There are actual fucking people, on this board, right now...

>there are actual fucking people, on this board, right now, that don't have the hot new console VIDEO GAME ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM
if you are one of these people i hope you see all your children die of cancer before you do

>Black people on box
Dude, its for poor people.

>funderdome

>200+ GAMES INCLUDED
Can any other """"""game"""""" system even compete?

GO BACK TO YOUR SHITTY BITCHTENDO BITCH

Imagine selling this shit to unsuspecting old people.

I'm a diagnosed sociopath. Still wouldn't do that shit.

Get into the Funderdome!

>black family on the left
>white hands holding the controllers on the right

>200 games
>200 EXCLUSIVE games
Holy shit, Nintendo, Microsoft, and Sony BTFO

I haven't owned a nintendo since the Puu

>£49.99
Explain yourselves, bongs

>200
no nigga
>200+

>$60 on any other console/pc = 1 game, assuming you already have the console
>$60 on Video Game Entertainment System = 200+ games INCLUDING console
No company on the face of this earth will ever recover.

HOL UP HOL UP
*smacks lips*
2 HUNNIT GAMES?? We finna game bixnood

>Interactive and motion controlled
>200+ games included
How will N*ntendo ever recover, this is gonna make the Wii look like shit even more than it already does

And you forgot the best part. You get all of that, for what a SINGLE one of those games from "the other guys" would cost you.

you know one of them is skyrim

This happened last Christmas:

>Cousin is like 10 years old
>Uncle got remarried to someone he knew back in HS.
>His new mother got him a knockoff NES Classic with a bunch of chinese crap games and a few known ones like SMB and Contra (Most were crap).
>Also got a knockoff PSP game that only played GBA games via emulation. This one actually had a few decent titles, although several were Japanese or Korean only.
>Excitedly showed them off to me.
>Didn't have the heart to tell him his gifts kinda sucked and just smiled and say they were cool.

Only other thing he has is a semi-broken 3DS (The hinge is in bad shape and is practically falling apart). I might eventually get him a newer console if he still has a interest in vidya still next year and the prices are not too high.

>Be poor
>Parents say no vidya ever
>Grandmom shows up
>She gives me a whole game system, it's plug n play so it's not even complicated
>It's got like 50 games on it
>Happy as shit
It was filled with emulated and rom hacked super nintendo titles, and of the 30 or so that worked there was some good stuff. Kept me occupied for a little over two years when it finally stopped working.

you need to get your little cousin something nice. He will treasure it for ever. My little cousins are still so proud that I gave them a $20 copy of dark souls 6 years ago

I've been getting him some of the better 3DS games the last few years for his christmas (and for his Birthday when we celebrate as a family). He has legit loved everything I have given him (Majoras Mask 3DS, the Fire Emblem 3DS games, Pokemon Ultra Sun).

If the Switch is reduced in price or they have a cheaper model by next Christmas I might get it for him. PS4 might be a possibility, but he does not have a TV in his room and their living room TV isn't too great.