SOS

Holy shit boys.
>Cute girl from work.
>go for and hand here my number and say "Hey you should text me sometime"
>no text that night. which is fine its a Friday super busy and all.
>Next day chat with her a little. she goes home early.
>kinda bored after work so a install Facebook again.
>Friend request sent 45mins ago.
>HOLY SHIT.jpg
>Add asap.
>Sent her a few messages. She sends some back.
>Ask if she and should get to know each other.
>Nothing for 30mins.
>She says yes!
>I say sounds good.
NOW WHAT!! ITS BEEN SEVEN YEARS SINCE I HAD TO BE AROUND A (New) GIRL. what do i do?

kill yourself

This seems like the most sensible option here.

Hide power level

WHAT!
thats a terrible response.
Fuck

Good job
Get a bath, make sure you are 100% clean, get some nice clothes, be nice to her

Make sure you are doing at least 60% of eye contact, if you are not used to women you will probably dodge your eyes or something and that's an awful habit. More than 60% can be intimidating though. Become legitimately interested on what she is saying and ask questions.

So okay one weird thing is she lives with her ex.

You forgot an ad before v

There's nothing you can do, she's probably already sussing out how much of a fucking social outcast you are as we speak which will lead to two things.

A) She'll string you along and milk you for free shit whilst ignoring you.

B) She'll ignore you entirely because you're not even worth taking advantage of.

...

Maybe you should play some fucking VIDEOGAMES and get over it

You need to immediately shave or wax your asshole and balls. Make sure they are hairless and clean.

Do NOT offer to let her move in with you. Whatever else you want to do is on you.

yeah but like we've been around each other for some time now.
thing is i was engaged to a girl at the time (7YR)
that i also worked with. she left me and moved away like 2 weeks from xmas.

this is fine.
i do need to though.

Rape her

Bail out bro. Huge red flag.

So you're well and truly established as someone who can easily be taken advantage of?

Thanks for clarifying?

That's a gigantic red flag, you really don't want that

Hey V is my home.
i just thought you guys might wanna know.

Also...i live in the garage outside my moms house....

Sauce

But.
Prison i don't want that.

this is some good video games

Google it like a big boy.

try

Fine. What games should i play with her then?

she's a whore, stay away

what console/pc do you have?

Stack up on potions and magic protection

can you literally, pretty please, unironically kill yourself because you sound EXTREMELY pathetic and I'm not sure anyone actually likes you. They just pretend to.