Would you trust this guy to defend you in court?

Would you trust this guy to defend you in court?

Fuck yeah I would. He'd get me a not guilty verdict and he'd do it in an insanely cool way.

Am I actually guilty or not?

He's a fucking hack, did you guys see how he defended that obviously guilty poof fairy faggot and somehow a not guilty verdict AGAIN?
also, not vidya,

Eh, either/or

>discussing vidya character in context
>not vidya
fuck off

>calling real life people "vidya characters" just because they have art
Brb, going to go make a Natalia Poklonskaya thread

Depends, can I see his badge?

Phoenix Wright isn't real, are you high?

Are you?

Take a look at this.

>post YFW Wrightfags will be BTFO when he finally loses a case

There's no way he can keep winning forever.

Hmm... Alright, you're hired.

This is painful

Listen nigger Phoenix Wright dates have been really recent to his actual court cases, we are doing this shit on purpose

Atticus Finch
vs
Phoenix Wright
who'd win?

Phoenix Wright hasn't lost a trial, and the only trial we saw Atticus do he failed. Not really a hard contest there user.

>Phoenix Wright hasn't lost a trial
Either you're doing this roleplaying meme or you're a dumb secondary.

I'm just a forgetful idiot that's only played the first three games

t. Franziskafag

How fucked is Germany's law system that a fucking hack like Franziska could not lose a single case there but lose EVERY SINGLE CASE in Japanifornia?

Guys, I've been thinking about springbreaking in LA and Expedia's got a sweet deal on the Gatewater Imperial Hotel if I book around 2 weeks before Easter. Anyone been there before?

Isn't that where that bellboy signed that affidavit in the case where Redd White got convicted?

>both defense lawyers

Real question is Wright vs Layton, who would win?

Also have you guys heard about that crazy fucking shit Professor Layton gets up to in England? I heard they found a fucking town full of robotic people.

nah, you're thinking about the one in People's Park, that shit's basically East Los Angeles. This one's near Hollywood Hills.

didn't he bring a parrot to testify once

He'd be my first pick for a lawyer.