I enjoy salmon run. Do you enjoy salmon run?

I enjoy salmon run. Do you enjoy salmon run?

Yep, salmon run appeals to my dark need for splating in a wasteland.

>you'll never splat their woomys
What's the point lads?

Yeah it's pretty great

How can people like Marie?
She is just a smug bitch, even the gremlin is better

Yes, I enjoy salmon run. Do YOU enjoy Salmon run? :)

squids were made for BBC

I do Salmon Run with my gf pretty much every time it's allowed to.
She started swearing because of randoms.

Get back to work! Bring me more eggs!

Why do the stingers always go for me and me only?

No roomie bullying in my thread please

Yes

>studying abroad
>classmates loved making a squad for salmon run locally
>It's a blast screaming at each other when we're getting our asses handed to us but we end up winning
>studies end and we all get back home
>barely got a few games in and we live so far apart that the conection is bad
>haven't touched splatoon since last year

Wish my friends at home liked splatoon

>Nonexistent tits
>Nonexistent ass
White """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""women""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

dumb ugly spic

How do I get these boring normalfag retards off my website

Tonight on bbc2, the secret life of marine creatures

How to deal with glowflies

Everyone should be at the basket shooting at them together.

>nonexistent ass

What level of denial is this called?

Some day you'll learn white boi

Take the high ground, and everyone stands in one spot. Everyone shoots the choke and occasionally goes out a bit to grab a stray egg, so long as they're not targeted.
People figured this out within the first week, but they still manage to fuck it up.

>get paired up with some shitty troll who doesn't contribute at all
>mfw get paired with the same asshole two more times in a row despite blocking the fucker

>tfw 1-squid squad

>1 squid squad
>first boss is mosquito

Fly Fish can still suck my dick

>you can't shoot them
>can only be killed by getting a pair of bombs in both of their missile pods
>no matter HOW fast you are they'll still get their stupid fucking attack off
>only other way to kill them is if you happen to have the stingray

Just let me fucking brute force you and shoot your fucking face until you die, this isn't fair. Maws only requires one bomb, is swiftly taken care of, and even despite that you can shoot it to death.

Maybe pay attention to the guy on the high ground spamming "THIS WAY THIS WAY THIS WAY THIS WAY" and actually fucking listen

You can use the inkjet too
Just gotta have good aim though

Inkjet can kill it too? Do you shoot the pods or the cockpit?

Either way they'e still the most infuriating boss salmonid

I don't think I've ever noticed someone being so shit that they stood out. Usually we just die and I blame everyone for being incompetent.

Shoot the pods. Make sure you are actually shooting the inside of the bin, since explosions on the outside don't affect it.

You should be able to kill flyfish just by shooting the insides of their missile pods. Why do bombs have to be so expensive to use

>lose one guy
>get the most eggs of the night
>just fucking power eggs everywhere, too many to even pick up
It really all comes down to the bosses, I think. Weapons are super important too, as is making sure the right weapons are doing the right job, but it really is a huge difference just from the boss spawn RNG. I've had waves where everything went super fucking well and I realized we never spawned a Flyfish or only one or two.

During the low tide Cohock waves, you can also shoot the cannons into the pods. Although that's sort of just part of that waves switch up of the power dynamics.

I think you should be able to break the glass and shoot the pilot instead, with a tiny hitbox.

It's just how the RNG wants to work sometimes

>Get shit like High Tide + Multiple Steel Eels + Fly fish every half second
>other times just get regular phases that aren't that bad

With the weapon variety, short range or low power is just ass, which is why the Brush is so fucking dreaded.

fuck off dot

Sorry I like women with a little bit of class, Tyrone. I bet you peruse twerking threads on /gif/

salmon run is my personal GOTY of 2017,i love everything about that game mode. i want updates, i want a campaign, i want MORE

>Final boss is Mr Grizzco

You shouldn't begrudge a man his waifu under any circumstance!

Same here, my gf takes it way more seriously than me.

I enjoy the thought of breeding with Callie while holding hands

I've seen people actively throwing themselves into the water, calling for help, and immediately doing it again each time. One time we had two chucklefucks doing this. I've also had people on profreshional get sub-50 power eggs and they sure as fuck weren't using the shit weapon because I had it.

No i never play this shit

Smug bitches are the best.

Being one of the agents together with Callie and Marie must feel pretty incredible for an Inkling.

I FUCKING LOVE SQUIDS

>Oh hey, don’t mind me
>Just come to BTFO your entire squad within seconds

What's it like to have no taste achmed?

Salmonoids can't climb up walls. If you're in a stage with an inkable wall, climb it it and the 'noids will just gather in that spot for the rest of your team to fuck up. Rinse and repeat for the next target.

I'm going to marry Callie and give her all the tender love that she deserves. Just as soon as squids evolve into humanoids and it becomes legal to marry them. Actually, fuck the law. I ain't got time for that shit. I'm going to go stare out at the ocean now.

Lucky bastards. I bet they engage in group hugs between levels too...

MAKE THE FUCKING QUOTA!!!

NO, I must survive even at the expense of finishing under the quota because _________.

I prefer a relaxed Turf War where half the people are just squid partying

yeah but I fucking hate clam blitz

WHY THE FUCK CANT ANY TEAM EVER HOLD THEIR OWN AGAINST THESE CUNTS THEY SHOW UP AND ALL OF A SUDDEN YOURE THE ONLY GUY LEFT BEING MOLESTED BY SMALL FRYS

Which one?

woomy

ah, it appears i've stumbled upon the autistic, friendless loser virgin thread
hello nintendo bretheren :D

>Scrapper
>Steelhead
>Maws

You stumbled into literally every thread on Sup Forums?
How weird!
>:D

You sounds like you are bad at using computers, maybe you should stop xD

>pass 200/99 Profreshional
>only now get a sudden difficultly spike

Think that image screwed up somehow

FUCK YOU BEAR

Not when I get lumbered with the charger or blaster.

...

you should pretend you don't have a girlfriend, it makes you look less like that guy

>Mr. Shrug is an octo

Focus on the fucking stingers first for fuck's sake.

I think people get fucked by wanting to collect all the power eggs. It's easy enough for one guy to run off and whack a stinger, but they feel like it's a waste to then focus all their time on getting the eggs, especially because stingers aren't always a high priority target. But it's best to get them early on because they'll really fuck you up when there's multiple bosses running around, even if you need to leave the eggs for those fucking purple fins to jack. If you can keep up the pressure on the bosses, one or two missed eggs won't matter.

Stinger