Here's your controller, bro

here's your controller, bro

no thanks im not gay

Where's the cardboard?

>d-pad only has up and down
>tiny as fuck
what the fuck

Is this a controller for ants?

better with the grip attached, impossible to use the shoulder buttons without it.

here's your cardboard, bro

Cool. I am going to win this time though!

you're posting on Sup Forums, there's no way you're not a faggot

/thread

>>d-pad only has up and down
what ?

No thanks I brought my own

??

>he thinks its a d pad

Lost hard, fuck

In what way do you think that's a d-pad?
He has his hand on the Switch's d-pad, but I'm pretty sure you can only using the analog sticks to move when playing like this and the d-pad is configured like to emulate ABYX input

no no, if you rotate it 90 degrees it goes left - rigth

tfw babbyhands and i can play using the joycon+grip fine

The fuck, are you poor or something? Good thing I brought my own.

Great! Let's play som- oh, looks like you're low on battery! My right Joycon is already charging on my docked Switch, seeing as for some reason it runs out of batter faster than the left Joycon, so you'll just have to charge yours too. Oh, you didn't bring your own dock? It doesn't fit in your massive, oblong, portable bag? That's too bad bro, guess you can't charge your controller. Let's play some PS4 instead!

Oops, looks like I forgot I just bought my PS4 so I'm going to have to wait an hour to install a game. Let's just play some Xbox instead!

>runs out of batter

You obviously don't have a Switch because the joycons never run out of battery. You would have to intentionally leave them undocked for over a week to even see a dip on their battery meter.

Sounds good bro- wait a minute, the PS4 has no games. Do you have any local multiplayer games on PC?