A-user, you're awake!

>A-user, you're awake!
>I was so worried I put too much in your drink...
>Don't panic, I promise you'll be able to move soon!
>You were so nice to me during my inFamous run, I-I swear I heard you clapping a lot!
>Nobody else is nice to me, so I knew I could trust you, it's an emergency!
>You see I...
>I left my dilation rod at home!
>The roofie wasn't the only drug I put in your drink, but - but don't worry!
>I only need you for about half an hour, at the most! Just enough to prevent the mucus inside from coagulating.
>I promise it will even feel good after a little bit!
>I knew I could count on you, user.
>We're going to be so close after this.

what the fuck is wrong with you?

seek help

I chuckled

>Just enough to prevent the mucus inside from coagulating.

Good horror game script

dont speedrun dilation

Honestly the whole transitioning thing makes me pity them
Not to the extent that I support it but more that I hope the first big batch of trannies shows everyone else considering it how retarded they are

I hope they make a tenth circle of hell just for you

>that's not the only pill I slipped in
Is she turning me into a trap
>Honestly the whole transitioning thing makes me pity them
>Not to the extent that I support it but more that I hope the first big batch of trannies shows everyone else considering it how retarded they are
What do you think about Trannies who just take the hormones?

transition any% speedrun

The fucking hell is this gay shit?

It's just the wrong time. They still need a couple of years to make the transition process actually, you know, doable.

Imagine trying to do SRS in the medieval period, where the concept of cleanliness was "not currently covered in shit."

I think feminising already androgynous attractive young men is quite hot, but as a means to treat a mental disorder it seems a little odd
I'm in too mines about it all

Looks like a better horror plot than most recent horror games.

Underrated post

Why can't trannies just keep their dicks

It's hotter that way

the whole reason they want to kill themselves is BECAUSE they have the penis

Thanks OP, I almost puked

Would you call a cute trap a she of they wanted that?
Yeah srs sucks right now so I plan on keeping mine

Someone post the before and after of this guy

i thought it was because they just realized the what the fuck the actually turned into

No it's because they are themselves. Trannies are trying to dissociate from themselves because they are worthless, terrible people.

honestly any tranny that starts chopping themselves up loses respect.
i couldnt care less whatever else they do

>They still need a couple of years to make the transition process actually, you know, doable.
No they don't. "transgenderism" is a mental disorder where the brain is exposed to the wrong chemicals during pregnancy and they end up with a sort of half female half male brain (not literally divided into halves). Even if you could perfectly give them the opposite genitals it wouldn't fix their fucked up brain.

jesus christ that beard shadow

>>that's not the only pill I slipped in
>Is she turning me into a trap
Viagra.

with each passing day the amerimutt meme becomes more and more believable

No, it's because the hormone therapy and surgery do absolutely horrible shit to your physical and mental health.

Yeah, much like I'd call an older woman mommy if she'd let me, in the context of roleplay. I'd have to make it clear that I don't think of him as a chick in reality though, just to be honest about it

Sure, but if they were actually hot and cute I could tolerate them more easily.

Mentally ill people will exist no matter what era, at the very least they can afford to be cute traps like astolfo.

It's a shop
Fair enough

this is way worse than the cp threads...

it's a trap

You're a bad person, OP. I hope you know that.

There was just one... It was awful

GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE

>I'm upset that drilling a hole where my taint is and constantly keeping the wound open when my body is trying to heal it doesn't equal a vagina, so I'm going to believe in a religion that would send me to hell for my beliefs and wish that it made a special hell for one guy who told a joke about it
o....kay?

Why does the captive even need to be awake if you're just gonna viagra them up?

>our faces when the dial-8! juice goes down your dickhole

just kill me familia

She(he) didn't force you to wake up. You woke up on your own.

>implying you'd ever think that thing is a female

>people who make jokes about hell are always religious
o....kay?

>drumpf and pence views guide me life

imagine being this dense

>Even if you could perfectly give them the opposite genitals it wouldn't fix their fucked up brain.

So you're saying when this problem is realized, people will stop trying to change gender and start trying to attain both sets of genetalia at once to fix the problem? We're in for one hell of a sexual revolution

>dial-8! juice
Please don't let this become a heavily marketed product

vaginal dilation?

>looked up dilation
>it's just fucking your new vagina with a dildo
I don't know what I exoected

I put more effort into taking a shit than these people trying to make themselves look good. If you're going to try and be a girl, for fucks sake at least make SOME type of attempt. Having a five o' clock shadow and dying your hair purple isn't what I would call trying.

>implying that anyone would need viagra

>imagine your unwillingly erect penis being guided into a black shadow barely visible under this 'womans' drooping mangunt
>you feel warmth but it is unfamiliar, alarmingly so, different from the vaginas you have known
>you feel something coming apart, like a crust, being slowly torn from the walls via the imposed friction
>the manbearpig reaches under him and picks out the crust
>yeah thats the stuff lad. cant let that stay up there.
>a shock like no other passes through your body starting from your gut and moving lightning fast up to your head and spreading out your arms and legs
>you go clammy and your eyes go dim and you immediately begin to hyperventilate
>user? user? stay with me lad. Ah for fucks sake.
>GRRRRRGHGHHHAHAAAAAAAAAA
>the fucking hebitch tazed you
cont?

it's also necessary to keep it there.
It's literally an open wound that your body is desperately trying to close, and you have to hold it open, frequently, for the rest of your life.
Very sad

>cont?
No.

You already started the ride now finish it

It's because the body regards it as an open wound which he tries to heal i.e. close those they shove "sterile" rods up it to try that it heals in the dilated state. But this will lead to internal scar tissue if healed completely or because they mostly shoving mucus, coagulated blood and sweat into there nasty infections.

Any videos making fun of this creature? I need a laugh

>have to dilate 30-45 minutes 6 times a day
Oh my

Why the fuck ARE there so many trannies in the speedrunning community, anyway?

Soy. Non ironically.

Has Sup Forums ever come up with a good meme?

>Why the fuck ARE there so many trannies in the speedrunning community, anyway?
Many speedrunners (obviously not all) are socially secluded. Some are even awkward around normal speedrunners.
And those people usually don't know what's wrong with them.
Instead of accepting that they're shy or just rather antisocial, they try to compensate and become something else.
And then comes the biggest problem, the nuthugging echobox this community pretty much has become. Or at least, the SR community outside of Sup Forums.

Only like 5% of people that go tranny are actually more female than male wired in their brains. People like Blair White, Bailey Jay etc.

Not this Misery shit agai

You can tell these guys are virgins.

Truth isn't memes you retard.

It's always right and it scares me that some idiots on Sup Forums saw the sword of damocles hanging over our heads and tried to warn us.

Thanks to them, im not happy anymore. Im scared.

AGDQ encourages them.

trannies have a natural tendency to cut out optional parts

>It's literally an open wound that your body is desperately trying to close
Hey, Kevin-I mean, Kathy, it's your body, and uh, we got an open wound near your anus that we've been trying to close up for months now. And it looks like... you're doing this to us. That's ignoring the fact that a few weeks ago, we found you have been injecting really, really large amounts of estrogen. What the hell is going on up there??

>stumple across /r/TransDIY
And I thought leddit couldn't get any fucking worse.

>porn fetishists
>he thinks they're really trannies
Moronic.

>You're grossed out by fucking a open wound
>Haha what a virgin

But I too need a dialation rod.

lmao

your entire body and sex and brain is determined in the womb

there will never be a way for trannies to "be a cute anime" girl, ever

its literally impossible

>trannyposters
More like open wound posters.

I don't find either attractive.
I'm talking purely from an asthetical point of view.

And like doomguy I'm pissed and will tear my way out.

upboated for lulz

>asthetical
*aesthetic

>implying biological gender will matter when we're all incorporeal quantum consciousnesses floating around in the cloud

I was eating a ham sandwich and lost my appetite.

well you should pick a better lunchmeat, asshole.


fucking ham

Have you ever read The Last Question?
You may enjoy it. It's not terribly long.

Why are American Trannies so ugly?
Im Korean and most trannie here look better than real girls

Because many Asian men look like fucking pussy turbo-fags by default.
It's like lowest difficulty setting.

that's because msot asian men have very feminine features, making their transition more believable

Because you're a fucking virgin loser.

Fuck off tranny.

They don't
You're just a weeb

You are not Korean. You are a failure to your family and disgusting monkey gay ass.

Five star post.

They're just a suicide statistic at this point, barely human.

>vaginas you have known
Stopped reading here.