MY MOVE, KAIBA!!

MY MOVE, KAIBA!!

I special summon Gofu from my hand, making two tokens! I play my field spell, Union Hangar to search for B-Buster Drake! I summon Gold Gadget, which special summons my A-Assault Core from the hand! This triggers my field which attaches B to it from the deck! I then Link summon Proxy Dragon using Gofu tokens, and make Decode Talker by combining it with Gofu! Then, I play Destrudo, the Dead Drake of Dread directly from my hand by paying HALF MY LIFE POINTS!

>WHAT?!
>HALF HIS LIFE POINTS?! HE'S GONE NUTS!

This lets me Synchro summon Ancient Fairy Dragon to zone 1 in defense position! This triggers both A and B in the Graveyard, so I recycle B and search for C-Crush Wyvern! My dragon destroys my field, giving me 1000 Life Points and replacing it with Pseudo Space! Pseudo Space banishes Union Hangar from the Graveyard to gain its effects! Now I use my dragon's second effect to special summon C from my hand, but I skip my battle phase this turn! This triggers my field which attaches it with B! Now I summon Proxy Dragon using C and Gold Gadget to zone 3! This, triggers B and C, so I search for C, then special summon it! Now I combine THREE of my monsters! Go! C-Crush Wyvern! Ancient Fairy Dragon! Proxy Dragon! COMBINE AS ONE TO CREATE... BORRELOAD DRAGON!!!! I summon my unstoppable beast to zone 3! C triggers in the Graveyard, summoning B from my hand to the field in zone 1! Now prepare yourself! I banish ALL THREE PIECES OF MY ULTIMATE MONSTER! A-Assault Core! B-Buster Drake! C-Crush Wyvern! Banish yourselves from the Graveyard, and come forth!! ABC-DRAGON BUSTER!!! I summon it to zone 2, completing my board!

DECODE TALKER
B-BUSTER DRAKE
ABC-DRAGON BUSTER
BORRELOAD DRAGON

I set 1 card face-down in zone 5 and end my turn...

YOUR MOVE!!!

Rook to C-8

Let's play some real shadow games kiddo

>the absolute state of ABC players

I don't get it. What's wrong about them?

He summoned three 3k+ beaters with spot removal, protection, and negation fodder. How's that not good?

i uh what
what just happened
i think i'm having an aneurysm just trying to decypher this

This is Yu-Gi-Oh now.

t. duel links shitters

excuse you i don't play YuGiOh and that is why i'm confused

then why are you even here?

Ygopro shitter actually. There are no Link monsters in Duel Links

i miss old yugi so much

because, according to OP, it's my move.

Nice board, very nice very nice

HOWEVER

Takahashi's eyes got yen signs in them, what was he supposed to do?

I play dark hole from my hand to clear your field!
I then normal summon uni-zombie and discard Mezuki from my hand using Uni-zombies effect, and then I mill wightprincess from my deck.
Next I use Mezuki's effect from the graveyard to special summon Wightprincess to the field, triggering its effect to mill a Wightprince which in turn triggers my prince's effect to mill a Skull Servant and a Lady in Wight.
Next I play Pot of Duality to banish 10 cards off the top of my deck to draw 2.
I now combine the powers of my level 5 uni-zombie and my level 3 Wightprincess to synchro summon Psyframe Omega
Next, from my hand I use the card One for One in order to discard a Wrightprince in order to summon a King Of The Skull Servants from my deck directly to the field! This of course trigger's Wightprince's effect, allowing me to mill an additional Skull Servant and Lady in Wight!
The effect of my fallen Skull Servants add to the power of my king, making him a fearsome 7000k
I then attack you directly for game!

I feel like I missed something, but oh well

A-to-Z is the only good archetype, Blue Eyes is second because they keep coming up with silly adjectives to throw into the names of the dragons.
>Blue Eyes Alternative White Dragon
>Blue Eyes Chaos MAX Dragon
>Deep Eyes White Dragon
>Azure Eyes Silver Dragon

>actual card game thread

Ok lads, who's ready for pic related at 1 on tcg?

>ending with all that garbage that does nothing on my turn
>no cards in hand for ABC
>only 1 backrow
So this... is the power..... of ABC players....

>A-to-Z is the only good archetype
Im sorry, you meant VWXYZ Armed Dragon Ojamas, but I corrected it for you.

ABC players are monumentally retarded, as OP demonstrated by wasting all his resources to make an awful board.

>want to get back into yugioh
>it's this shit now
>try to keep up but sometimes throw matches when someones turn takes too long and I know I can't counter whatever complicated bullshit they're gonna throw at me.
>it's also hella expensive.

Fucking yugs man... I want to like it but it's expensive and super fucking nerdy.

Bought a Yugi's legendary decks just in case.
That, and i wanted Exodia, the envoy of the beginning and Dark Magician of Chaos

>no non-targeting protection

i wanna get into cardgames in general but i have no idea where to start.
Magic has simple archetypes to understand and identify due to it's simple color system, while Yu-gi-oh has bizarre but fun combos and less limits overall but i really have no idea how to play either.
what do?

>VWXYZ
But it's useless
>Armed Dragon Catapult Cannon
But it's a meme

I think people are more interested in Quintet Magician but obviously Monster Reborn will rise again. When are they gonna free Giant Trunade though? They're too scared of the infinite loops?

He's making fun of you for being a duel links shitter who gets a stroke just trying to comprehend real yugioh

>You now remember the time when Chaos Dragons used to be considered too OP

That's a good board though.

Find an archtype you like and build a deck around it. Theres tons of replays and deck profiles on youtube and elsewhere, finding what you want is easy. And YGOPRO has all the cards from the start so you dont need to grind some dumb online gachashit to start playing.

please don't

>Declare Battle Phase
>Drop Evenly Matched
>Make shitty Grinder Golem Board

heh, you're move yugi.

I actually understood the whole thing, since it's a regular occurrence for me. I can't even do Duel Links because it's too simple and none of the fun stuff is there.

What's your steam name. I'll play some ygopro with you later tonight if interested

Download ygopro, play against AI until you understand whats happening. But most important, read the cards.

Ygo is all about reading the cards. You'll soon understand how combos go once you read and test them by yourselves.

>Dragon Buster with no cards in hand to use its effect
>Naked Borrelload on t1
>decode talker in 2018
>a buster drake
>board dies immediately to a single raigeki
the absolute state of Helmet shitters

>When are they gonna free Giant Trunade though?
Localized Trunade says hi.

please don't...like it?

>Playing toons

>Toon
Here we go

>Activate scapegoat and set rotation
>Your evenly is useless

Nice $30 card nerd

A-to-Z is a bigger useless meme.

Ojamas were a mistake

>find an archetype I like: Darklords
>buy prebuilt deck from ebay
>missing a curcial card
>crucial card costs £20
>need 3 to work in deck
>Deck begins to cost £100+
>still no guarantee you'll win.

What should he have done better then if you're so smart

>chaining scapegoat to evenly
>and giving me a free card on top of it
thanks for clearing your own board

Card cost money, if you're not prepared to drop stupid amounts of money on cardboard then cardgames arent for you.

Yeah, it's shit. You should play magic or hearthstone instead.

nice bait

>Only set
But I want maximum degenerate combos. I guess I'll have to wait some more years for the game to powercreep that far.

Yeah it's super shitty how bad decks will randomly have a $20 card you need 3 copies of in order to play the damn deck.

See
Post your steam and I'm help you practice and show you some good budget decks later tonight if you have ygopro or duelingbook

I'll admit that hearthstone sounds like bait but it's actually pretty fun and magic is more popular than Ygo for a reason.

>drop stupid amounts of money on cardboard

Its more the fact you have to do that to stay remotely evenly matched. Everyone at my locals play like it's a life or death tournament.

I'm actually considering getting this motherfucker for exactly this purpose, fuck turn one lockdown, playing rush recklessly on your attacked winged dragon, guardian of the fortress #1 was more tens than this crap.

They aren't viable anyways. There are better budget decks

you gotta pay up for the good waifus, son

Thats cardgames in general. If they didnt force you to buy new cardboard they wouldnt be in business. You just have to suck it up or be f2p and play online only.

>Me trying to do this
>Friend uses Ash Blossom

Thats not how it works brainlet

>Post your steam and I'm help you practice and show you some good budget decks later tonight if you have ygopro

aw that's very nice of you, see the community is good but the game is just so stacked haha.

What sort of budget we talking? I currently run blue-eyes and I think that cost £100+ to get to a good level but I don't really want to spend THAT much again.

You cant banish tokens facedown, so youre forced to banish all other cards you control instead.

Thanks for the free win btw

dats the one.

>takes an evenly, lose everything
>chain goat and rotation, keep tokens and something since you got another card on the field
>thats somehow worse

I assumed we were playing with good cards.

Otherwise red reboot nerd

people meme on ABC because its one of the simplest meta decks, and because it attracts bad Timmy players who just want to make big robots

most of the legwork in OP's play was done by Gofu (which needs to be banned) and the Destrudo/Fairy Dragon engine (Fairy Dragon having just gotten banned in the OCG, and hopefully soon in the TCG too). The ABC stuff does practically nothing when you could play SPYRAL or World Chalice or Zombiesworn or NOIDs and make even more ridiculous boards while abusing the same problem cards.

>"w-why can't i have a pay to win deck and still spend money on it"

>duel links meta

You can build pendulum magicians for half of that which is competitively viable.

You can build BAs for also probably half or a little more. Dante went up, but I think he's the only expensive card. Kozmo lingers around the same price. If you want to go ultra budget for fun you can build deskbots for like $15, or one of many other ultra cheap ones for fun.

Blue eyes is exceptional in that it is (was) really expensive while also not being high tier after its 1 month of fame

When they gonna make more blue eyes??

>not playing Toons

The new kaiba set on tcg announced that there's a new blue eyes fusion

No, you dont keep anything. The goats are all you keep.

>Konami was stupid/jewish enough to limit Woodland Sprite but not touch the bamboo swords
>"Oh but we'll keep an eye on decks that also use these cards"
>Probably not going to touch them for KC Cup or even after it
Also
>Summoning Wildheart face up
Never change, Gayden.

Who cares. It sees almost no play in OCGland. It helps petdecks, but I wouldn't main this in most meta decks. It could go to 3 and it wouldn't make a difference.

play a better game

>own a 1st edition Kaiba starter deck MR
its in pretty rough shape but im surprised its even lasted this long

>At the end of the Battle Phase, if your opponent controls more cards than you do: You can make your opponent banish cards from their field face-down so they control the same number of cards as you do. If you control no cards, you can activate this card from your hand.

You now control a field thanks to set rotation, user. I do keep something, one card, besides the tokens.

tfw bought this card for 5 bucks back when it first came out and then the price skyrocketed since everyone realized you can use it as a kaiju

>Blue eyes is exceptional in that it is (was) really expensive while also not being high tier after its 1 month of senpai

Yeah I got three Saga of blue eyes thinking I'd be safe not knowing about return of dragon lords and Sage. How foolish of me.

>You can build pendulum magicians for half of that which is competitively viable.

Think I'd be able to run borreload in that deck? pulled it a few months back.

You do too dumbshit. So it's five to five.

Daily reminder.

Not sure. I don't think it's part of their strategy, but you probably can if you really want to

This is not banned anymore?

Don't Magic have more bullshits that YGO though?

I play Raigeki.
I play Harpie's feather duster.
I play Yata Garasu and attack you directly for 200hp. You skip your draw phase. :^) your turn.

Limited, you can have 1 copy in your deck. Problem is all the good decks have been able to search the graveyard for ages, Konami is judt scared of generic support being too strong.

What makes you say that?
In magic you can't clear your oppoment's board for free or summon 6+ monsters turn 1.

>Kaiba's virtual technology advancements were the reason why EnerD/momentum was needed
>That same energy would not only destroy his hometown, but also send down robots in order to kill everyone.
Z-ONE had the wrong idea, he should've went to the pre-DM era to stop Kaiba from every deciding that playing card games on a table wasn't enough.

He probably heard that literal magic couldn't erase his existence because autism and decided to go for a more realistically achievable goal.