Why does Link not have abs? Even one of the Gerudo makes fun of him for it. Is Nintendo saying he's flabby?

Why does Link not have abs? Even one of the Gerudo makes fun of him for it. Is Nintendo saying he's flabby?

Cutebois don't have abs

Too much soy in his diet

*asleep for a 100 years*

>WHY DOESN"T HE HAVE FUCKING ABSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IS THAT NOT HOW LIFE WORKS?

please Sup Forums give up and go outside once in awhile.

>Why does Link not have abs
Why don't you?

>Still has a tan

Abs are only well defined when you have an unhealthily low bodyfat percentage.
Link spends his time adventuring, not posing in a mirror.

They've been progressively making him more androgynous because they think it'll solve the issue of people wanting a female character

If he's actually a natura olive tone then yes, he'll stay "tanned"

Do black people turn white if they stay out of the sun?

>Still has a defined chest and arms

If you read zelda's diary, she states that link if "quite the glutton", which you can verify for yourself with the cooking mechanic and his enthusiasm when eating. Sure, he gets lots of exercise adventuring but he loves food.

>t-rex mode

i'd take an off-topic thread over this retarded gay shit to be perfectly honest

you'll understand when you're older user

because he eats well

What happens when he stops adventuring?

This. No anal vore wojaks or political shitflinging at all.

would take any of that over this brilliant discussion about why ur cartoon hazubando doesnt have ab muscles

He will have too much sex with zelda so he will lose weight

I know you would. Some SJW probably made a twitter post for you to screencap, you should go do that.

this

You know I just realized how much fruit and vegetables make up his meals. Link would have spent 20 minutes exploring for every 40 minutes behind a bush blowing wet shit out his ass.

umm... what?
your first post didnt really make sense either but i went along with it. im just saying this thread is stupid and gay. whether or not you are a woman, i am positive that you have a vagina

Jokes on you, I fed him mainly meat! He's going to be constipated for a week!

His proportions in this game are so fucked up. He looks like a midget FTM tranny.

all the hylians do

Sorry for posting about video games on the video game board. You're right, we need more room for threads complaining about opening your mouth

better?

Nice hips faggot

Needs more abs.

i dont even know what that other shitstorm is about and i dont really want to lol.
i just enjoy calling out flamboyantly shitty threads like this cuz everyone just lets this stuff slide.

Actually yes

false

you try floating in water for 100 years and see how you feel when you wake

Wasn't it partly because of the Cel-shading. I couldve sworn you actually can see his abs a little when you disable it.
Yum

To that extent you might ask why most other characters in the game are taller than him as well.

Link is supposed to look and act non-threatening and relatively non-masculine, so that no female player would feel intimidated or thrown off by his appearance.

As as we all know, it works.

Not according to the Gerudo.

It's because Link is a hobbit

abs are patrician
if they were in BOTW id probably be in a rush to get it

The guy's been hitting snooze for 100 years, it's a wonder he can stand.

You see his bodycounts in the flashbacks; Link comes out of the cave feeling like a chemo patient by comparison.

It's almost like they're fine and you're being an intrusive newfag...

o-oh my uwu

are we looking at different threads? is this a quality thread to you?

Why are you so vehemently defending a board where the owner tries to phish your data?

im not defending anything desu. i just feel like you deserve to be informed of how girly/gay and bad ur threads are. you might not be aware.

I want to fatten up a twink like Link. I like to think he's be a bottom heavy bombshell of a fatboy with some extra sensitive puffy nipples on the ends of his supple moobs

Well I'm not stealing people's personal information so I don't feel too bad about it.

anyway back to the topic
does link make your vagina as wet as he makes mine

W-what’s going on here?

>Armor abs

Looks malnourished.

>wear full armor but without a shirt
am i the only one?

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The become paler, yes. What are you, fucking stupid?

better?

ruined
remove the abs and give him little boy tits

like this?

>pecks
best edit

not big enough
think puffy little femboy tits

Perfect

FAGGOOOT

I've never seen those so I wouldn't know how to do them.

>Elsewhere

>Abs are only well defined when you have an unhealthily low bodyfat
By what measure is it unhealthy? I'm not saying that having low bodyfat % makes you healthy, but I really doubt that it makes you unhealthy in anyway

post more of this art

Lower overall energy levels and poorer mood.
Maintaining bodyfat that low just makes you feel like shit all day.

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Only TP Link desu

>traps
link isnt that

I kind of miss pepsi threads, good art came from them

>cutscene implies he can kill multiple lynels, moblins and the little bastards all while defending zelda in unenhanced clothing without breaking a sweat.
>yfw the master sword breaks down because this link killed so much shit with it.
>yfw the reason for the 'recharge' mechanic outside of ganon bosses is so he doesnt nearly break it again.

I wear the climbing tanktop but with the soldier greaves so it kinda looks like he's off duty /on break

you sure got him!

>those hips

Yeah I know

>oh no no no no no look at his HIPS

He'd be dead after not eating for all those years, not to mention all the other health issues before that.
It's clear that his body is the same shape before going in or at least preserved.

Also are all kids as retarded as you to use that as their argument?
GO BACK

>Twitter meme

Kek

Link sure has childbearing hips

Me too

With how much he climbs, he should look like bruce lee from return of the dragon.

Damn I want a body like that

Damn, Link looks like THAT!?

>red meats
that's no good for cuteboys like him

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Damn...powerful.

He's a twink

I'm not gay, but I really want to fug link.

DELET

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At least he has a defined chest. Guys with no absolutely no pecs look pathetic.

The low bodyfat is still a problem either way, idiot.
Get fucked. Die.

he’s bad knight tho

>yfw 100 years ago Link was playing Hyrule Warriors

He’s link

queers should be fucking euthanised

>body tries to automatically regulate your testosterone levels
>trap diet and exercise guide tells you that your body doesn't know shit and instructs you in what to and not consume in order to lower your testosterone levels and raise estrogen
Reminds me of those mentally ill people where after they are done cutting their cocks off so they can pretend that they are women, they are forced to routinely go to the doctor in order to prevent the wound they call a "vagina" heal itself.

Extreme muscle definition is for winning body building contests.

Eli Manning is a pudgy little doughboy. He never gets hurt. Won two super bowls. Can zip the ball downfield.

Brady Quinn is a ripped, genetic specimen. Despite all those muscles, he had a pop gun arm, got hurt all the time, and flamed out of the league.

i always thought his name was zelda

I just want a cute little boyfriend.