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>vga

Why would you unplug your power cable while the game is running? You're just going to damage your system and probably corrupt storage data.

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>Dark spirit has invaded

>hurr durr look at how retarded I am

Lol power cable

Unplugging your headphones is not going to save you from an invasion, you know?

>unplugging the internet cable when being invaded instead of taking the challenge head-on
"hurr durr look at how retarded I am"
t. OP

>dark spirit has inva

>dark spirit has in-

>Dark spirit has inva-

>get invaded in undead burg
>sl of like 24 or something
>instead of an honorable duel the faggot just spams firestorm until I roll off a ledge and die

never went online again after that, and it doesnt feel like I missed anything. At least fight fair, faggot

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woah is that from the new black mirror??

>dark spirit has i-

git gud fag

>Dark spirit has invaded
Finally

>dark spirit has inv-

>honorable duel

>wanting honourable duel in invasions
Invasions are meant to infuriate the invadee and it looks like it worked

>a dark spirit has i-

>dark spi-

>dark spirit has invaded
>waste his time by rolling forever whenever he tries to attack me
>he eventually black crystals out

I love DaS3 and its dodge iframes

>dark spirit has inva-

ironic how invaders hate ds3 because they get ganked

>>>/reddit/

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>dark souls
>at least fight fair
lol

Those people are terrible. Blues are basically free estus refills

I know this is a work of fiction, but: how do people fucking do this? How do you not have a fucking filter? I don't even swear when I'm out even though it's acceptable. Not hard.

Sometimes you're distracted and your brain malfunctions

your one of those faggots that bows aren't you

so you claim with 100% certainty that you have never accidentally blurted out something wrong?

>Summoned as blue spirit to help with invader
>Invader not hurting host just chasing him around as well as other watch dogs of farron
>Get closer to find out what the fuck is going on
>Invader wearing a host ring, no shirt, holding a giant club, and is green skinned
>Only chasing people down when they're in the water
>Everyone scared to go near him because he keeps yelling with the shout wmote if we do and punching people

Sometimes Invaders are a laugh and a half

git outta mah swamp

>Join dragons
>Get a dragon eye summoning thing
>Put it next to bosses alongside the helpful ones
>Every 20 minutes someone who doesnt know what the dragon eye is touches it like Im going to help them
>Lightning Zweihander their stupid boypucci when they bow/turn around
I got like 30 people the weekend I did that

>we're getting hacked!

Gankers were tied for the worst encounters in DaS1 with twinks, them becoming more prominent in addition to how easy it is to dodge forever, summon indefinitely, and the overall power of swords makes it hell. It's a shame magic/pyromancy can't help with big groups like my hammer can.

>Invasions are meant to infuriate the invadee and it looks like it worked
more like
>WAAAAHHHH STOP GANKING ME WHEN I INVADE YOU WAHAHHHHHHHH MOMMY HE ISN'T PLAYING FAIR WHEN I FORCE MYSELF INTO HIS GAME WAAHHHHH

Don't mind me, just posting best invasion series
>inb4 people get triggered by ds2
youtube.com/watch?v=oD2vO1wsVgA
02:30 if you want to skip intro

I know you are just baiting but let us assume you didn't post like a 12 year old for the sake of a more quality discussion:
>HE ISN'T PLAYING FAIR WHEN I FORCE MYSELF INTO HIS GAME
There is an option to turn it of AND an ingame option. So you literally invite every PVP fag into your game. You can only blame yourself, no?

I'm not complaining about getting invaded. I just think its hilarious how invaders are so ready to act like the are le epic trollz xd then when they get ganked they become little whining children. I have no problem with invading people but to expect people to not use every tool available to them is just stupid.

what's the point of playing this online if you're just going to pull the plug when an invasion happens? just stay offline or hollow

>didnt unplug my keyboard for 3 years
>try to plug it out because keyboard isnt working
>destroy the usb port in the process

I agree to some degree but the victim role goes for both sides, and let's be honest: 3 ruined the whole invading.
I never summon in Dark Souls and having an invader hunting your ass in 1 and 2 was fun every now and then. But because I was alone I never got invaded in 3. And those PVP fags that would have give me and themselves a good time only faced 3 ready to PVP gankteams hating PVP and wrecking them for the lulz.
pretty shit system desu.

>Playing DS3
>Weird Canadian smoke signal internet connection allows me to put down signs to be summoned, but I cannot summon or be invaded by other players

It actually really sucked. I liked being invaded.

>Person bows
>Get a free hit in
>Disarm self, bow pretending to be sorry
>They bow again
>Hit them again

were you by chance doing a low sl run with high level reinforced weapons?

Nope

Standard run

>not standing up to them like a man
I beat the shit out of bellbros every time I went my way up to the belfry gargs in 2.

vga, the best

>Dark spirit has invad-

but now you are dead

sometimes you just open your mouth and shit comes out. People talk about out of control immigration and you go on a pol rant spouting out statistics you memorized from .jpg

You have be older than 18 to post here

is 26 enough?

>Dark spirit Malcolm Reynolds ha-

>play a game with online features with internet turned on
>someone tries to use the online features with you
>HURF DURF I'LL DISCONNECT THAT'LL SHOW HIM DARK SPIRIT BTFO
People who do this are cancer. OP is a faggot.

If you're worried about invasions, why play as a human?

>get invaded
>rush for the next bonfire
>roll from all his attack for a while
>wave at him
>alt+f4
>login again
>sit at my new bonfire
>some faggot adds me on steam
>"HURR DURR YOU PUSSY WHY DO YOU DC"
>faggot is clearly mad that Ive kicked him out of my world
>laugh at him and go fight the boss
>do this every time I get invaded
Why do invaders think they have any kind of power in MY world ?

>You have been invad-

Ah.
There it is.
The bait post.
Right on time.

Grow up and stop running from adversity, you fucking child

>try to rank up Alrich Faithful
>95 % of invasions are either gank parties or some parry lord
>2 of the parry lords disconnected after losing and denied me the covenant item
There's nothing wrong with trying to make it harder for Aldrich Faithfuls because it's in the spirit of the game, but only subhuman trash disconnects in that situation. If you're actually patient enough to learn how to parry well, how can you get so salty after being overwhelmed or outsmarted that you pull the plug? Subhuman trash.

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>Get invaded in Crucifixion Woods
>Make a frantic sprint to the Crystal Sage with a Dark Spirit and a horde of zombies on my ass

>dark spirit has invavga

>Invaded by twink
>Turn on hacks and break all of his gear + curse him
feels good man

Lol no I wont stop doing that.
It makes all kinds of retards mad.
From is the best kind of company for this shit, they never punish it. They actually reward hacking and DCing. Cool stuff.

>>Invasions are meant to infuriate the invadee
>Every game past Demons Souls has had invaders constantly crying because of ganks/estus/literally anything
really makes you think

You can expect a fair fight only from an invader you call to your world from a red soapstone sign or a dragon eye sign

>fake board redirection meme

Based Malposter

This is the most faggy post I've ever seen

>DS3, doing low-level invasions in Undead Settlement
>Invade the world of xXxKirito_UzumakixXx
>He bows as though he wants to duel, I'm fine with duels so I bow back
>Start fighting and realize he's pretty awful
>Get him down to like 10% hp without taking a hit
>CHUG CHUG CHUG
>ohboyherewego.exe
>Slowly burn through his estus one poke at a time
>5 minutes later I'm about to land the killing blow
>He turns on infinite HP and speed hacks, tanks the hit, and fucking omnislashes me to death in a quarter of a second

Malcolm is a good boi leave him alone.

-ginized your butthole, hahah!

Why not just play offline then

Candyass

Zulie + santa wannabe

Damn, you'll get this probably on his other Knightly Invasions videos aswell, I honestly think all 7 episodes are great.

>dark spiri-

He really isnt.

zullie and santa are reversers, malcom is not, that doesnt make him a wannabe though he makes good videos

Is there no penalty for disconnecting from an invasion?

>Try to play through the game
>Get invaded by someone with hundreds of hours playing a minmaxed build
Invading is shit. Actually, PvP in Dark Souls itself is shit. On top rampant twinking, the online infrastructure and lag turns the PvP into a battle of "who can predict 1 second into the future" better.

So yes, you missed nothing. Anyone who defends Dark Souls PvP has a developmental disability.

If you keep doing it yes.

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That's the printer you fucking idiot.

>SL24
>honorable duel

Because fighting a gank and winning it in 3 is significantly harder than 1.

Dark Souls 2 and 3 really discourages invading.

I seriously hope invading in the DaS remaster isn't made as stupidly difficult to win as it is in DaS 3.

Madoka a cute. CUTE

Fuck off meme loving a poster.

This is why i never play PvP in any game if i can avoid it
Unless the game itself revolves around it and is balanced towards it, i'm not touching it; It just looks unappealing to me.

>dark spirit has invaded
>node tracker tells me he has hacked sl and gear
>hide and wait for him to wander trough the whole area, only to wave and kick him out right when he manages to find me

I will kill myself if this happens, the number one reason I'm excited for this remastered is good old fashioned Dark Souls 1 multiplayer being revived.

>be me
>fifteen years of playing multiplayer vidya
>finally realize the lack of sense in fighting with dumb fucks playing video games these days
>never touch multiplayer game again
I just had enough people. Or maybe getting actual social life was breakpoint, at home I just want to chill in solitude.