Nintendo SWITCH 330$

>Nintendo SWITCH 330$
>pro controller 70$
>the ONLY actual game 70$
>joycon charger adapter 40$
>amibos 12$ each
>cardboard 80$

Holy fuck literaly how can they get away with this shit?

Marketing and having been around long enough to have multigenerational markets.

>>Joycon charger
>>amiibo
>>hurp durp le expensive cardbord xxDD
>>le only 1 game lolllllooo!!!
epic thread my guy!

people are fucking stupid.

it's cardboard...it won't last more than 2 days, the "careful" user... a week.

Nincucks eat up anything they release.

>Bought a Switch with Galaxy for 310

Okay cool story frogposter

You forgot:
>House to play with 250k
>Electricity to play these games
>Television to play on a big screen

this is a falseflag, right?

the soyboi Nin10yearold manchild meme is real

you forgot paid online and 18 controllers in different colors
and pokebank subscription

How many 12 year olds do you know that buy their own video game consoles?

so don't buy it

How new are you if you haven't realised he's a colossal faggot that will say anything to get attention?

I'm not gonna defend the switch pheriphial pricing but who the hell buys the joycon charger?

Wow girls do not like the switch at all.
Do we have gender data for the other consoles?

Gotta admit. Cardboard looks fun for kids. As a parent I doubt I would ever pay that much for cardboard, but a single lego set goes for about the same price.
Pretty sure everything is a fucking scam nowadays.

$570 of you but five amiibos, holy fuck (not including cardboard cost).

TV, 600$
Sound system, 400$
Annual internet service, 600$

$2170 just to enjoy the newest Bing Bing WAHOO!

Why did you pixelate it you fucking retard?

>3% N/A
Who the fuck else is playing, Dogs, Cats?

>>the ONLY actual game
lol

>Chess Ultra
stopped looking there, how embarrassing.

>indie ports
>Wii U ports
>shovelware such as Worms, Golf Story and whatever that fucking snake is supposed to be
So this is the power of Nintendo

Well, the thing is, Nintendo is as old as Mattel and/or Hasbro, if not older. they know how to sell toys and other shit stuff for kids

>brainlet detected

>worms
>Golf Story
>motherfucking snake story (which you even admit you have no idea what it is(
>shovelware

the absolute STATE

Their target demographic is literally autistic.

>the ONLY actual game 70$
>joycon charger adapter 40$
>amibos 12$ each
>cardboard 80$
What games costs 70$? Also who the fuck buys a joycon charger? The fucking Switch charges them
>buying amiibos
>buying the cardboard shit

Do you genuinely think no one will call you out on the ports and shovelware hi ou bought? Why are Nintendies so desperate to pad out their library?

Men that don't grow up, so yeah autistic.

> snakepass is shovelware
> amazing gameplay with deep mechanics
pick one you faggot. cant have both.
protip: second anwser is the correct one

All of them. it's called allowance/pocket money/birthday gift money/christmas gift money.
I could buy whatever the fuck I wanted with the money I got gifted for birthdays and christmas from my parents, aunts, uncles, grandma etc. when I was 9.
My parents made it clear that if I spend it all at once I won't get any more from them until the next occasion (eastern, christmas, birthday). It's a great way to teach kids the value of money and how to handle it. I spent very little on mundane, stupid shit or candy. I rather saved up - sometimes for YEARS and bought myself something cool I really wanted.

Worms is complete shovelware nowadays my friend. They keep releasing the same fucking game over and over again

not an argument, friend :)

It's a fun, casual game, relax.

>How
By creating salt mines in Sup Forums.

Because people buy that shit nigger.

right but how many are on the switch?

Dogs and cats are still male or female user.

>mostly children buy a console
It's a console for children!

>mostly adults buy a console
It's a console for manchildren!

Really makes me think, user.

>Snakepass
>Deep mechanics
Have you even played snakepass? Climbing up obstacles is as easy as holding grab and just forcing yourself up arbitrarily. Not much more to it.

Deeper than your average sony moviegame at least

We pretty much knew that already, I mean just go watch the retards that are reacting to the labo trailers.

Everyone who talks about how their console of choice has a lot of games, will always point to multiplats

I'm almost certain those kids alreay got the Switch as a Christmas gift from their parents.

Is Worms on Switch good?

>snake pass
>shovelware

I hope that noone in this thread takes themselves seriously.

Sup Forums should be renamed /sg/ for all the sour grapes.

>Golf Story
>Shovleware
Nigger do you even know that that word means?

>doesnt sell lootboxes
>sells actual cardboard boxes for 80$
>somehow nincucks eat this shit up

The absolute state of soytendo

The absolute state of

>chess
wow nitendrones really grasping at straws huh

Grade A douchebag

GOD I LOVE CHESS ULTRAAAA

The cardboard is literally free

N/A in that kind of survey is usually to say "Prefer not to answer", user.

>finally start building my dark grid
>discover naru won't be good until i have multiple MLB claws at the very least

I fucking hate this game.

don't worry, a lot of autistic children have trouble with chess

>Playstation 4 Pro 400$
>Dualshock 50$
>PlayStation 4 VR 249$
>PlayStation 4 Camera 50$
>Move Motion Controllers 99$
>Aim Controller 50$
>Charging Station 30$
>Wireless Headset 140$
>the ONLY actual game 50$

Holy fuck literaly how can they get away with this shit?

Don't need any of that. Meanwhile pro controller is 100% necessary if your height is above 5'8"

>pro controller is 100% necessary
nope

Joycons are too small for adults, sorry.