cry about children's toys on a website designed for faggots and degenerates all day. Insulting the other person's children toy is the only thing that gives me happiness in life and makes me feel justified for you spending your hard earned money on buying that OTHER children's toy for me.

>is there anything you'd like to tell us?
IT'S LITERALLY FUCKING CARDBOARD
THEY'RE ACTUALLY BUYING FUCKING CARDBOARD

SONY ALWAYS WINS BABY

...

My dad finds them funny, is just another day on the internet for him

Yup, one day I had to look something on his computer at work and I put one letter into google and "transexual escort" came up.

Fuck you dad.

ay yo ay

>"transexual escort" came up
FAGGOOOT

>Implying my dad would tell my mother
>Implying my dad isn't collecting them

>that Steam cuck

you’re dad has patrician taste. how did he raise such a fuck up?