Why do we hate Notch again?

>"Do you read Sup Forums?"

>"Yes, I sometimes do. I've even posted! It's a fascinating and scary place. Is that really what we're like, us humans? Or is it just layers of irony upon layers of irony? Perhaps it's just trolls? It might be one of the closest things we've got to a self-conscious virtual entity on the internet."

>"Anonymous seemed to decide that Minecraft was a good game, and I love them for it. That's basically the most honest praise I've ever gotten."

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I don't.

Because he made it.
"""""""""""""""""""We"""""""""""""""""""""""" didn't

Who are these people? How did notch even get in contact with them when he's a shutin with social anxiety?

Oh wow, I wonder what he posted about.

I'll hate anyone and everyone.

Even your waifu?

Probably same offtopic shit we all do if his twitter is anything to go by

>hate
No, though I imagine more than a few people don't like the feeling of Minecraft being wasted potential, and even more are jealous of how loaded he is.

people hate notch ?

You're fuckin dumb dude

People probably invade his house and throw money at him to calm him down and do these dumb interviews.

Especially my waifu.

When he was the MC dev, and I played Minecraft I was getting a bit grumpy at his constant vacations, and lack of updates, which sparked my initial hatred of the game. I guess that was just him getting burnt out with the game? I still think there's untapped potential that will never be realized, but whatever. Eventually I quit playing, he stopped developing it, and my opinion of him lightened with his amusing twitter shenanigans.

I have a pretty positive opinion of him now.

Remember when we had those blog type threads back in 2010? Some of you used to call this guy a fat fuck regularly.

Minecraft hate threads after he took the money and left.

And now look at him, rich as anything whilst those same autists are still broke permavirgins.

this was the happiest day of his life

You needed to read that interview to know notch browses Sup Forums?

He's also still fat. I guess some things never change.

Yeah, those were pretty fun. I never minded how much his game was shilled here and I always kind of liked him.

Wow... and to think he molested all of them and got away with it... just wow

>that one gif of doors opening and a fucking flood of kids pouring in

I hate everyone that posts on Sup Forums
lmao at thinking people here are human, they're so degraded and pathetic from decades of loneliness that they're closer to vegetables or obsolete machinery

dedicated wam

For all newfags, when it was very early Beta, Notch used to lurk in the threads and see how we received it when it was just build a mud house and pray for diamonds.
Way before hunger and all the shit that ruined the game.
Hence why there was a "hi Sup Forums" message on the menu of earlier builds.

Hypocrite that you are

hes enjoying his retirement

youtube.com/watch?v=7QwQPX_yjnM

He sounds like someone who feels entirely detached from Sup Forums despite posting and lurking here, as if Anonymous was an actual entity and not just a collective name for a bunch of people who use the site just like he did.

see, look at this fucking wannabe intellectual bitch likely fondling his pudgy hairy crotch to anime as he types this trash

He keeps making fun of the San Fran "game journalists" hipster circle so he's okay in my book.

But he's still the same autist too, check his twitter. He has all that money and no idea what to do with it.

Literally our guy

does no one else remember when Notch would shitpost on Sup Forums daily and try and sell minecraft? the game even had a message to Sup Forums when you opened it

looks more like an autist being incapable of understanding that a word has more than one meaning
so yeah, this

He could always donate 200k to me so I could pay off my home loan?

You keep spewing ironic comments. Please keep going

holy shit is he dead?

>March 23, 2010
kill yourself

Get to work Notch.

hasn't he been extremely busy with his next original donut steel indie pixelart game?

He seems like a good guy, but he still owes me a couple million dollars for helping spread Minecraft when it started out.

>newkids don't even remember how much notch shilled his game on Sup Forums back in like 09

faggot couldve at least bought Sup Forums from moot instead of this current gook

this will never not be funny

He's truly one of us. Bitter as fuck despite having a billion dollars, still shitposts on the regular.

i like Bitter people they almost always honest even when the truth is ugly

>"Anonymous seemed to decide that Minecraft was a good game,
Bullshit, this is Anonymous speaking and I hate Minecraft. Fuck this tool.

This. I passed a USB around school back in the day when it was just a game with colored blocks and nothing was randomly generated.

They are also intelligent, nihilistic and have a wicked sense of humor.

Bitter people can't be honest because their bitterness warps their view of the world.
You just think they're honest because you're also a bitter fag.

The middle option, that one about layers and layers of irony. Back when your game was new we were kinda more honest but now it's just trolls trolling trolls.

LIT-ERALLY a bearded thumb.

Hey, notch, move yer ass and buy 4ch from gookmoot so we can finally get rid of all the shitty ads and captcha

Why doesn't he lose weight hes rich and has time now.

>having money means you can magically lose weight and become fit
see this meme every thread, wealthlets don't know shit about what it's actually like to have money

Why doesn't he get a hair transplant he is rich and has time now

They're honest about their view of the world, but that view is probably distorted by their bitterness.

It's like a monkey's paw kinda situation. Honest but wrong in some way.

>this is news to people
I swear newfucks get stupider every day.
It's like being surprised that Andrew WK and deadmau5 did interviews on Sup Forums years back

>going for the lowest hanging fruit cause you're rich and don't need anything from anyone
not really worthy of praise to be honest

He's hiding his power level, you can see that he revealed in more recent tweets he's made

This very thread

In case you niggers are too young to remember, he posted a lot in here when he was making minecraft, Sup Forums literally gave him advice and eagerly told him what they wanted to see

Of course that shit fell on deaf ears because he left it uncompleted in the same sorry state that it's in, doesn't stop it from being worth a lot and making him filthy rich though

>"You don't understand money doesn't make you happy, the grass is always greener!"
>then give me yours
>"N-No"

Money alone doesn't make you happy but it helps

>uncompleted
What was it supposed to be like?

That's still honest, it's just twisted by bitterness. You've got to take what bitter people say with a pinch of salt, or a shovel in Sup Forums's case.

does he still use fedoras?

>make a game that defines a generation of children's childhoods like pokemon did for mine
>doesn't give a shit
>some underage/barely legal teens say good thing about it on Sup Forums
>makes him happy

I honestly wish the best for notch but it's no wonder why he's a depressed as fuck billionaire.

>parents encourage me to save
>I turn into a miser
I can't win.

3D Dwarf Fortress

He witnessed his dad's suicide as a kid. That should explain his mental state

his dad killed himself a few years ago

>scary place
lol fag

I dont think so.
He doesn't give a shit and says what he wants.
He has no need to hide his opinion because he will never face financial ruin like so many others, and doesn't censor it.

He half arsed everything and took more holidays the more popular it got. Then when he got back from a holiday he was too tired to work so he'd play TF2. Then he'd be too tired to work after playing TF2 and would take another holiday. Every update after 1.4 (I think that was the one that introduced wolves) was all about Notch stealing other people's mods and implementing them in inferior fashion.

>9 year olds begging for console exclusives
who would have thought

>respect has more than one meaning
like?

>you can magically lose weight and become fit
literally
LITERALLY
eat less, better, and move more
Even a fucking retard could do it if he wanted to. What's so hard about it

>What's so hard about it
ask a fat person, money isnt the obstacle

Sure, it's still easier if you're rich

I don't think you understand how this argument works and what it's about. Of course you need money to have any place in society. The point is that having an extra hundred of millions to spend on whatever you want will not permanently make you a happier person.

It doesn't make you happy by default.
But it does make it easier to try to be happy.

eating less requires no money, if anything you gain money

>having an extra hundred of millions to spend on whatever you want will not permanently make you a happier person.

Only if you're unintelligent.

He's fucking based.
>Somehow created the most popular game of the 2010's by just fucking arround with blocks
>Become so huge there are literal conventions
>Notices the cringe fandom
>Microsoft offers billions
>He takes the money and GTFO
>Now shitposts on the internet against cultural marxism all days

same desu I just try to get people to fight as much as possible because I hate everyone. It's just better to cause problems I guess and desu no one discusses anything on the board anyway. We've had the same discussions already so I'd rather just trigger new fags at this point.

>based
>cultural marxism
back to your containment board please

It's pretty much the same like with everything else. Once you achieved it it is gonna be old news soon and you need something else to fulfill you until that is not enough anymore either

s ince is made into desu wtf

God I remember that shit.
>playing indev on shared accounts
>shitheads changing the password on said accounts
>people going crazy over the secret friday updates

Since forever you newfag.

No the literal fucking word since.

We dont but hers also not /ourguy/

You dont talk about secret club or that you visit it.

Wtf why that post only? This is fucked.

Happiness is overrated. What such money brings is agency, too bad people who win or sell out for the jackpot tend not to realize that and get stuck in the same rut as they were in before, only in a more expensive way.

because he is a dumb retard with money and no friends

The other two require money and time

Sup Forums stopped being a sekret klub 10 years ago.

>all these soybois nu-males
>western developers