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so funni

its not really that funny anymore sony cluck

Always makes me laugh.

LABO is waterproof sony nigger dick

Soyny would like the Emoji Movie, wouldn't they

t. soyboys

dailymotion.com/video/x6d3715

The meme itself isn't funny but the triggered reactions to something so dumb kinda are

Compared to the line up of balding overweight faggots in line for the PS4 at Best Buy only to chimp out when someone destroys a box of a PS4 infront of them?

its so funny i forgot to laugh

I like both. But only nintendo fans get triggered over bantz.

Did take this photo with a cardboard?

youtube.com/watch?v=3lqjizadXVY

STOP

Mods this thread has been posted several times today
I think it's time it be marked a General and moved to /vg/

Damn, look at that WiiU owner thinking he's hard. Little did he know he destroyed the console that would actually live.

kek

>water proof cardboard
Imagine being this fucking retarded

Get fucked. :^)

Here it goes:

Last Thursday night I was in a gay fur thread and more feral/anthro stuff was popping up. It was really turning me on and I looked more up on e621 and I was rock hard. I felt a little weird though since it was basically bestiality. I pulled down my pants and started jerking then my 120lb German Shepherd got up and started sniffing at me. I started swatting him away, telling him to get in his bed but by the 3rd time I got an idea. I let him lick at my cock. It felt amazing and I eventually let go and let him go to town since I was home alone.

His name is Kaiser and he's not neutered so after a good 30 seconds he started going south and was licking towards my ass. I still had the feral/antro porn up and got an idea. I took off my clothes and got on all fours on his bed. I'm a total virgin (as we all are here on Sup Forums) and him licking at my ass felt like the most amazing thing I've ever felt in my life. I was in ecstasy and my eyes were rolling to the back of my head. He was licking real deep and his droll was sliding down my ass onto my leg. I was all lubed up from him and he jumped up on my back.

Like I said, Kaiser is a good 120lb, and that's when we last weighed him a year ago. I don't know what I was thinking was going to happen but I didn't really want him to mount me. I wasn't really ready for him and was focused on staying stable instead of him but after a good second or two I realized what was gonna happen. I've seen red rockets before, and I knew the bigger the dog, the bigger the cock. I was scared and tried to get him off me but it was too late. His arms were around my hips and he was going to town. It hurt like a bitch when he finally found my hole and I screamed for a while but then he went deeper and deeper, his thrust going in and out while his balls slap mine, it start to feel even better than when he was eating me out!

>battle network threads will never be a thing again

AUGH GODDAMNIT MODS YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

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Imagine someone buying a console to play angry birds.

(Part 2)

I could feel every thrust from his cock inside me, and I could feel it getting bigger. As I said in a reply, he's a long hair, and his fur draping over my naked body was felt like the heaviest cloud was on top of me and I'm 6 foot and 150lbs, so he was completely covering me. He slid off me and his cock slid too, leaving me feeling quite empty. I just stayed in the same position, shocked and amazed at what just happened. He started licking even deeper than before, his tongue sliding in my ass while he was moving his head around, licking inside at every angle. I was slouched over, my arms at my sides while my head was on his bed, and my ass up pointing straight at him. I wanted him to never stop, but then he did jump back on me. I had to re-position myself so that I was on all fours again and he slipped right inside me again, and when I mean slipped, I mean slipped. I was so lubed up by his saliva that there was no resistance and he just pushed right in.

He thrust into me for about 40 seconds until I started feeling his knot form behind me. I was so horny I wanted all of him inside me. He had one good hard push and it popped inside. He kept thrusting after that but there was a lot less movement. He kept thrusting until his knot went from being extremely tight in my ass to the point where it almost hurt, to it going forward into what felt like outta my asshole and into my intestine. I know dogs usually turn around but for some reason he didn't. He just laid on top of me and started licking my cheek and mouth. I could feel him cumming inside me, every spurt felt like a mini orgasm. His slobber was dripping down from my hair and face, making the ground below me a puddle

*WRRRRRRRRRRRR*

Reminder that the Emoji Movie made like 4x it's budget

Remember, report and hide all Wojak threads.

I bump them instead.

>dog weighs almost as much as the degenerate getting fucked by it

They are the only good threads on this shit board.

How the fuck

>Spending all that money just to break a system everyone was five minutes away from owning
For what reason

curiosity and maymays

The absolute state of Sup Forums.

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is the gold ps4 worth it?

>worst platinum
>worth anything

Why do people spend money to see shitty movies ironically, just torrent it like a normal person.

I kinda need to ask though. How the fuck did the Nintendo vs PlayStation war on this board somehow come to include what I can only describe as... ass-vore?

Was buying spending money on a switch for one game "worth it"?

sonyfans have no games to discuss outside of kat waifu threads and yakuza so they shitpost in nintendo threads

Sony guys are the kings of bantz and memes.

Was buying spending money on a PS4 for one game "worth it"?

everyone who knows how to make actual OC left, leaving only a bunch of redditgaf who thinks that "OC" is just trying to up one another with increasingly shittier wojak edits. Anal vore was the logical conclusion.

>nintendies claiming ps4 has nogaems

The world will be hunting monsters tomorrow.

Yes. Because I also bought about 10 other games that I wanted anyway. Literally all you have is BINGBINGWAHOO or Ubisoft open-world game #1033348 (clone).

this is the least funny/creative thing i've seen in the my 13 or so years of using this website.
you redditors need to step it the fuck up

Yes, actually

The reason its funny is that it actually makes people mad. That's the beautiful part. People get furious at anal vore drawings.

>WOAH LOOK OUT SONYBALOGNA, SWITCH IS GETTING A POPULAR GAME IN CHINA
Xbox One literally has fucking PUBG on it and Chinese gamers still play it on PC over Xbox One

bruh i cant wait to cop me a pair of pg2s.

well they did say samefagging will often delude people

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>get so triggered over bantz you scoured youtube for open mouth pictures
lol

See what I mean?

guys we're fighting eachother when the enemy is clearly these poser wannabe faggots without a single genuine emotion towards our beloved media

we're being divided and conquered

>Getting triggered that he responded to the picture
Working as intended.

>PC over Xbox One
Not even surprised to be honest. It's a miracle Microsoft is still alive.

Guys fucking help I took a shower and now it's getting hard to bend my right hand

I'm amused at minimum, entertained at best.

Even after the 14 year ban, consoles aren't that appealing to the Chinese since they all play on PC, so I doubt some MMO app getting a Switch port is gonna make the Switch do any better

Okay but the Switch is a hybrid so we have no idea how it'll perform over there.