Be me

>Be me
>Actual autist
>No, seriously. Actual diagnosed ASD.
>Could have had the NEET life
>Instead worked retail for the first 4 years of my 20s
>Built up $5,000 thanks to living with my parents until age 24
>Started getting real deep into MMO money making
>Making shit loads of GP in Runescape
>Making so much money in Guild Wars 2 that I owned almost every legendary
>Through this, learned things like moving averages, volume, and bull/bear market strategies.
>Start selling accounts with ludicrous amounts of bank in both games.
>Made $500 off of one account, made an average of $150 off of each account. (Not counting the one that made $500)
>Start getting bored.
>Games are too simple.
>Seriously, this shit stupid easy because devs don't know shit about how to stabilize MMO markets.

>Start to get depressed
>Don't know how to entertain myself now that Vidya has lost its effect.
>Start to watch live day trading
>Shits exactly like MMO gold making, but better
>Actual risk
>Real-life reward
>Everything I learned making bank in MMOs will kinda carry over.

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Is your name Alex?

larp

>Put $1,000 into a TD Ameritrade account
>Use Think or Swim to trade
>Learning how to work the charts/studies/how to actually fucking trade feels just like learning vidya for the first time all over again
>MAJOR losses at first
>Didn't account for their fucking $9.00 commission fee on each trade.
>Realize my mistake
>Also realize I may have a gambling addiction.
>Fuck it, put in another $1,000
>Turn it into $5,000 in a month thanks to never touching penny stocks ever again.
>Realize that I have 5 times the buying power now
>Income grows exponentially
>Over the course of a year, make roughly $20,000
>Quit my shitty retail job
>Start putting money into long-term investments as well.
>Make bank
>Switch from shitty Think or Swim to Lightspeed Trading
>Commisons are low as fuck there
>Make even more money

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Sup Forums isn't your blog
>>>/Reddit/

>live with parents
>work for 4 years
>come out with only $5000
wow. dude you're so rich. can you teach me?

Kys my man

tl;dr. Nice blog fagzilla.

Wheres the video games faggot?

>Start to realize this is an actual fucking career.
>Waking up at 8:00AM every morning waiting on market open, scanning for stocks, staying up late to learn new shit
>This is my job now
>Could have had the NEET life
>Instead have the sweet life

Why don't you try to apply yourself, Sup Forums?

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>literal autistic kid making small bucks 'day trading' (lmao)
>thinks he's hot shit
>mfw I move about 5 times his entire net worth in a single transaction
>mfw I work for fun and have passive income from hundreds of thousands of dollars invested in stocks, forex and cryptocurrencies
>mfw I have no face

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Numbers and shit man.

>putting $5k into savings every 6 weeks

>$20,000 a year
>sweet life
>>>>>>making bank
know that I'm laughing at you

It's not that hard.

gib buttcoin if you're so rich

Noice

I don't know what to apply myself to. I have severe ADHD and never finish anything

I made $54,203 last year

itt: NEET virgins that pretend they have a non-shitty life

Yuki a shit

sure you did buddy

>$54,203

lmao, that's like 1/3rd of my yearly salary, without counting the amount of shit I have invested in stock and crypto.

Explain what's going on in that image

Oh yeah, how about you teach it then since it's so extremely simple uh, hotshot

he did in a mock Stock exchange program provided by his bank

So you're middle class? Good job.

You do realize that's barely minimum wage-like salary, right?

OP you're small time. I made over $70,000 just trading smaller crypto for bitcoin

come back when you make more than $20000 a year pal, meanwhile people working at McDonalds make the same with no risk

you have no face because you dont exist
also sagging this gay thread

The blue line is a Moving Average set to 200. A stock will stay near or right on this line. If you see a stock go off of that line, it's going to bounce back to it relatively soon.

Markets are closed in that image, so you can expect the stock to open on the line.

If it opens below the line, you should buy the stock because it will almost always bounce up towards the line.

>legitimate autist thinks 54 thousand is a lot of money for one year
i would laugh but he has a mental illness

>MAKING SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY LUDICROUS AMOUNTS OF BANK
>150$

What a waste. You could be spending that time on EVE instead

You turned into a mentally ill homosexual in the process, I think I'll skip on this one.

>worrying about money
Literal lowest class scum

Are you retarded? No country in the world has minimum wage that high. He isn't wealthy but it's definitely beyond working class.

Im pretty sure this thread was made by a mod since its not deleted.

US minimum wage is $7.25

That's only $15,080 per year.

>Today, at the federal minimum wage of $7.25 per hour, working 40 hours per week, 52 weeks per year yields an annual income of only $15,080

Yeah pretty close.

I'm an actual autist too but I'm awful at maths

Good for you user, I hope your life gets better and better

There's rumors that mods make shitpost threads on purpose using VPNs so they can ban the exit nodes and have fun.

Before income tax, and even assuming you're getting 40 hours as a minimum wage job(you won't).

That's just a simple candlestick chart. Nothing fancy to look at.

fight me irl, faggot

Reality is going to hit you like a truck when you graduate kid.

cant blame them gotta have something to do instead of reading all these dumb threads everyday

>work about 1/3rd of the year
>make around 60 to 80k
>play games at work with a no risk income
OP's pretend life is shit.

This isn’t your fucking blog. Kys

>everyone on Sup Forums makes 100k+ a year and plays games in work

I graduated 20 years ago, I have a successful career and make mad banks now, so I'm not really worried.

It's NEETs pretending they have a job other than spend all day here.

not all of us, but we can still laugh at an autistic kid who thinks he's living the high life at lower middle class

>we can still laugh at an autistic kid who thinks he's living the high life at lower middle class
>laugh at an autistic kid
Think about what you write for a second please. At least the kiddo's making some bux with his time.

To be fair, making 50k while having NEET standards of living means a fuckton of cash is expendable

>income tax
You get all that back, plus some, unless you suck dick at taxes. Shit like social security is the real problem since it won't be around for us to collect on.

>40 hours
Last time I worked part time I was always scheduled 40 but never classified as full time. It is actually a fairly common problem.

i thought about it and it's still funny. now what? just because he's autistic doesn't mean i can't laugh at him for being delusional.

It's not unheard of. I was a nerdy NEET-like kid who was into videogames and computer programming. I got scouted by a major tech company (not gonna name names, but think Facebook or Google) after a few projects I worked on. From then it was easy to get a decent salary with a lot of play money on the side (no family to worry about). I just started investing, got into cryptocurrencies, started learning the market and played around. Now I make a lot of money at work and also make way more just with passive income. It's nothing unheard of.

No you didn't lol. No one who worked a job in their lives would think 4.5k a month after taxes is minimum wage.

NEET standards of living must be depressing as fuck. Living day to day off processed food and having your mommy pay your bills.

What are some projects you worked on? Post your github

Depends on your country and if you're pulling in any kind of welfare. I pull down 22k a year on my autism bux and the only depressing thing is that I've got too much time on my hands. Do you know what happens when you've got unlimited time to learn a skill or take up a hobby? You realise that you really are retarded.

I don't feel confident giving out my personal details. While my employer/coworkers know I occasionally shitpost on Sup Forums, I don't think it'd be a good idea to out myself in here.

I can tell you I work mostly on distributed systems and virtualization technologies.

Ah yeah not like the rest of us, only reason I don't kill myself is because I need to pay my bills! I'd be super depressed if someone paid my bills for me. What a horror.

>cryptocurrencies
Man I can't wait for the screams of agony when that bubble magically bursts overnight any day now.

>be a chad in HS
>hid my gaming personal life
>football captain
>valedictorian
>go to top school for CS
>decide I like CS more than football
>marry high school sweeetheart
>graduate and get a great job
>have two kids
>have nice house and plenty of money
>wife start cheating without me knowing
>wife divorced me for richer guy
>judge uses a dui from teen years to take visitation rights away
>ex wife gets half my income
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That's pretty good user, thanks for posting

>after a few projects I worked on.
>NEET
>working