Gamer fuel thread?

Gamer fuel thread?
Gamer fuel thread.

We actually have those were I'm from

I also require lewds of the pickle

damn that's one hot mama

shufflin shufflin

>price tag over the breast
Why is the marketing so prefect?

BOOM! BIG REVEAL!

Got two crates of this crap. Doesn’t even taste like dr.pepper and I feel sick after drinking 4 of them.
Have to make my moneys worth, though.

I TURNED MYSELF INTO A TRANNY MORTY

Buying those big, full pickles is such a gamble. Sometimes a good pickle has the handfeel of a great, salty delight; but inside, it's dead.

That's why for me it's gotta be Claussen spears. You can see that quality. That kosher bliss! "Damn that's a spectacular pickle" you'll say. Every time.

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It looks like normal Dr. Pepper to me, whats wrong with it?

Dr Pepper > any other soda

I see this trash at FYE all the damn time. Are they that good? I feel so weird buying these sorts of snacks. Like I fear they may have some sort of plastic or something in them.

dude pickles aRE thhe GOAT

>claussens
my nigga

IM FICKLE RIIIIIIIIICCK!

>$2 for a pickle

what the fuck

I bought one from Blockbuster and it just tasted like a shitty salty pickle. Save your money.

$2 for a SINGLE pickle?

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>make 4 peanut butter bacon and banana sandwiches in preparation of a long day of replaying ocarina of time for the first time in 15 years
>parents eat them while I'm taking a shit in my room

I’ve seen these around. Are they any good?

>Block buster
Are you a Mexican or something?

This nigga knows

why were you shitting in your room? no wonder your parents hate you

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>peanut butter bacon and banana sandwiches
Come again?

PICKLED

CLAUSSENS ARE THE BEST

the bucket is too heavy to life so I just leave it by the radiator, since the heat causes quick evaporation

they're super testi bro
try some

Amazed there has been no Rick and Morty crossover with a pickle brand

They're not too bad when they're cold, just like a mountain dew, but they start to kind of taste like shit if you let them get warm. Their root beer is pretty good too.

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Its this shitty energy drink variant of Dr Pepper that tastes like watered out cherry coke and mixed with euroshop energydrink.
Das rite

Lay off the carrots...
Stop shitting in there!

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I like apples.

unironically

Be honest... Did you buy one? How did it taste? Was it like plastic?

>no one sells jones on the east coast

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dude that shit is actual poison.

>soy boi

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I only like sweet pickles.

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>i got Spooons that sprinkle spangles sprinkle

mirin' those macros

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>$1.79 for a pickle
ummm americucks???

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>carbonated
>milk and yogurt flavor

>I need to eat dinner but I'm playing JRPGs

I always hated those awkward ass, messy ass things. I eventually gave up on trying to eat them, and just waited form them to melt, and drank it.

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Yum.

A+

Honey Buns are the best.

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Vile.

As much sodium as there things pack...they have to taste good. But they don't. They taste like sulfur.

somehow this reminds me of Sunibee

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>Claussen's
Damn fucking straight.
My friends bought Vlasic once, and I damn near threw that garbage out.

You get Claussen spears or halves, eat the pickles, and then you drink the brine for a pickleback shot.

My old friend taught me to mix 2 parts milk and 1 part sprite. Godly.

Did someone seriously draw that after he died? Little bastard can't even find peace in death.

>tfw Claussen pickle employees are posting on Sup Forums

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BING

Does it taste like Calpis?

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I saw those at the video game museum in Frisco, TX (which may or may not be owned by Gearbox/Randy Pitchford). I almost bought the E-Tank and T-Virus just as a desk decoration, but opted against it. If I ever go back, I might pick them up.

I drink like 3-4 of these a day. Might need to stop.

I'M PICKLE CHIIIIIIIICK

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howard is going to fly the casket with balloons on the 5th anniversary of eric's death

xD

>Lotte Milkis

>might

Make way for the king

For me, it's the McChicken.

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They are the true Pickle Ricks

>taking a shit in your room

either your a disgusting degenrate or mommy and daddy are well off enough that you have a washoom in your bedroom. either way youre a faggot.

/ck/ won't approve, but I do.

>Please Drink A Verification Can

your wallet and body will thank you
I used to kill these all the time, instead I just pour a glass of water when I'm thirsty for them
Now I just prefer water over soda

I am a huge faggot, please rape my face.

>mfw spicy McChickens are actually pretty good

So, would you?

Never trust a drink with an X in its name

well lah dee dah! mr fancy doesn't take grumpy dumpies in his top drawer!

DON'T HANG ON

NOTHING LASTS FOREVER BUT THE EARTH AND SKY

IT SLIPS AWAYYYYYYY

AND ALL YOUR MONEY WON'T ANOTHER MINUTE BUYYYYYYYY

why

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Its easy to lose track of how many I can eat since they are so convenient. Id say could go through 1-2 bags a day