Hey big bro I want a turn, pass the controller

Hey big bro I want a turn, pass the controller.

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god i wish that was me

it's so hard to get big boobs like that i tried

why are guy boobs so much better than girl boobs?

no homo btw

here's your controller bro

volume, consistency, nutrition

>Big Bro!

any particular exercises i should be doing to target my boob muscles

>tfw realizing how romantically frustrated you are
i just want a big buff guy to hold me

Any /fit/ fags here? How do I achieve the Alex Jones bod? I want that wholesome, patriotic bourgeois look which really says; what you see is what you get babyy!

is a deal truly a deal?

I wish that was my dick getting crushed

do people actually take alex jones seriously or is it just a meme?

There's too many gays on Sup Forums

FUCK YOU

>tfw /big guy/ with small cute bf
I've finally made it lads I've got my life together and I've reached peak comfy

wtf am I looking at here? Is this just an unfortunate cockpit design or are they actually piloting a booty?

>2018
>trashtaiko

faggot

Alex Jones is the one true mujaheddin of out century. He speaks the truth. Watch the joe rogan episode #911 if you think you're ready for the whole enchilada.

i LOVE kled!

ya but ur gay

Patently false. Just do chest exercises. Especially incline and decline press.

Sounds like you're ready for the big enchilada.
youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

>not being being a big guy with an even bigger (power bottom) boyfriend
Faggot

its a real ass, the cockpit is literally a metaphor for sex

thanks user. i will.
im gonna have the biggest milkers ever. you'll see

Fucking fags

By incline/decline, it's only like one or two notches up/down on your bench. Too high or low and you're working the wrong areas.
Would also recommend doing flys (and reverse), but personally it worked better to hold off until the mass was there before building out.
And don't neglect lats/back, because it'll help make your chest look better.

implying this thread isn't full of women

i want a big titty bf

wew. no wonder rogan snapped so bad

Stared at the thumbnail for 30 seconds thinking the controller was in an asscrack, the arms were legs, and the crotch was ken-doll-ish. I am dumb.

What are some good exercises for losing fat in the arse and back of the legs Sup Forums?

Do you ever fucking sleep?

you have very strange ideas about how human anatomy works, user...

Yeah? It's like, noon here. Woke up a while ago.

You can't spot reduce. But if you want to make the area look better, just have a well rounded leg day. Squats/press, box jumps, leg extensions, that thing where you push a weight to the side with your thigh (it's a machine i saw recently. Pretty fun).

Are you the only one or are there actually two kledfags?

Can I watch

>here's your morning coffee bro
>also don't poop out any love sauce from yesterday, I'm gonna suck that out later like I'm at a clam-eating contest

lmaoing @ u.

...

DADDY

Cheers mate, i've had (in my own mothers words) a womans ass for a long time and don't want to be THICC anymore.

Pretty sure I'm the only one.

d-daddy

i mean it either has to be girls or fags.
also kinda mad that the female version of this thread was deleted immediately. het males are oppressed so hard on this site

Hey bro, could you put the switch down and spot me for a second?

>implying i can't do both

Yes but a faggot who has someone to go home to and cuddle every night

>lost a massive amount of weight
>need to start working out because i have way too much loose skin and it looks terrible
>i'm lazy
>even if i start working out i'll still need a loose skin removal surgery because there's way too much skin

going from fat to fit is hard

gross. hope you get aids and die
also reminder that you are a virgin until your penis enters a vagina

they're firmer, I guess

I guess I can see the appeal of women tits, but it's not for me, I prefer the feel of muscle

that's the most heterosexual thing i've heard all week

y'all heteros are crazy