What game let's you have an exotic and loyal companion pet?

What game let's you have an exotic and loyal companion pet?

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you just know

That's one big doggo!

Holy fuck that dog is massive.

>tfw you will never have your own personal real life Banjo that will be your best friend and give you wet nose kisses
Why live?

Banjo Kazooie
Jak & Daxter

till it spergs out one day and mauls her to death

>white people

Is this Russia?

That thing is going to kill her one day.
Should have got a capybara.

Trio of Towns. Dogs, cats, capybaras. Also cows, goats, rabbits, llamas, alpacas. And if your tastes go that way a fox girl/guy.

Modded Skyrim

that's not a dog you faggots that's a wolf

Most likely

Bear is too old for that you dumbasses. And it needs to be extremely pissed off to even get itself angry enough to want to attack. More than likely it'll give you nudges to make you cut your shit out.

haha so funny. bet you had to solve 10 different capchas just to post that shitty comment

Well trained bear only mauls enemies
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)

Could Daxter really be considered a pet? Especially since he was a human, retains his sapience, and is supposedly a superior being?

Black & White

>That thing is going to kill her one day.
Bears are bros for life if you meet them early.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)
Any story of people living with bears and getting killed is because they introduced some rando from outside the group after years of contact and probably got smacked by accident after they tried to save their erst while friend.

Okay, now somebody show me what a bear penis looks like.

Why didn't humans domesticated bears?

For you

For what?

>actually thinks predators need to be angry in order to randomly decide to kill you
cringe

While probably not in the sense you mean, RimWorld.

Because seperating Bear cubs from a Bear Momma especially with pre-industrial weaponry is suicide.

>not using legacy capcha

they eat too much and what would you even do with them

because they can't be used as work animals or are inefficient to grow for food, and they'll kill the shit out of you in an instant if they feel like it

"But they're cool" isn't a reason

You're fucking autistic. Predators only kill for the purpouses of food. If it ate it doesn't give a shit about you so long as you keep your distance , don't touch it and listen to their audable warning telling you to get lost.

>Shitskin is now having problems with white people playing with pets
Do you guys hate fun? Who hurt you?

This. It's a wild animal. Domestication doesn't happen in one generation.

I wish the bear had eaten the inbred dwarf

don't speak like an expert on things you know nothing about, dumbass

They can be used as guards

they eat way too much

>not preparing yourself for the inevitable cancel of legacy captcha

>Predators only kill for the purpouses of food.
and territory
and dominance
and because they feel like it

A dog will attack its owner for damn near no reason, even if it's well trained, and we've been breeding them for thousands of years.

Bears could have been used for hunting. Cargo hauls and protection. No way a group of bandits would wanna fight two big male bears guarding a wagon full of cropsm

Where else COULD it be?

Dogs do that and also have many other uses.

Bears eat too much and hibernate in cold weather. You chase down a deer with a couple of wolves and your mates everyone eats. Chase down deer with a bear and your mates, you eat, the bear eats your mates.

Also humans and wolves had a good endurance metabolism. We an walk for a long way, then they can chase to tire, when we can follow and kill. It's a complementary hunt/kill arangement.

you can't domesticate wild animals, only teach them to be relaxed around humans them at best

>You're fucking autistic. Predators only kill for the purpouses of food.

Pocky and Rocky desu

Give me one instance where predator animals kill because they "feel like it". If anything those are retarded herbivores like Hippos. Useless shits that maul everything around it

>Cargo hauls
bears are not built to haul shit. get an ox.
bears also require a ton of food and sleep 3 months out of the year.

Fuck you, raccoons are awesome

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>tfw will never get stuck in the bearcube for eternity

>Bears could have been used for hunting

>send bear out to kill deer
>it eats the deer
>try to take deer
>bear kills you because it's a bear

you're coming up with justifications, but the reason we have domesticated dogs instead of domestic bears is because it's not a fucking good idea

Where they're from you probably can't afford to do anything with any animal except kill and eat it. They can't comprehend the idea of having so much food and free time that you keep an animal around just for fun.

Ride them to battle.

Came to post this

Bears got Strength. And I never said they were suppose to haul the wagon read the end of my post again.

So is separating calf from cattle
and here we are, there is more cows than humans mass-wise

You would have to hunt a lot in order to compensate for the bear, also the bear won't hunt unless he is hungry. Bears are not like dogs who will hunt for you because you are hungry because social structure, bears lack that.
Also bears hibernate, they go to sleep during winter when you need a hunting buddy the most.

>squirrel

The silver fox says hello.

Only the Fins and Russians ever managed that.

Why aren't we on there?

how does bear taste
they killed him after this right?

cats do it all the fucking time

Never seen a squrrel choke out a hummingbird for the sheer sport of it?

I wish i could have a bear companion
Bears are best bois.
>Strong
>Big
>Warm
>Cute
Give me a better choice. You can´t.

>white people

We feared the Ursidae warrior.

We aren't animals
Except for black people, or niggers as I like to call them

>chipmunks kill for fun

do you think that rocky gets embrassed when he washes himself front of pocky
sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha

Yeah, why aren't they on there?

Because cattle wasn't domesticated as individuals, but as a herd. We built fences around them, not steal their kids.

>chipmunk
>squirrel
>weasel

>That sneaky look on that coons (Not the gorilla) face
You can never trust those fucks.

What's the matter?
You jealous african boi?
Your people are incapable of domesticating and farming so sad.

>when your race isn't dying fast enough so you do some stupid shit like raise a bear as a pet
Sounds about white.

I'd love to have a pet bear too but their Strength is fucking crazy. When they feel like cuddling even their passive strength is enough go break ribs. Which sucks because the Bear isn't trying to be mean it wants a teddy bear of it's own to hug but we humans are so fucking fragile it's sad.

They got offended so google removed them

>Except for black people, or niggers as I like to call them
ow, the edge

Fuck me, I knew bears were fast, but this is crazy, thing moves its paw around as fast as a cat.

You hear bears are bad asses, and you know it's true but you don't believe/understand it until you see something like this.

and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of rocky washes himself while he looks nervous or embrassed
i just want to see it for a few laughs haha

You know, except that one bear guy who hung out in the wilderness and was famous on early youtube for posting bear videos with him hanging out with bears until he literally just died one day because of bears.

Animals (and some humans) are savage, lesser creatures, and must be dominated for mutual satisfaction.

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Genetically modified capybaras.

>exotic and loyal companion pet?
a lot of games let you have niggers. but they aint quite loyal I guess

And you seem to be incapable of proper grammar and spelling. You should rectify this through killing yourself.

>implying English and scottish people didn't genocide bears by 1000 AD

Post that husky webm
You know which one

another thing i am wondering is what do you think his feet smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

Not sure about the squirrels, but weasels are cunts and totally kill for no good reason when in the wild.

I can't wait until Killer Instinct 4 where realistic Banjo is a guest character.

>Scotts
>humans

Weasels are dangerous.

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I was not ready for that shit

Did she try and pet it without asking the people handling the bear? If so, what a dumbass.

>that graduation pic
Yeah, that's fucked up.

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Will you keep trying or eventually just post "top kek" as a response to your own post?