That'll be $69.99

That'll be $69.99
plus tip

Tfw 3 pizzas delivered is $20 now
Tfw people still buy this shit instead of just making their own.

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little USA tipping thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" stock photo of the pizza guy isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Facebook posting about a birdshit sticker. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic eurofag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL PLUS TIP PLUS TAX PLUS SHIPPING." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

Fuck you I ain't paying 70 bucks for some cardboard

the sad thing is you could actually approach this price with 3 modestly constructed pizzas from pizza hut

Fuck you, there's some string included too.

nigga i work at a pizza place where one pizza is 21 dollars and people still tip on top of that

>mfw live in country where large pizza is $8
>mfw delivery guy doesn't even expect a tip but I tip him because the pizza is dirt cheap

STOP ORDERIN PIZZA TO MA HOUSE YA DAM INTERNET GOOFS

I really hope this is pasta, user.

literally any country, just look for local chains instead of overpriced brand name garbage

Germany?

can someone explain this 'plus tip' meme to me? I'm not a burger

>IT'S NOT JUST CARDBOX THERE IS A PIZZA INSIDE TOO REEEEEEE

>not growing your own crops, livestock, harvesting them yourself and making your own pizza in an oven you built

"Thanks for the labo replacement parts bro"

the pizza man will shoot you if you dont tip

>make 3k a month delivering pizza
>barely any expenses, tons of spending money to buy vidya
livin the dream

>tfw get delicious food AND a FREE Nintendo Switch Labo expansion pack
How can other consoles even compete?

What the fuck, even in Australia you can get $5 pizzas from domino's and we don't tip here. Literally how is $8 impressive?

>being an amerimutt

that looks like the most creative videogame by nintendo in a long time, i'm actually unironically hyped for that game. My only problem is thet is 60 bucks but meh, it's the same price of a AAA game, definetly picking it when the price drops.

3k in monopoly money maybe
t. Former pizza delivery guy

I don't have any money.
Maybe I can pay some other way.