Monkey Paw thread

New Super Monkey Ball game!

TES6!

I want to feel happiness again

Sup Forums becomes a good site but images arent allowed

I want text boards to come back to Sup Forums!

Now you can only feel happiness. Nothing else.

new Super Monkey Ball game
it's a soulless android game that uses gyro to move with no option to turn it off and no option for on screen joystick
pans so hard it gets taken off the app store promptly
this actually happened btw

Monster Hunter on PC! (in English)

I wish filename threads were gone

What's the downside?

Test

you become a numale

Is that a bad thing

Waluigi gets his own game!

Its a reskin of wario land 4

I'd take that deal. What's the point in being respectable if I'm always miserable

I wish I didn't hate myself!

i want images back on my imageboard

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HD monster hunter

spoken like a true soyboy
let me know what happiness feels like

It's mobile with micro-transactions. The young millennials on Sup Forums eat it up so much that if you tried to talk about the original monkey ball thread, you would just get mobage posting instead.

Cute gf. With a dick.

No new monster types
No new weapons
"New" monsters are just blatant reskins of old ones
Gutted game mechanics
Ruined some of the weapons
Easy
More focus on everything other than MONSTER HUNTING

Thanks, Monkey's Paw! It's even better than I asked for!!!

Why are images kill?

It's horribly optimized, running at 29 FPS tops and causes more than 90% of computers to overheat and shutdown after an hour.

I want the wojacks to go away

NO NOT LIKE THAT

Do you not know how to play Monkey Paw?

Granted. She has gender dysphoria and she spergs out whenever you mention the dick.

hearty kek

i wish for the sexbot revolution to come earlier

A new f-zero

Granted. No you only feel a malignant indifference towards yourself

now you hate everyone else but yourself

Every post has 50% chance to turn into PUDDI PUDDI or other nonsense.

I wish no one would post non vidya related images on el video.

Granted. Everybody goes back to posting image macros.

Okay
I want a wish from Calypso

Granted! Every post is now bara of vidya characters

I wish I was a girl

I wish the /vg/ split never happened from Sup Forums. Seriously, generals were getting in the way of shit like this and console war bait and that was a bad thing?

Granted, you may petition Calypso the nymph on the island of Ogygia for one wish

You become a fat girl no one will ever love or care about.

I wish that all of the normalfags & redditor-like faggots leave the internet once and for all & they never come back.

but I already do that
sounds good to me

>downside

The sexbots become sentient and side themselves with third wave feminists

>sounds good to me
Thats not how indifference works, user.

I want a normal huge bean cheese meat burrito

i wish for the robot uprising and the genocide of all normies

fujoshits take over Sup Forums

The chef forgets to add salt.

Go home, /fit/, /fa/ is worried sick about you

Fuck
Salt is actually kinda important

Make Sup Forums not suck!

I go back in time and fuck your mother

Granted. You are actually a normie all along, and don't realize it until the machines turn on you when you admitted to playing Halo with bros

I want a bunnytail horse shoe and a shrunken head

I want people to stop posting wojaks on Sup Forums!

fat ugly and asian

You get leukemia for trying to be lol so randmon

Granted, but Pepe gets posted twice as much.
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All wojack posts are replaced with slojack

I wish Fable was everything it was promised to be!

The new one is called Super Money Paw

I want Milhouse to become a meme

hes only a meme in the sense that he always wants to become a meme but never does

He becomes a super normalfag meme posted on places like Facebook and shared by family

Granted, but due to lack of funding the game was canceled mid development, the only proof of its glory is an old leaked e3 demo.

I want GPU prices to return to normal.

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

The chef forgets the pickles

I want Spore to fulfill on it's promises

I want the next guy to get a even worse wish

I want to replace my own. Hand with the monkey paw

I want Monster Hunter to look more like a modern game!

WAIT NONONO OHNOO NONONO NOT LIKE THAT PLEASE DON'T CASUALIZE IT NOOOOOOOOOOOO