ITT: bad videogame ideas

Hard mode: the game can actually become popular

>The game protagonist have 5 genders: male, female, bigender, neutral and genderfluid
Not bad enought?
>The gender changes the stats of the protagonist so you probably need to use a gender you don't like

A game where you get your property get stolen and tell everyone online you are a good person because you pretend to be happy for the thief

loot boxes

do people do this?

I don’t see how having more genders is a bad thing unless it’s forced, it’s more customization right?

A game where you have a mental breakdown because your fans caught you having a civil conversation with someone problematic on social media

At least use the same font you lazy shit

Ironically, despite the obvious backlash from Sup Forums, Sims 4's implementation of alternate genders was the best way possible.

A game where you increase the total happiness in the world

What would a game made by bike cuck look like?
>all the enemies have "life" or "anxiety" labelled on their torso

Explain

the cartoonist that drew OP's pic made a super gay comic, google bike cuck

Tony Hawk + Shadow of the Colossus where you combo the bosses to death, I called it Skate or Die Its trash

Its an rpg where you make decisions but then people interject and you have to change your opinion and live your life according to the rules some nebulous arbitrary force.

That first one sounds super fucking cool user I wish I was smart enough to make game

A Rocket League knock off with terrain crafting and mining (make ramps, walls like fortnite basically)

Just promote diversity through it and interesting (barely fleshed out) characters
Boom instant hit

>SJW's making interesting characters

don't develop them at all, just give them 'quirks'. hipsters can't tell the difference, they eat that shit up.

>game has you play as dying old man
>slowly lose your abilities, eventually struggle moving
>game becomes impossible to control
>dementia deletes your saves

Its a social simulator game where each person has their own little tiny customizable planet ala the little prince but in order to get to someone elses planet you need to grind/pay-to-win enough technology to first launch probes and later build a launch pad, shit, landing module, and mine enough fuel otherwise you die on their planet and they get all your shit and you need to start a completely new character
Also people can sabotage you in space and steal your shit there too and if you are racist or rude you get permabanned immediately

10/10 masterpiece I cried at the the end

Unironically would like this.

>game gives you more options
>bad

>When you use Cheat Engine to finish the game some NPC tells you that using cheats is bad

Let's turn this into a good idea
>adventure rpg
>gender transformations is part of the gameplay
There 10/10 game, GOTYAY, the Ranma game you always wanted
Except qith the addition of the new genders, it is called Ranma½+

Wow welcome to tfgamesite you fucking bozo

I want more Ranma games. A Shenmue style Ranma game would be neat.

isn't there a literal walking sim you play with a dying grandma in a cemitery or something like that?

I'd only play a genderswapping game if it let you have gay (lesbian) sex with cute girls

The Graveyard

can I play gender swapping DMC
>male/female are styles with sub styles
>lewd moan whenever you turn female

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male: attack
female: special
bigender: defense
neutral: speed
genderfluid: hp

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⢀⠈⢗⣹⣿⣮⠱
⢀⢀⢀⠘⠋⠉

Good idea
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>Tony Hawk + Shadow of the Colossus where you combo the bosses to death
Would play

oy vey

There should be sections for food and sleep but combined smaller than the videogame block, desu

>food
>sleep
Humans are so weak

Mario Kart clone where ALL the items have consequences for use. Like, you can use a projectile but it will slow you down. You can use a boost, but it will give your our opponent a projectile.

You can get a fairy accurate weapon, but if it misses, you blow up.

You can improve your overall speed, but if you don't make it to a certain point, you lose speed.

You can gain terrain immunity at the cost of handling.

You can get a really good drift, but only if you don't drift for a whole lap.

Shit like that makes me wish I knew shit about coding.

That idea is so unfun it can actually be popular between the tourneyfags

Ranma 1/(2 + 1/(2 + 1/(2 + 1/(2 + 1/( ... ) ) ) ) )
Shit now I'm trying to evaluate the bloody fraction.
Oh it's sqrt(2) - 1

Pass the Condiment Simulator

it's handwriting