Review starts with "I really wanted to like this game. I really did"

>review starts with "I really wanted to like this game. I really did"

>it's a good game, but a horrible _____ game.

>review starts with the reviewer talking about how much time they spent playing the game
>10/10
every time

>review devotes the first 20 minutes meticulously describing the controls

>Review is a review

Wew.

>using "I" on a review at all

>reviews

>I really wanted to like this game. I really did, but, like, ugh, Japan, can you NOT sexualize female characters? I mean really, it's the current year! Cringe!

>first 20 minutes is a lore summary

>review starts with "I really wanted to like this game. I really did"
>goes onto complain about alleged sexism and racism in the game

>REview
>They're describing their first playthrough

>review starts with a 2 minute nasheed.

This game was the worst for it.

The character design is awful though.

...

>"I enjoyed this game. But I don't think you will."
>Not recommended.
>buy the game
>he was right, it's shit

>review mentions politics

>reading reviews

The thing on the right was a furry with giant paws. Even Freya Crescent had better design.

I wonder how these people feel about being the primary reason Trump is president.

It is actually applicable sometimes. Most of the time not though.

yeah, trump is president because women complain about vidya. how young are you?

There is literally nothing wrong with Conservatve reviews.

No Trump is president because people are fucking sick and tired of SJW bullshit and Trump is THE anti-SJW politician.

Conservatism is a brain disease

>Not just shitposting while spitting out a quick blurb and personal opinion on the game

>Start game.
>Get messaged.
>"Why are you playing that?"
>"Why not?"
>"Its shit."
>"Have you played it?"
>Tells me no and then sends me a three and a half hour "analysis" video.

bait harder

Trump was the Gamergate president

(((TRIGGERED)))

thanks for the (You) fucker, gonna trade this in for some Smarties

>There is literally nothing wrong with Conservatve reviews.
It's good when people reveal their Sup Forums views because you can safely ignore them and discard their opinions.

Is this "repealing net neutrality to own the libs" reasoning?

>Diablo III
>Sundered
>Path of Exile
>Owlboy
>Darkest Dungeon
>GDQ is a moneymaking scheme
Just off the top of my head for games that have this shit flinged at them

>I spent 80 hours on this game and I dont like it

Fucking dumb motherfuckers wasting their lives away

>amusing event happens in a game
>10/10 would ____ again

I really wanted to like this thread. I really did

Net Neutrality caused SJWism in the first place and is a Deep State plant. Look up what the DoD was doing to promote leftism.

>This game is built around RNG so I died a lot and i dont like losing