Imagine grown men going to the store to buy this

Imagine grown men going to the store to buy this

I don't have to imagine it user. I just have to wait for the inevitable pictures.

I'll be going to the store for that cute keyboard. Then I can make a symphony between that, the DSi Korg DAW, and Mario Paint.

why would you buy it pre-made

This is like autism itself personified. Holy shit.

Is that DSi DAW any good?

Grown men buying this for their children?

OH NO NO NO NO NO UAAHAHA

>taking your shoes off indoors

imagine a kid who has money

Of course they will, good parents have to buy the game for their kids.

Yea

>go to target
>walk straight over to the video games section
>find this overpriced piece of shit
>pull out wallet and give them $70
>go back to the house
>hand it and the wallet back to my girlfriends husband so he can let me fuck his wife in peace without any autistic outbursts

Good parents don't buy pieces of cardboard for their kids

>Gamestop now offering expert at home construction of your Labo
>just 29.99

Think of the obese sector of soyboys who won't even fit in this

That'd be awesome. The 3DS has it's own KORG synths as well, and the Switch is getting a port of one of their tablet synths as well I believe.

>Spreading shit particles all over your living space
Sweet dude.

Yea

>hole logic

Why are amerifats proud to be so gross?

The streets aren't covered with shit in first world nations, pajeet

In fact they buy good videogames that uses carefully designed cardboard to enhance a gaming experience for kids.

what do you expect from amerimutts?

One man has a house, a job, a wife, disposable income, a harmless hobby he engages in with friends, and a personal assistant who runs errands and keeps the wife and her divorce lawyer at bay.

One man serves the other and is rewarded by old snatch.

lel. Have you ever interacted with children? Most of them will outright tell you that they don't want a stupid cardboard box. They are all into iphones these days.

its only the older gen. I dont understand how my dad could come home after a long day at work and not take off his shoes for another 2 hours

I'm gonna play this shit with my 3 year old cousin and there's nothing you can do about it.

OBESE

>"i have 2 racing chairs, heres yours"

Whatever you makes you feel better, Jeremy

Welcome to the future, old man.

I appreciate your quick response, Jerome.

He can always say that its for his nephew.

I work with kids from 3 to 10 years old, I know for a fact that this game would be awesome from them. It would help kids develop craftmanship and fantasy AND it will be fun for them.

>buying cardboard

bravo nintendo, selling literally nothing to soys

lol how much mileage are you ding dongs going to get out of this one?

More than what the average person would get out of a cardboard peripheral

Playing with carboard is still a better way to spend your time than shitposting.

At least my keyboard won't break after too much shitposting

theyre just gonna see your shit as lame
>WTF i dont want this

Are you 12 years old?

>cardboard
>a material that can be bent and broken easily
>if you break one part you'll have to buy the entire kit again
>end up spending more than 140 dollars over a piece of cardboard and shovel ware

when is the release date? i'll go to the store and take pictures. i'm a very non-threatening looking ching chong and people will probably just assume i'm hyped for the labo

INTRODUCING THE PRETENDO VR

>you will never smell his feet
Why live bros?

Why would you buy it when you can get the cardboard for free?

Unironicly 4/20

oh, okay. i'll take some edibles, too, then

No, nigger, wear an SS shirt. You're AZN so they can't call you racist.

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>Spending $300 for Wii U ports and cardboard shovelware

What a great console

The ad literally shows a grown man playing with it. No child is pictured.

wait, how could he say that nintendo have high quality stuffs when their products break easily? especially the handhelds.
My PS2 controller from 10+ years ago still work today with zero part broken.
Yet my 3ds of 2 years, maybe 3 already have it's analogue broken apart just like everybody esles' even though i din't use it roughly.
the analogue is clearly a flawed product.

i still use a dell mouse that's around fifteen years old. i even found the exact model number so i can order more, but i honestly don't see the point in getting another one when it's still like-new almost. maybe i should get one just to hold onto

>smashbabbies mash so hard they break their 3DS
Hahahahhahahahah

My fucking face when PCqueers can't emulate the next level in interactive entertainment.

>Imagine grown men going to the store to buy this
for a board about nerds playing with toys a lot of you all really are insecure about the fact that vidya are toys arent ya. Cause if you weren't the irony of dumb ass shit like this would not have be going over your heads so damn hard.

And at the same time even more pathetricaly you all are acting exactly the same like them tardo ass feminist fuckers who whine about something they have no intention of buying ever existing and not instead being made for them. Seriously how does the irony of acting exactly like them lame as SJW nerdos go over your heads so damn hard as well.
ya pathetic as lame faggity losers. Like seriously shit aint for you and its fine to not like the shit but god damn to whine about a product not made and marketed towards you as if it were simply to trigger some sort of fucked up victim complex to then revel in a sort of recreational anger and shit is just so god damn lame and pathetic


that being said shit does look kinda dumb to me but since its aimed at them younger kiddos or people who are into lego style build it yourself shit then fine no skin off my bones. also remember the health and fitness type shit Nintendo wanted to do under iwata? This shit may be part of it since it is designed to get nerds to stand up and walk around and shit

Imagine being jealous of my $80 cumbox

Man, this is the best announcement ever. Years of cardboard boxes pictures are ahead of us.

We tend to game on the things INSIDE the boxes, user

For fucking real, I figured this wojak meme added the contraption to make it look stupider

Finally, something to hold all the salt!

gonna have to go ahead and call bullshit on this
I probably have 1200 hours just on New Leaf, definitely 5k plus on current 3ds and have had no problems
Alternatively Ive gone through 3 ps2 controllers (hardware issues), 2 ps3 controllers, and my ds4 has already pretty much lost elasticity after under 500 hours
Lets not even get into consoles themselves, as ps2s would break if you look at them too hard and the ps4 pro sounds like a jet taking off for no reason. On the other hand left my wii on for 3 years straight and it still runs like a dream

Are they the same people who stood in line for Szechuan sauce that one time?

nice ass

>Imagine grown men going to the store to buy this
for their kids, right?

honestly owning the one on the left would be considerably more embarrassing

Not with those pants, 1-2-Switch actors wore it better

If you say so, you fat loser

That thicc ass though

>american barbarians

>carefully designed creative play experience

edutainment is a meme, user
it is pushed by businesses who want to suppress and commodify curiosity and creativity by marrying it to unfree, proprietary systems that rely on digital entertainment.

Studies prove interactive learning "experiences" impede engagement, recall and understanding. Why then are the media so eager to push the incursion of proprietary closed systems into creative play?

>nephew
just say is for your son's birthday and you want it to keep it a secret from him. If you're going to lie at least try to make it sound cool

Should be wearing a diaper instead of underwear

>bad pants
>flat ass
>either a literal teenager or a disgusting manlet
no

>i believe the media narrative that unfree curated edutainment experiences are the only way to foster creativity

You can do that, but after working in a videogame shop for years, we could always tell who was lying. One of the best parts of the job.

>whats that user?
>oh its my $380 big boy racing chair
Yeah, im pretty sure about it

what gives it away, the stuttering?

This, lmao

should be shaking

This. I take my kids for walks in the park, and teach them about animals and make little dens with them on weekends. That rarely necessitates having to give Nintendo 70 funbox to pretend we're fishing.

Just go fishing. Rods are like 30 dollaroos

what is this shit

>"I know you're lying, sir"
>"YOU TOO"

>whoa user $380? you must have a stabil income to afford that unlike these nintenbros which can only use their weird paper shit

Some user's better version.

Whats the big deal in buying toys for your children?

>what's that user?
>IT'S MUH SUPAH COOL RACING GEAR MADAM! I-I MADE IT ALL MUH SELFS....*long pause* OUT OF CARDBOARD! *giggles*

Impressive

I can smell the virginity wafting off this post

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Cardboard

Not even 24 hours after the announcement and we have some god tier art already

It's been around 4 hours after the announcement that image was posted

Keep crying

>tfw no new sony memes because sony hasn't announced any new games
feels bad man

I have never seen an attractive mentally ill person

Or you just can get a proper keyboard and a laptop like a adult.

No memos because you have nothing to make fun of with Sony without veins desperate
>share
>wobble
>uh...N-no games???

Daily reminder that, as per usual, Sup Forums is wrong.
>LOL THE SWITCH IS GONNA FLOP
>LOL THE SWITCH WILL HAVE NO GOOD GAMES
>LOL LABO IS NEVER GONNA WORK

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