"I fight for the men I've held in my arms, dying on foreign soil. I fight for their wives and children...

"I fight for the men I've held in my arms, dying on foreign soil. I fight for their wives and children, who's names I heard whispered in their last breaths. I fight for we few who did come home, only to find our country full of strangers wearing familiar faces. I fight for my people impoverished to pay the debts of an Empire too weak to rule them, yet brands them criminals for wanting to rule themselves! I fight so that all the fighting I've already done hasn't been for nothing. I fight... because I must."

Let the Dragonborn do it. It'll make a better song.

>who's
>who is or who has
>whose
>possessive form of who

More like you fight because your too fucking stupid to see that the Thalmor want Skyrim in a state of civil war as long as possible.

Daddy Ulfric

The civil war is one of the few things Bethesda got right with Skyrim.

You fight because you're a fucking puppet, Ulfric.

"I fight because someone stole my sweetroll!"

Even if they knew that it would be no reason to stop fighting

Too bad he was wrong. Reminder that the Thalmor winning in the end and destroying Mundus is canon.

>*blocks your legitimacy*

ABSOLUTELY BASED

Next game better have Thalmor as the main faction

this

>Status: Asset (uncooperative), Dormant, Emissary Level Approval

>Description: Jarl of Windhelm, leader of Stormcloak rebellion, Imperial Legion veteran

>Background: Ulfric first came to our attention during the First War Against the Empire, when he was taken as a prisoner of war during the campaign for the White-Gold Tower. Under interrogation, we learned of his potential value (son of the Jarl of Windhelm) and he was assigned as an asset to the interrogator, who is now First Emissary Elenwen. He was made to believe information obtained during his interrogation was crucial in the capture of the Imperial City (the city had in fact fallen before he had broken), and then allowed to escape. After the war, contact was established and he has proven his worth as an asset.The so-called Markarth Incident was particularly valuable from the point of view of our strategic goals in Skyrim, although it resulted in Ulfric becoming generally uncooperative to direct contact.

>Operational Notes: Direct contact remains a possibility (under extreme circumstances), but in general the asset should be considered dormant. As long as the civil war proceeds in its current indecisive fashion, we should remain hands-off. The incident at Helgen is an example where an exception had to be made - obviously Ulfric's death would have dramatically increased the chance of an Imperial victory and thus harmed our overall position in Skyrim. (NOTE: The coincidental intervention of the dragon at Helgen is still under scrutiny. The obvious conclusion is that whoever is behind the dragons also has an interest in the continuation of the war, but we should not assume therefore that their goals align with our own.) A Stormcloak victory is also to be avoided, however, so even indirect aid to the Stormcloaks must be carefully managed.

Reminder that Torygg might have been a faggot but never a cuck like Ulfric is

>implying Ulfric is not just playing 5D chess with the knife-ears

Alright, explain fucking how a Skyrim weakened by civil war is not exactly what the Aldmeri Dominion want.

fucking altmer

shut up you oblivious puppet

>Ulfric was Torrygg's hero
>Ulfric brutally murdered him

Not sure who is better at killing Nords, Thalmor or Ulfric.

Empire = EU
Imperials = Liberals
Stormcloaks = Neo-Cons
Ulfric = Trump
Dragons = Muslims
Thalmor = Jews

Where the fuck are you even going with these analogies?

lopped this assholes head right the fuck off.

>could have cooperated with Torygg to start an uprising against the Empire
>this would entirely avoid the civil war and loss of Nord lives
>at the very least Haafingar hold would also be on his side from the start
>instead kill the Torygg because its about personal power after all
>use thuum in a duel even though he was taught by Greybeards and thus had to accept the way of the voice
ooh but there is more
>LARP as stronk warrior
>captured by Thalmor
>captured by Tulius immediately upon arrival
>Hadvar says that Ulfric didn't even put up much of a fight
>chooses to send Stormcloaks against Whiterun instead of dueling Balgruuf
here is the dialogue
>Balgruuf: "I'm not a fool, Proventus. I mean it's time to challenge Ulfric to face me as a man, or to declare his intentions."
[...]
>Balgruuf: "I'm not the High King, but neither am I a boy. If Ulfric wants to challenge my rule in the old way, let him. Though I suspect he'll prefer to send his "Stormcloaks" to do it for him."
ooh but there is more:
>bear of markath
>thalmor only ever got an excuse to waltz around Skyrim AFTER Ulfric threw his little bitchfit

in all honesty I think Empire has outlived its usefulness, but putting Ulfric on the throne? no way

I always kill Ulfric and then enslave him as a thrall.

Neo-Cons and Libtards keep fighting unaware that the Jew is the real menace. Muslims are destroying europe and europeans would rather argue about idpol than go out and kill them. The EU is shit and is sucking europe dry. Country's like Poland and Hungary are trying their best to support themselves outside of it while germany is nothing but a hollow shell of it's former self thanks to the EU. Trump is a Neo-Con who thinks only slightly differently from the rest of the US government and that's why everyone wants him taken out.

"The most precious possession you have in the world, is your own people. And for this people, and for the sake of this people, we will struggle and fight. And never slacken, and never tire, and never lose courage, and never despair."

Daily reminder that this game predicted the future

>Ulfric is Trump
>Skyrim is America
>Thalmor are Jews
>Empire is Mexico

Too deep for you. It's why you'd never beat thalmor, impcbro

They will probably say that the ceasefire is canon, and then to distract everyone will say that falmer invaded the province or something

So in other words, you're using the same excuse that people use to explain the paradox of an all-knowing, all-powerful, all-loving deity, in a world with so much suffering... To excuse a fucktard making a power grab and being manipulated into weakening the country he supposedly loves.

There really is no limit to the delusions people will sink into to protect their own ideology, is there?

I have the Skeleton Key yet I cannot open the puzzle locks without the claws like Mercer did.
What?

"You have to commit yourselves to the notion of honour at the earliest age. For us, the nordic youth of the future must be slim and slender, swift as greyhounds, though as leather, and hard as steel.
What we want from our nordic youth is different from what the past wanted from them. We must raise a new man, so that we are able to give the nordic people a new idea, and to unite the people through this idea, and to lead them to a new way of life. This is the greatest task of this century for our people."

Mercer had godlike skill in lockpicking, which is why he could do it. You're just some pleb with a neat key.

you really have a lonely life aren't you?

What will be of the Dragonborn in Skyrim 2 or TES 6 or whatever?

"This generation is the bearer of Skyrim's destiny; of Skyrim's future or Skyrim's fall. And our enemies, they already cry out today: Skyrim shall fall! Yet Skyrim can give but one answer: Skyrim will live! And hence Skyrim will win!"

You'd think contrarians would fall in love with the side winning the war over Tamriel and good knowledge on how the magical world of Nirn works rather than brainbead Nords

Is it just fa/tg/uy meme's spilling over from other franchises?

they will either say that he vanished in Solstheim, or went on an expedition to Atmora vanished there. Or that he ascended as Talos

>Is it just fa/tg/uy meme's spilling over from other franchises?
at least partially yes, any setting that has elves gets at least a bit of /tg/ memes, but in case of TES its also the case that every once in a while elves start getting real crazy and Lorkhan sends some Deus Ex machina to put them in place

My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?

>give sick speeches
>have second worst questline in the game
why
The only questline that's worse is the Imperial questline which is basically the same but is only worse because it doesn't feel as cool

You never should have come here.