Is notch the new John Carmack?

Is notch the new John Carmack?

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no

Who and who?

*codes in Java*

leave

And still makes a game good enough to sell infinity gorillion copies

>Defending e-celebs

>game developers are e-celebs

kys

I have a feeling most people here who talk shit about Java doesn't actually know why people don't like Java

>literally makes minecraft 2
>i-its totally not a sequel to anything guys i swear!
on a different note, he will quit making this game just like Oxtency and that retarded Scrolls game, mark my words.

And he'll never do anything with the idea because he's already made his millions.

you just went full retard buddy

>codes in java
>makes one of the most popular, well known, best selling, immersive games of all time
>people have literally dedicated their lives to and live off this game
>game can be played any way you want, due to thriving mod scene

>b-but my compsci teacher taught me to code in v-visual basic so I know better

At least I'm not retarded enough to waste time discussing literal whos? on the internet.

I don't get it, is he actually getting off his ass and making another game?

no you are worse

>eleanor roosevelt
who?

Leave and never return

Wow so deep now continue shitting up the thread with your bullshit because you are too stupid to get what its about

It's literally poospeak

>muh secret club
Fuck you

Why would I do that, sweetie?

>>makes one of the most popular, well known, best selling, immersive games of all time
Yet it still had to be rewritten in C++ because of how fucking terribly it runs
pcgamesn.com/minecraft/microsoft-minecraft-java-edition

didnt that shit kill most of the modding?

*steals infiniminer*

>because of how fucking terribly it runs
nah it's for parity with the console version

>
Just like gmod stole jmod.

he has a fairly superficial understanding of the things he works on, that much is clear. he basically gets to a point where something he wants to do works and then stops trying to gain any understanding. he and carmack aren't on the same level.

>modding
as if microsoft cares. they are going to milk for all its worth with DLC and shit

I think he's losing it.

Any similar cases of rich people just getting more and more bonkers with each day?

no

>steal an idea for a game from someone else
>hardly develop it
>abandon it once you become rich
>post vague pseudo intellectual bullshit on your twitter to seem smart

I hate Notch so much.

>I can't understand it
>therefor, it's pseudo-intellectual bullshit

Is it possible for my almonds to be activating themselves right now?

He can't program for shit, so, no.
Definitely not anywhere near John Carmack's level on anything.

He talks absolute jibberish most of the time mate. Just because you understand the word voxel doesn’t change that.

*steals ice climbers*

>John Carmack's level
>invents 3D
>gets autistically trapped in minecraft VR

Let's be honest, you don't even know what a voxel is, do you?

Ironically enough that quote discusses people

That javascript, or actually anything you can paste examples from

>Babby programmer thinks he's a genius for stumbling across Physics 101 mechanics

God, I love watching the feeble minds of programmers deal with simple physics

Lets not pretend it’s a complicated thing to understand buddy. Or are you some kind of brainlet?

are you majoring in physics user?

Who the hell is eleanor roosevelt?

this is the guy.... who coded the barely functional simplistic water in minecraft

and he's talking about about simulating forces/fluid mechanics........ lmao

>he doesn't know what a voxel is

LMFAO

How stupid can you fucking be, kid? Just google it lmao

I will never understand twitter. Does he seriously think anybody cares about what he's talking about? Nobody has the first clue and yet people like/retweet it anyway. Why? What the fuck is the point?

Twitter just seems like a diary meant to feed your own ego and make you feel more important than you really are. Wanna get an idea of someone quickly? Just scroll through their twitter feed, it's more than likely a tangent of half-cocked thoughts and a bunch of retarded shit.

Or you could just avoid people who actually participate in this garbage

Fuck off Notch you gaming stealing retard. You couldn’t even make water work right.

I'm pretty sure notch is the antithesis of an e-celeb. Dude seems so depressed about his fame all the time.

And yet he's rich enough to buy your entire family and sell them to african rock farmers

>but he’s rich!

Learn to debate retard. Guys depressed as fuck and probably attempted suicide before. I guarantee I’m happier than he is.

I bet notch can wipe a hard drive without googling it

I don't really have anything against Twitter itself but the amount of celebrities who have become completely obsessed and spend their entire lives on it is incredible to me.
You'd think famous actors and musicians and whatever get enough attention every single day already but they just can't get enough of it. Don't they have anything better to do with all that money?

Notch is just a NEET now with too much time on his hands. Difference is, he's not living on goverment money like other NEETs, he's sitting on his millions shitposting on twitter.

LIVIN' THE DREAM.

What a silly thing to say with so little knowledge of it

>he still think money makes you happy

You must be over 18 to post here.

remember that time notch went batshit and started rambling about how many drugs he's done and how it fucked up his brain out of nowhere

He's obviously high

>Commie dyke
No thanks

Notch is a Sup Forumsirgin who struck oil.
Carmack is the grandfather of modern video games.

It's slow, insecure and doesn't do anything that couldn't be achieved in a cuter language like Python.

>Focusing on the person and not the idea

Typical brainlet behavior.

fuck you leatherman

>it's another developer realizes life imitates art imitates life episod
>it's a rerun
When the goal is simulating reality, it's obvious you'll run into scenarios where your simulations start to behave like reality does. Why this is revelatory to anyone is a mystery to me

>he can't make water, wah!
>but he can literally do anything you wish you could do
>learn to d-debate! I'm happy, I p-promise! That's why I sit on an anonymous image board, shitting on successful people all day!

Biggest kek I've had all week, thanks kid.

>games are about performance
>java is an extremely safe language
Sums it up

SEETHING

*steals the kentucky derby*

>v-visual basic
that was a shitty semester
the application of it in data analysis is kind of neat though

>coping this hard

Why are you seething? Does the truth hurt that bad?

No it doesn't, it discusses the idea of discussing people, you brainlet.

anybody reading can tell its you who is upset
have a better day

>John Carmack
>Steals 3D from Origin Systems
>It's 2D pretending to be 3D, way worse and cheaper than Ultima Underworld's true 3D

the dude once told me you can't cram more voxels into an engine than he did in minecraft because maths, ergo, fuck no.
if you disagree show me notchs famous "comment: what the fuck?" line. oh wait he doesn't have one because he didn't even write half the code.

*steals declaration of independence*

come again

>It's 2D pretending to be 3D
Based retard.

He's right. Wolfenstein 3D wasn't an actual 3D game.

>Notch dick suckers

Why do you love him so?

Travolta, Cruise, Jim Carrey ect.

It is 3D.

>Can only move in 2 dimensions
>Can only look around in 2 dimensions
>All objects in the game have 2 dimensions
>"it's 3D"
No, bud.

I think he's a fat sack of shit, but it's fun to poke at all you jealous fat sacks of shit on Sup Forums who constantly cry about him

>It's slow, insecure, and doesn't do anything
Sounds a lot like the people on this board, actually.

It's a 3D visualization of 2D gameplay.

no really, he said some dumb shit about how the geometry tables can't handle the voxels without major lag which is why his engine is cubes.

>Notch is first generally liked
>His game gets popular
>Sup Forums then hates him for years
>He sells everything and become a basement recluse
>Sup Forums mocks him
>He then start pointless internet drama with literal whos over muh sjw
>Sup Forums loves him
>Each "era", everyone insist the prior ones were false and Sup Forums "always" hated/loved him

Man I miss that guy. What he created was a piece of art. His vision was not the autistic rainbow kiddyland it is today.

In that they both worked on one game of note in the distant past and as of now have nothing to do with videogames whatsoever?

If so then yes.

>python
Ironic

i don't care about any of that shit, but notch would probably be fun to play video games with.

So IT IS FUCKING 3D
But you move in 3 dimensional environment.

my uncle gave me a book on Java, is it worth learning?

its not 3d, the map is 2d rendered into 3, like doom.

He did predict the Euclideon belly flop, everyone was saying games would soon have unlimited graphics and he made a long post about how their voxel engine could never be animated, and it basically never was.

the fact that he is simulating physics at the component level is really cool. too bad his games suck, though.

>But you move in 3 dimensional environment.
For an environment to be considered "3D" it only requires one thing: the ability for an object to move in 3 dimensions, on the x axis, the y axis and the z axis. At no point any object in Wolf3D has the ability to move on the z axis, therefore it is not a 3D environment.

7 days to die shits on his entire argument and thats just an alpha project.

>says Java is too slow
>suggests Python as an alternative