I have brought peace, freedom, justice and job security to my new empire

I have brought peace, freedom, justice and job security to my new empire.

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what's your tax policy?

you were supposed to accept my game invite!
Not Ignore it!

UR KNEW EMPIAH???

Don't make me kill you.

IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME

Anakin, lootboxes are evil!

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE GAMERS ARE EVIL!

Anakin, my allegiance is to the republic, to DEMOCRACY!

>DEMOCRACY!

You have allowed this businessman to twist your mind, until now...until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.

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Why is Sup Forums incapable of doing such masterful dubs for memorable video game cutscenes?

I mean we could set up something

DEMOCRACYYYYY

DEMOCRAZYYYY

this would be alot funnier if we could post images

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, THE MODS ARE EVIL

DEMOCRASAY

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW HIRO IS EVIL

Can't argue with that, Anakin.

So, what did the Empire really do wrong?

THEN YOU ARE LOST

Umm, sweetie, did you forget the fact that they were WHITE SUPREMACIST NAZIS?

we did dub the deus ex intro though

Say what? They hire black people for the army.

I'll be the best dancer, too...

Who would win?

A master jedi who is the chosen one who will balance to the force

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One elevated boi

It was controlled by a poltard

Really? Link it.

Elevated boi for sure
He has the high ground, after all

Does anyone have that image proving that Obi-wan is invincible due to his high ground technique?

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OWAH NEW RULAH, DA EMPOROAR *points to a blank wall*

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I'll say this much, as much as the prequels suck, you never forget them. They'll live on in popular culture forever.

We need a thread for this

Dew it.

Ughh, they INDOCTRINATE those poor people of color into their nazi regime.

lol prequels suck lol cgi lol hehe bad.

Glad you could make it, Obi-wan

is that what cultivating clones is called now

They seemed okay with it. Least they had a job.

I want to FUCK HK-47!

It's not just the CGI that people hate about them. The, at times, nonsensical plotlines, the constant back and forth talking with nothing interesting happening at all and all the politics really drag down the movies.

The Empire didn't have cultivate clones though

This seems as good a place as any to ask, in kotor 2 should I be taking Kreia with me most of the time? I'm on nar shaddaa right now.

Do you feel like you have to take her with you?

Nothing.
The rebels just had the moral high ground.

Whatever you choose, it will be the wrong choice.

>nonsensical plotlines
>nothing interesting happening
>politics shoved in(but not the in-universe kind)
Sounds a lot like the nu-films to me.

>Nu Star Wars is so shit it makes RotS looks like kino
Even the new games are shit. I'm not sure which is worse EAfront2 or that mobile hero trash

>moral high ground
I'm glad the moral high ground let them murder all the people just trying to make a living, and probabaly killed many more after they murdered the Emperor.

Shes a pretty unlikable character. Take her if you want but there are better choices. And its D&D-like so mechanically it doesnt matter who you bring

>the constant back and forth talking with nothing interesting happening at all and all the politics
Still better than all those air-force-but-in-space cringey scenes in the OT desu.

>It's over Anakin. I have the moral high ground. Just look at this crying transgender mexican girl and paraplegic black rape victim!
What was meant by this?

They blew up Alderaan.

Why didn't Anakin just force pull Obi-wan into the lava?

More so I can get the most dialogue out of her. I feel like Atton would have a bit to comment on in nar shaddaa, so I want him. Otherwise I might switch her out for handmaiden.

>I should have known the Jedi were responsible for the Twin Towers!
>Anakin, the Americans are evil!
Jesus Christ Lucas, I know it was a different time, but still.

Nobody lived on Alderaan.

>Alderaan
Who cares?

so I never got it, is there some sort of thing in the jedi training that makes it so if you jump over and behind someone who's elevated higher than where you jumped from, that you're unable to defend or attack as you're landing? I mean they were doing all sorts of crazy shit for that bloated 45 minute long fight, the "high ground" just seemed like a shitty reason to end the fight.

Thers nothing good to get out of her. No matter what you do with Kreia you are wrong and the only thing you can do to make her like you is choose the soyboy responses

Then who were the millions of voices who cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced, hmmmm?

animals

he would've just resisted.

Game of Thrones 15 probably ended at that time.

But Anakin was the CHOSEN ONE. Surely his force powers were stronger than Obi-wan's?

Don't forget the shitty forced comedy in the prequels and new ones. Especially last jedi. God the comedy is awful.

No, it's just that Obi Wan knew what Anakin was going to do, since he had tried the same thing on Maul.
If Anakin had jumped closer to the edge of the lava, Obi Wan could have just Force Pushed him into the lava, considering their previous clash ended with both being launched back. Jumping over Obi Wan was the only option Anakin had, and Kenobi knew how to counter it.

he was not though, that was Luke.

Princess Leia. Probably Alderaanian expats

Wasn't he just standing on some tiny ass droid?

Not many influence opportunities with her on Nar Shaddaa. You really should bring Atton though. The key to winning influence with her is just being a total dick and saying that your companions are just slaves ready to be sacrificed. Just act like a sith. But don't be a psychopath and kill innocent people who have nothing to do with your quest. That will just piss her off.

Nope its still Anakin. Hence him killing the emperor and ending the rule of two. Of course the new trilogy just adds that back in cuz fuck being creative.

Give me some time to arrange things and i'll do the thread

I unironically loved RotS. I feel like it was not only the only good one of the prequels, but that it was the only one that needed to be made. You could watch ANH > ESB > RotS > RotJ and it would be a more meaningful progression.

>But Anakin was the CHOSEN ONE
That didn't stop Dooku from slicing his hand off. Anakin being space jesus doesn't mean he's invincible. That's why Rey in NuWars is hated, she's a massive mary sue for no reason and never loses

Yeah, I'm going to need a midichlorian count for that mate.

It's my first time playing the game, so I want to see for myself what the all the fuss about her is. At the very least so far she's better then that fag Ulysses. Plus I'm not trying to appease her, I'm picking whatever action I want. I've also seen other anons mention you just have to tell her you'll think about what she says if I really wanted to.

The prequel trilogy as a whole are, as one user put it, a shitty retelling of a masterpiece. But RotS is legitimately good on it's own.

>Joins military
>dies defending a empire that fucks non humans ruled by a sith lord who wanted it to burn if he died
Yeah those poor souls.

Pretty much, you are a hard ass master of the force, veteran of Mandalorian wars and perosnally slaughtered dozens of force users

Yet she keeps talking to you like you're a dumb little padawan and is SO convinced shes not a sith. Dumb bitch

Are you perchance trying to say that NONHUMANS have any value at all and shouldn't be put to death as the villainous scum they are?

EU luke is the most op jedi ever. Anakin in his prime was a top tier duelist but he never gave a shit about practicing his force powers despite his force affinity, hence why he is on par with obi wan for force attunement. I cannot give an exact count but i remeber the prequels stating anakin had a higher count that yoda or windu, it would stand to reason luke was higher than that since he beat vader.

I like Episode III most of any Star Wars film. It may have cheesy or poor dialogue sometimes, and maybe some mediocre acting on Hayden's part, but it's a total, eventful ride with spectacle and action. While the OT was more consistently well done, I admire III's high points more than anything else in the Star Wars films. Retool the dialogue a bit, better Hayden's acting, make General Grevious actually threatening like he was in Genndywars instead of a cowardly chainsmoker, and I think most people would consider it their favorite too.

>Le ebin humanity first may may

Back to rebbit with you

>luke was higher than that since he beat vader
Luke was strong for sure, probably because he's the son of space jesus. But Vader was conflicted during their last fight and Luke got pissed. I never cared for how insanely overpowered EU Luke was

Fuck off back to furaffinity, you disgusting wretch.

I thought suit Vader was weaker than he had been as Anakin Skywalker, thanks to the whole "losing most of your body in lava" thing.

Star Wars is fucking garbage.

>He wouldn't put his own species first
What a fucking faggot. I bet you'd be the first to bend over for some alien cock.

THAT'S THE PLANET THAT GETS BLOWN UP

despite tlj luke dying like a bitch, in canon he would be pretty fuckin powerful after sheevs death. i reckon he would overtake vader in power by then

Vader compensated for his weakness by becoming an aboslute power house. He developed a saber style that put all of his might into huge powerful blows and became known for one shotting anyone in melee combat

I'm glad EU luke is gone. nu-SW Luke isn't good, but he's better than Mr. Perfect Gary Stu "I casually close black holes" SkyWalker.

actually gave a shit about his force powers too which is why he uses the force considerably mire as vader

Sounds like a backhadned justification for hating aliens

Losing his remaining 3 limbs lowered his midochlorian count

>hackers has stole crypto
I'm laughing so hard
They stole things that aren't even real lol