You gotta fuck or be fucked (which ever you prefer) by the last thing you killed/damaged/defeated

You gotta fuck or be fucked (which ever you prefer) by the last thing you killed/damaged/defeated.
What happens?

I either burn or turned to a mass of cells.

abort thread

how

Probably get dick leprosis or smth

didn't mean to quote oops

D-Do mermaids even have the right hole?

Last game I played was Gears 4 Horde Mode.

>killed the final boss at wave 50 with a Snub
>It was a Swarmak

Oh dear.

Can I just kill myself?

Cool I guess.

Lucky bastard, I got literally worst robot master for this.

It would be quite a ride

I am lucky but I'm still salty Honey Woman isn't canon.

>prone tyrant in xenoblade
at least it has a vagoo and bobs

Uh...

It will stretch my asshole when it summons more of its kind

Welp...

NOPE

>Cloud of Darkness.

Thabk you Alliance Raid roulette.

>Mushroom XIII No. 6
guess I'm getting gangraped by big truffle cocks

>young prince lothric
Not too shabby

Goddammit.
Why'd I have to be playing Hollow Knight, 98% of the shit you actually fight is trash fuckbait.

I am not complaining at all

>2 away from his sister

Well shit.

>Li Ming

>SCP-049
Well then.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a sheep in mgs5

I probably die, worth it though.

Thanks for picking her, dude

i'm so happy

are you scottish?

Please god no

>mfw Stray demon

What do i do?

Oh my

Well, it's been really lonely down here..

>An imp from Doom
If only I were playing H-Doom...

This is no Zaku boy

On one hand, it was the CS version who's gender is up for debate.

On the other hand
>Fist of Athena

Could be worse.

I thought it would be pic related, but turns out it was actually a Clone Trooper. Guess he's going to have to take one for the Republic.

Do vampires have vagoos or is she just going to eat me?

>Tfw last game I played was my russia EU campaign where I took some provinces from Ming
Do I have to fuck every single inhabitant?
The rulers?
The advisors?

My dick cant handle all this yellow people, would probably die of exhaustion

This is what I get for playing racan games.

I’ll leave the fookin up to him

I just got killed by a leviathan in Subnautica. You figure it out.

6 INCH BLADE

Cool. But I'm not a cute bunny so she probably wont want to.

Ruh roh

Fuck then be fucked. What happens is I will cum buckets

Hey Charlie! How come you ain't friendly like the girls back in Saigon?

Unf... gettin a Heart for this one...

This got killed by me last in a video game,
but games aren't real so it can't consent to sexual activity.

>Fire keeper from ds3

hey did you see my post, dude?

>Dark Beast Ganon from BOTW
>a 40m tall, who knows how long colossus covered in harmful sludge made of pure evil
Well, I didn't plan on living long anyway.

>autism

(OP) this is my post btw: glad you joined the thread, we've been waiting for you!!

Autism: Unleashed

(OP) this is hurtful please don't call me names, ok? we're all friends here. at least post the vidoe game character that you would have to sex with

im gonna die

(OP) (OP) it's just a game, man you won't actually die

what the fuck are you doing you moronic fag

I think I love you

just ignore and report

Good job user, doing' god's work, keep it up

>Panzer IV Ausführungen H
I always wanted to suck on the that barrel

>even the pagans
how dare you

i have made a mistake

I'm ready.

>I was just playing Pokémon
Fuck.

>defeated
the trainers count too, you don't have to be a furry

>DUP Soldier from Infamous

>edgeville guard in runescape

I guess even they need dick

God fucking damn please no

maybe he killed a wild pokemon

I apparently have to fuck a picross puzzle of orchids, since I don't think its capable of fucking me.

Loaded up Bayonetta specifically for this.
We probably don't get around to sex, I'd just bant with her at the Gates of Hell until eventually passing out from drinking.

>The Duchy of Savoy
this could take a while lads

Last thing I got killed by was a mechon in XBC1.

I probably wouldn't want to fuck it. Getting fucked by it might either be half decent or literally kill me depending on what part it decides to poke me with.

jokes on you, fallout 4 with sex mods, piper in latex. (due to an error, the animation gun did 2 damage)

unless you have legendary quickies, you done goofed user.

>orphan of kos
looks like ill get fucked for a while, and then do the fucking

>typhon phantoms

uh oh

my soul is gonna get raped

>Phantasms in Xenobalde 2
>either fuck an endlessly respawning supply of them until I'm drained to death or get an infinite train run on me