2018 and High Elves still aren't a playable race

>2018 and High Elves still aren't a playable race
>Get some weird fucking emo grey-skinned freaks instead nobody asked for

The absolute state of Blizzard

Why should you get what you ask for when you don't know what you want?

I want to be a cute elf girl but on the Alliance. The "not enough population" meme doesn't stick anymore

not like it matters, wow is so far gone it's not even a blip on the map anymore

>Not wanting to play a strong powerful Nightborne Elf who don't need no man

>some weird fucking emo grey-skinned freaks instead nobody asked for
Like the space goats nobody asked for or the werewolves nobody asked for.

arthas didnt do enough

DO YOU KNOW OF THE HIGH ELVES?

>next expansion will include a siege of Silvermoon
>you won't be able to play a pure High Elven maiden taking back her homeland from tainted horde fuck sluts

How can Blizzard screw up this badly yet again?

>we want to put the "war" back in "warcraft"
>every sever is PvE now
wew

Not even the worse thing they did recently
>hehe lets nerf the quest xp and give mobs more hp so the goys will buy boosts

People complained when they nerfed xp requirements and mob hp in the first place

They're saving it for when sub numbers truly dip after the next expansion.

>nobody likes leveling because of how long and tedious it is
>I know let's make it even longer and more tedious!

Bravo Jeff! At this point I'm sure they're making these retarded decisions to spite their player base.

>having to tolerate Vereesa Windurunner
i rather drown

I want to impregnate an Elf. I'm a Human so I feel like I have a decent chance.

High Elves are blood elves you stupid faggot

>I'm a Human so I feel like I have a decent chance.
lmao get out you puny humy boi
Big orc cocks only

>not wanting Mommy Vereesa as your racial leader

Better in every way to Lor'terally whomar.

>Horde

*image of puking High Elf girl in jpg format*

You have a bad memory if you think no one asked for worgen pre cata

Lor'themar is a bro, not like Veressa who is OC level of cringe.

>Nothing updated on undeads

I ain't playing this caca game

what's worse is all the people who are enjoying leveling don't seem to have hit 60, once you get into your 70s and 80s you have to do a fuckton of quests to level up.

void elves have tentacles though.

There are literally like 50 high elfs still extant, and most of them are NPCs. If you want to be a faggy elf and live out your shitty lotr fantasies but Blood Elfs aren't good enough then go play a different game already, you people are insufferable.

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It's because belfs made up a massive percentage of Horde and if they made high elves for alliance, a lot would jump ship and horde would have a lot less players.

High elves literally are the elves that couldn't let go of human cock even while their kin were being put on the chopping block.

Since the silvermoon blood elves we retconned to gudbois who din suck no demon powa and the sunwell was restored almost a decade ago (in universe) shouldn't there not even be blood elves at all?

Yes.
But the political divide still exists.

>Void Elves are just High Elves who went even edgier

That means there must be even less of them yet they are playable.

Thank Proudmoore for that

The idea is that fel leaves permanent effects. For Orcs its green skin, for BE it's green eyes. Do note that the designation as Blood Elf is actually in reference to just how devastated their entire race was by the Third War, and not to them feeding on fel energy. Basically, if a High Elf refuses to go by Blood Elf, they are a race traitor and are so spiteful that they don't even care about the destruction of Quel'Thalas or the near extinction of their people.

I'm not here to excuse Blizzard's stupid ideas, I'm here to insult retards who still, in 2018, want High Elfs playable.

do note that outside of Stormwind and Dalaran the other largest concentration of remaining High Elves was Theramore, and the Blood Elves made the bomb that leveled that place, so they clearly don't care about that either

someone give me a quick rundown on why retards are spamming ascii

the ONLY difference between high elves and blood elves are eye color. if you're seriously hung up on that then you seriously need to take some time away from your bidya

But my point was since the chronicle retcon and the reimplementation of the sunwell why are the pc blood elves biologically (not politically) blood elves at all? They should be high elves physically.

maybe its just me but leveling after vanilla feels so god damn slow now. i'm in my 80s and i'm only getting 15k roughly xp per quest, considering i need 500k to level up.. yikes

especially when Void Elves are a splinter group of a race that is explicitly stated to have low numbers after the Third War. There should be what, like 80 of them in-universe, tops?

0/10 troll

>people complain levelling is too fast and broken and how you can't finish zones
>they fix this
>people complain because it takes too long

fuck off casual

Can't believe people are using "It's against lore!!11" excuse when it comes to Blizzard.

>all the void elf male hairstyles are receding hairlines that look like shit
why

and faction?

Void Elves are better and have what is objectively the best set of racials of any allied race.

I don't mind their backstory because it makes complete sense that eventually some Blood Elves would realize being on the Horde is fucking stupid.

I might not know what I want, but I am damned sure of what I don't want.

>nobody likes leveling because of how long and tedious it is
Who did this? It was too quick and easy before, now I can at least do a zone without overleveling it after five quests.

that's not even their backstory

they were kicked out for fucking with the one magic that they're not supposed to fuck with

the only thing capable of fucking with the sunwell

That's actually irrelevant because they refused to rejoin their people, or even communicate with them, before then. Also there were like fucking ten, or less, of them there. I don't think people really understand just how few Elfs out in the world there really were, and the number's only going down.

They are physically identical and there's nothing indicating that the Sunwell can purge fel taint that, by the way, is only cosmetic, anyway.

>high elf baby beggar BTFO
blizzard did something right for once

I find it funny that when fans first begged for High Elves for the Alliance, blizz said "fuck you" and created blood elves for the horde.
Then fans kept begging and now they're getting void elves.

Did you guys know that they also made void elves less muscular specifically for the alliance.
Void elves used to be more muscular than Blood Elves were but now they're more feminine than Blood Elves.

Blizzard is literally using this as a fuck you for the alliance.

>I don't think people really understand how few Elves out in the world there really were
Because any solid number was made non-canon. It's almost as if that was most likely due to the fact that in the RPG material High Elves still vastly outnumbered Darkspear Trolls, and that was only counting how many of them were in Stormwind.

>another purple race
literally no point.

>blood elves but blue eyes

The new system sounds interesting, though, but we'll have to see the actual numbers.

I want to impregnate a Night Elf

I like the leveling experience but the game was so piss nigger easy I wanted to buy boosts just to be fucking done with it.

Shitty thing is they didnt make it hardcore enough. Should've just did mythic leveling anyways where a single mob is a challenge for a nigger.

That way I dont have to hear all the heirloom dungeon speed runners bitch about how they cant sleep walk everything

Wait I thought they were kicked out because they got infected by void and were a liability to the Sunwell?

Fun fact. There are more Blood Elf player characters than there are Blood Elves in wow lore.

thats basically what i was trying to say

The RPG was never canon. In WoW you barely ever saw any High Elves, most of them were at that little lodge in EPL. Some of them went evil too like the boss in Scholo.

Well they have to be unlocked anyways and population barely matters half the time cause of sharding.

Horde will always have the better players so I dont know what the fuck blizzard is wringing about.

Humans still objectively have the best racial overall in Diplomacy, because fuck rep grinding.

what does rep grind even get you now other than worthless toys

Blood Elves
High Elves
Void Elves
They are all basically just the same kind of elf with alterations made to them but physically they're basically the same elf and could breed and pass for one another.

All the races have objections to Void Elves though, not just blood elves.

Well right now it gets you the Allied races besides Dark Iron and Zandalari who presumably will be unlocked via questing in BfA.

Void was retconned into old god shit so taking them in would basically be saying Garrosh was right.

Blizzard lore is non-canon.

There are as many as they need for each race, any number that has been given is bullshit to make you fake feel.

High Elves werent added because some retard said something and every other retard said that makes sense.

And yet the purest and best looking of the Elves, the High Elves, are still not playable.

I just want to be a cute Alliance Elf girl who isn't an ugly purple slut or grey goth!

As far as legion mounts and the new subraces

I would say just mod it but blizzard deemed all mods are illegal and will perma-ban you.
Blizzard really hates their playerbase

>play on private server
>use model editing to play as superior non-player races like chad forest trolls and naga

Why not just get rid of all the shitty elves and just replace them with trolls? At the end of the day all elves are just nothing more than glorified trolls.

Garithos would've stopped this at it's source.

>trolls

DUDE WEED LMAO; the race

That's just the traitor trolls; the darkspear trolls.

Trolls are irrelevant now and I can guarantee the Zandalari will be relevant for all of one expansion then fade into obscurity like the Panda's before them.

fucking this
i want to be a cute blue eyed elf girl on the alliance getting railed by big human/draenei cock

If blizzard decided to give alliance high elves (which they sort of did with void elves), then there would be a mass exodus of horde players switching to alliance, considering that most horde players play blood elves anyway.

>could breed and pass for one another
No they can't. Blood Elf children don't have blue eyes.

Night elf

>Night Elf women are stereotypically musclebound and amazonian
>that feel when I instead find all the art of actually-feminine Night Elves incredibly hot
what's wrong with me

Join RP server and add btags to communicate with alliance.

>that feel when I instead find all the art of actually-feminine Night Elves incredibly hot
same dude my futa nelf doesn't look overly muscular

>Playing wow
>Not just masturbating to the SFM porn

Their official stance is that blood elves are high elves now, more or less, and that the remaining high elves are just absorbed into other cultures. Still, they could've added the few remaining rangers as a faction and give them war paint to distinguish them.

Elves aren't the futas that's your Draenei partner's job.

So the rest of the Horde who hates Belfs, gets rid of them, and the Alliance gets what it wanted all along. There is literally no loss to anyone.

Just give Paladin to a new Horde race and throw in Undead Elves and it'll balance itself out in the end.

That would be a massive shitstorm. Lots of nu-horde fans now who hate the tribal half of the horde but also have faction pride autism.

Just make 3 factions.
ELVES: Nelf, Belf, Velf, Nigborne

Alliance: Humans, Dwarfs, Gnomes, Draenai, Worgen

Horde: Orcs, Trolls, Tauren, Gobbos

agreed desu

Guarantee they'll quickly assimilate to the Alliance very quickly

I go wherever the futas go.

honestly the only thing i'd be sorry for is losing sylvanas yeah fuck you i like her
fuck the horde

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