How does Sony respond?

How does Sony respond?

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Bloodborne.

With wojaks.

Considering Sony dosn't have a creative bone in their body copy it. As we all know Sup Forums and whats left of Sonygaf will praise it. And mock anyone who doesn't a soyboy.

Hire more shills to spam anal vore memes on Sup Forums

They might launch their own line of interactive products.

Maybe something that replicates the cardboard shit Nintendo pulled with a different appearance and a new name?

Maybe even new peripherals?

I still don't understand how the CEOs at Nintendo greenlit this idea.

Nintendo is fucking weird. Always had been.

Nintendo does whatever the fuck they want for better or worse.

Yeah but how the fuck did this pitch go down?
>"See, you can make these incredibly frail, incredibly awkward and stiff-looking toys that kids are going to break within a day!"

I'm clearly no marketing expert (based on OPs shitty pic anyway), because it's clearly working for them.

Isn't this kind of neat though? They're the only company who is at least shitting out something interesting. I don't like it and you won't catch me dead near one of those cardbord boxes, but it's fun to see that they're at least trying to innovate a little.

Sony will keep being the only one to make games.

FPBP. As long as this exists, Sony needs no other answer.

We just don't know. Nintendo has always been trying weird shit. I find it highly unlikely that this will really go anywhere and it will be another collectors item.

Reception is really good, looks like Nintendo has another winner on their hands

>Sony will keep being the only one to make games.
Sony makes movies the 3rd party devs make the games.

Soy tearing
Kek

Am I the only one thinking this shit looks a little too complicated?

Take that silly fishing pole. It's going to take me and my daughter fucking hours to put that thing together.

I think she'll either run out of patience, or I will.

FIFA 2019 BAE BAE

Paper mache!

>xboner is so forgotten no one even bothers to shitpost about their only product up there is a fucking controller
Makes sense though, I think about the xbox and the first thing that comes to mind is the controller.

I think Sony's learned some hard lessons from trying to replicate Nintendo's successes. It's not that easy. I don't know if they would want to try something like that again. They've been doing fine sticking with what works for them.

>"games"

That is the point user. Think of it as a model kit that works with a videogame at the end. Paint it and stuff. Then get your daughter some Gundam models and become one of us.

But Bloodborne isn't even a top 40 software seller on the PS4. I think you meant to say as long as Sony has EA and Activision multiplats they need no other answer

Sony literally doesn't make any games

If you'd have told me yesterday that Nintendo's newest product would include cardboard boxes I'd thought you'd be raving mad.

You could have given me a million attempts and I'd never have guessed "cardboard fishing pole toy with screen and controllers attached".

At least Ubisoft changes the settings of their assembly line games. Come on Sony.

How the fuck can the SNES classic be a number 2 seller if there's no fucking stock outside of scalpers?

And anal vore.

Oh she's turning. She recently beat Final Fantasy 4 (I'm taking her through some of the earlier works first) and she looked genuinely excited to build that piano from the video.

Her birthday's in a few months and this cardboard crap flew right to the top of her list. Painting and putting it together does sound fun though.

She'll be shitposting before we know it.

They don't?

Sony won the "war" ages ago, they're the best selling console of this particular by miles. They have nothing to prove.

>fine
They're doing better than fine. They're WINNING with what works for them.

Best semi-original meme Sup Forums has had in years.
Prove me wrong.
You can't.

If God of War has "stealth" in waist high plants then im selling my ps4

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>people paying 80 bucks for this
I don't even know what to say anymore.

I really don't.

Nintendo struck gold again

I'm afraid of my daughter starting to interact with the internet. She does toy reviews in the mirror like she is shooting a youtube video when she gets new ones. I wouldn't be able to handle comments and shit.

the tolerances on that are going to be terrible, it's going to feel so shitty and wonky

HAVE NO FEARS

WE'VE GOT FIFA FOR YEARS

>resorting to memes
Meanwhile making fun of the switch is as easy as providing the facts.

They could start by fixing PSN so I can actually buy shit, for starters.

>if a game sells well on switch, its a masterpiece
>if a games sells well on PS, its normie bait

Are you worried people are going to be making lewd comments about your little girl, like 90% of little girl youtube videos?

Ehr, they're ment to be played with by kids. And cardboard isn't that easy to destroy. Bend, sure, but part of the fun of this is suppose to be putting it back together again.

Make fun of the Switch I dont give a fuck. Doesnt change that most first party Sony games are boring

she'll learn to love black cock eventually. there is nothing you can do about that

I know the feeling. Maybe people are just sick of traditional gaming?

Not a single person on the fucking planet called that gimped port a masterpiece dont you even try to shitpost that someone did.

>memes
The proof is right there in the picture.

Fifa, Call of Duty, Naughty dog games and Battlefield are the only things that sell on ps4

Meanwhile Nintendo can sell eighty dollar cardboard

If Japanese midrange games like Nier, Yakuza, and Persona would just start releasing on Switch or have good PC ports I wouldn't need a PS4 anymore. Bloodborne and Horizon were pretty good but not worth buying a console for.

I feel like people are happy to spend their money on anything with the right label.

what else are switchdrones supposed to buy after zelda and mario?

>The Nintendo exclusive template

I know the feeling friend. My girl's just started using Snapchat to "talk to her friends".

It's a slippery slope, but all we can hope for is that we've taught them well that being an attention-seeking whore and spreading your legs for attention isn't where happiness lies.

Find a man who loves you for who you are. Lean on him when you need it and let him lean on you when he needs you. Be partners, equals and love and respect each other.

Fuck I'm old.

>Dark Souls with a different name
Why would I play this if I can play Dark Souls 1, Dark Souls 2, Dark Souls 3 and Dark Souls 1 Remastered?

Didn't work for the Wii U or the 3DS before it got a massive price cut.

Horizon is the only passable game in that picture.

All the games no one played on Wii U. Switch has already outsold Wii U in Japan.

>giving your information to the same company that's lost it all THREE times before

Who else /hype/ af for yet another cinematic masterpiece?

Yes, those games take place on planet earth.

I can fucking tell you now that there will be forced stealth sections. Now that the jump-button is out, they're going to have to rely a lot more heavily on ground-mechanics. Running away from X or hiding from Z are both in the cards now.

It worked on Amiibos even if it doesn't work on the Wii U itself.

And I'm a staunch believer that if the Wii U had been called something without "Wii" in the name it would have sold a lot more.

What was Sup Forums saying about Overwatch League being dead on day 1?

With fucking Sony points it seems.

Should I buy a ps4 for this? Or just buy a ticket at my local movie theater?

Nintendo is a toys company before all

Still better than Spiderman Zero Fall Damage

What's the point? The last time anyone cared about zombies was in what, 2008? Who the fuck tries to sell a AAA zombie-survival horror game in 2018?

S E E T H I N G

kys

>PSN cards always topping Amazon charts because nobody trusts Sony with their credit cards

>Gunpei Yokoi smiling down from the heavens

half a day later CSGO beat it and then fucking Bloodborne viewers on twitch.

Kamiya was being sarcastic

Jesus, the boomerang still makes me kek.

You know for a fact if a switch owner had money in his hands and he could either purchase cardboard or a spiderman game, they will go for spiderman and laugh at anyone considering cardboard.

Because it literally is the best one of them
>listing DS1 and DS1 remaster as different things even thought it's a straight up port
lol
And before i get called a sony negro, i played DS1/2/3 on PC and only BB on PS4, and it was a superior experience (despite the framerate)

Suuuure.

>B-but
Nope. Bayonetta was inspired by GOW.

Sonybros will buy anything that has "Only On Playstation" on the cover

>and has now surpassed it

In your opinion. The fact of the matter is kamiya wants to go to the series he looks up to for more inspiration when it launches this year.

Dark Souls 1 is better than Stillborne.

Literally this.

Not everything. Gravity Rush 2 sold around 300k. Servers are already being turned offline lol

In fairness though, GR sucked asshole.

Manchildren NEETS don't leave the house. That explains the surge in online sales.

Me? I actually go to gamestop and buy games that don't make me look an autistic man child. (games like splatoon, mario x rabbids, and xenoblade 2) Even odyssey is pushing it.

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Last year

i disagree, but feel free to think whatever you think
DS1 is great and all but many of game's areas are poorly planned and bosses are shockwaves incarnate
mechanics, world building, design and weapon move variety wise BB does a lot better than DS1

so did 95% of sony exclusives

Don't ever talk shit about God of War

> being this bullied by pink collar workers
Fucking normies lmao

Funny thing is, Sony had Move in a working prototype phase in 1999, it works on a completely different set of technologies than Wii. Also Sony had movement in games in PS2 but somehow Sony copied Nintendo. Rest of the picture is similar pretending garbage.

It should be mandatory to play the games before you can shitpost about them.

Tell that to the thousands of seething Sony fanboys shitposting about Labo

>cuck of war

By making a Tearaway sequel, except this time with real cardboard I hope