Cardboard in a kids toy

>Cardboard in a kids toy
Absolutely terrible, a seven year old will mash that shit up in a few days. What is Nintendo thinking?

They're probably thinking that they can sell $2 worth of cardboard for $80+

This
I see all these shitpost threads and no-one is talking about how easy it is to rip/bend cardboard. It won't last a month.

>Make a console for children
>Make accessories for said console aimed for children
>Autists fucking lose their minds because kids are just trying to have fun

Nintendo is my favorite gaming company just because of the amount of butthurt they cause on a global scale.

you could just get free bits of cardboard to repair/replace it with?

>same file name
>same compressed image
get a life faggot

maybe you're a babby to business but that's actually smart business since the parent(s) will either have to cough up more cash for a replacement or deal with their kid whining about it.

Yeah V is way overreacting to this shit, I ain’t no Nintendo fan, fucking hate the switch gay af but this is pretty cool of them to do, IF it wasn’t so expensive but still.

7 years old know his to play CS mods in roblox , they'll be fine.

So... you admit you're a manchild autist?

Real kids play Lego, no labo

No, real kids play Bloodborne

I'm guessing violent retard spawn might have parental supervision when using a relatively expensive, throwable tablet regardless of whether there's cardboard involved or not. Still unless they're going hammer and tongs at it with scissors or a knife cardboard is easily repairable.

actually lego has been on the decline for years now

I don't purchase consoles. Why would I intentionally limit myself in my hobby? I just appreciate them as a company for their ability to make money and cause human adults to be assblasted at the same time.

7 years old is about the time a human brain can start to recognize others have feelings

Just buy more.

I assume you were homeschooled

>I just appreciate them as a company for their ability to make money and cause human adults to be assblasted at the same time.
So you are a manchild autist then.

That's the whole point, if plastic breaks you're fucked and have to buy a replacement. With cardboard you can just mend it yourself or construct your own replacement.

i went to gay ass private school. all boys, some cute

serious question guys.
i have a lot of spare parts lying around for this new nintendo stuff. should i wait to put them on ebay?
(image similar to spare parts i have)

I'm not sure you understand what either of those words mean, m8. If English isn't your first language and you want an explanation, lemme know. I get that some people are a little slow, not your fault, I'll be happy to help.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

>Nintentoddler eats up a generic mario 3d platformer
>Nintentoddler eats up Asscreed Zelda
>Nintentoddler plays with fucking cardboard

lmao what's next

1st world country reproduction rate been on decline too. See the correlation? 3rd world country kids dont play lego, they play in in sand or swamps.

He's calling you a manchild autist. There's nothing wrong with his english, you manchild autist.

Makes sense, I went to a school in the countryside with lowlife kids.
Beating your peers with sticks in a forest was the preferred pastime.

the problem is grown men buying into this shit

What the fuck is Sup Forums's problem with this? If it looks fun, then who cares? This looks fun to assemble and it looks like a cool gimmick and it was obviously made for children and the young at heart. The robot shit looks fun. Hell, the fishing game and the driving game looks fun as well.

Sup Forums can't comprehend it when other people have fun over a piece of cardboard for $70.

Well, no. He was asking me if I were those two things and I already said no so he asked again so it would be fair to assume that he didn't understand what they meant.

Are you okay?

it's just autistic memers spamming these threads and making edits. see

>This looks fun to assemble and it looks like a cool gimmick and it was obviously made for children and the young at heart. The robot shit looks fun. Hell, the fishing game and the driving game looks fun as well.
You have to be 18 to post here.

I see the european mods are up.

We fucking hate shit-eating Nintendo fanboys

Sony desperately copying the idea as is tradition.

I get that this cardboard shit is for kids but how much of a fucking flaming faggot do you have to be to justify paying $70 for cheap ass cardboard and a shitty little minigame collection? Just how far are these Nintendo soyfags up their own asses?

CARDBOARD
FUCKING
CARDBOARD

does the controller even connect to the keys on the keyboard?

I can't imagine it fucking functions

maybe they plan to sell 20 cents of cardboard for 5 dollars

that is a decent business model

get ready for imitators

...

If it wasn't this it would be something else being shitted on Sup Forums wants everything to fail.

Is that meme’s character based upon a real person? Man, it really remembers me to a certain spanish youtuber...

because it's true. if you're pessimistic you're either correct or proven right. if you're optimistic you get disappointed a lot more

soyboy mouth of fear meme

Imagine being so autistic that you actually care what other people spend their money on. That it fills you with rage to the point that you want to shit on something that you're never going to use and something that will never affect you.

I say imagine because none of you are actually like this, right?

I care about others, I have a nice brain and a good heart. When you waste your dollars, it is a tragedy, that money could be better spent to improve your life or happiness, and not through grudging obstinance. To foolishly spend your money and then feel like a fool afterwards but be so ashamed you can't admit it and instead have to tell others what a good decision you made, and how much you don't regret it, that is buyers remorse.

Thanks bro.

>That it fills you with rage to the point that you want to shit on something that you're never going to use and something that will never affect you.
But we're all just laughing at you retards. Maybe you should get diagnosed for autism if you're struggling this hard to differentiate laughter at someone and genuine anger.

Would you have preferred an overpriced hunk of metal and plastic that serves the same purpose?

there's a shiny, mirrored strip inside the box onto which IR light is projected, when the key is pressed down its other end rises up blocking a section of the strip which is registered by the camera

everything from japan is overpriced, and this is an invention for japs

I'm not a fucking idiot who buys console crap or their retarded peripherals

You could buy 6 pizzas and 2 30 racks of beer for $70, have a bunch of people over to watch football, and have more than enough cardboard left over to make your toys.

>a seven year old will mash that shit up in a few days

Thing is, this won´t be used by 7 year olds. It will be used by men in their thirties.

personally, I think it's ridiculously overpriced, I doubt the games have that much depth to them (although it looks like you can code your own stuff, which is cool), and the "peripherals" are fucking cardboard and string mostly afterall. That said, the whole concept is perfect shitposting materal as anything people say about it you can just respond with >fucking cardboard lmao

I don't think you understand what you're even talking about. You don't have to try and lie on the internet. Especially when after the thread dies, you blend right back into the site. Do you secretly want it and just don't want others to know? I promise the mods won't track your ip and laugh at you if you say you enjoy something here.