THE DARK SOULS OF DINOSAURS

THE DARK SOULS OF DINOSAURS

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Normies gonna norm

Every fucking time.

Imagine being so much of a contrarian and shut-in that this bothers you.

Now imagine being so much of a contrarian that you go against those other contrarians, making you even more of a loser.

>Casual cancer's first Monster Hunter game.

not even mad desu

Reminder that a monster hunter movie is being made and it's literally about monsters attacking New York so a guy has to travel to the monster hunter world to stop them by becoming the ultimate monster hunter

majority of actors are going to be black and/or jewish, I presume?

Did you have to remind me

I really hate the even lazier trend of comparing everything to Dark Souls. Games journalism is barely a job but fuck man at least put in a little bit of effort.

He's just a kid too, and he falls in love with a huntress from the Monster Hunter world. Right at the end of the movie when the monsters have been defeated the portal starts to close. She's shouting for him and crying because she'll never see him again. The screen fades to black and fades back in to her walking back to the village until she hears a shout from the young kid... The End.

this post is the dark souls of this thread

does it have mini-games?

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>it's like ______ meets ______!
This shit is as old as media itself. Try counting the amount of horror movies compared to Jaws on the cover. Get over it.

BUT IN THE STONE AGE

Monster Hunter World = Dark Souls + Destiny 2 + Dragon Age

But literally everything with a modicum of difficulty is x meets dark souls for some reason

>MH is an RPG
When will THIS meme end?

save it for the trigger threads

I've never once even bothered to look at reviews. Well maybe as a kid in magazines etc, but how can anyone take them seriously?

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It wouldn't trigger me except for the fact that MH predates the soul series.

>A Japanese-centric video game series that is niche in the west is getting a bizarre apocalyptic movie adaption

You can't make this shit up. It's already weird enough that this franchise is getting a movie in the west, but why the fuck does it have to involve the modern world? Why not just set it in a fantasy universe with a medieval-ish setting? I bet even normies are tired of seeing Los Angeles, New York, and San Francisco being attacked.

>Dragons Dogma
>Gameplay 6
So they never even played the game?

Whoa, sounds like a litty af game!

The Dark Souls of Persona

>hate normies
>go on Sup Forums
>talk exclusively about normies
>never talk about the game
>buy the game
It seems the marketing is working as intended. Can't wait for you to be back here after it drops and complain about e-celebs playing your game.

It's being directed by the same guy behind the Resident Evil movies. What do you think?

Aren't the Hunters like the descendants of Super Soldiers from the Ancient Civilisation?
Kid gonna get minced.

It'll be fun, trashy action with his hot wife and her puffy vulva.
Shits alright I guess.
Could be worse.

Come to think of it, what the fuck would you classify MH?

An action game hack and slash. Whatever games like God of war fit under.

>Comparing MH to god of soy

Never speak to me or my wife's son ever again.

Skyrim's OST deserves a 10, but the sound design is fucking awful, wtf.

Same goes, btw

Heres the truth tho

It’s not like each hunt is quick either, with most of mine ranging between 15 minutes way up to 25 for some of the tougher monsters. This time is filled with dodging attacks, unloading on the monster, having it inevitably move on the second swing of your combo, missing the next two hits and then dodging to not get smacked up yourself. In the end I turned to the good old bow, but that leaves you with little defence for any attack that does make it through. Even while hitting the monster in its weak spot as often as possible the fight is still drawn out as the monster disengages and runs away. Most opponents will do this multiple times across a fight, leaving you with no choice but to put your weapon away and chase after it as the spirit flies guide you. The cluttered and decidedly unfriendly UI only makes matters worse as you’re bombarded with information you don’t necessarily need over essential tidbits. Like, you know, a health bar for the monster. While you can tell how a monster is fairing from physical indicators such as scratches and cuts, it’s simply not enough to tell how well you’re doing until the monster is physically limping. Menus are busy and tough to navigate in a pinch, with even the radial menus — the ones designed to be easy to access — quickly causing frustration.

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>Pawns are useless
There have been few games that got me so attached to NPCs.

Japan is awful at making UIs, just look at how cluttered xenoblade2 was

It bothers me that gaming ''''journos'''' not only have no knowledge of an old-ass franchise but can't even be bother to even check wikipedia before writing their clickbait.

>7.5
What the fuck dragons Dogma is pure garbage why such high rating

(And this is a Good Thing)

You know they're just doing it to fuck with you at this point, right?

>monster hunter worlds is made easier than any previous game in the franchise
>dark souls is mentioned
Will this normalfag meme die off already?

Action Adventure

THE DARK SOULS OF DARK SOULS

Is this his first MH or is he just memeing?

I doubt any of the reviewers have played previous Monster Hunter titles. It's a game you need to put a lot of hours in to, and obviously reviewers simply don't do that.

Legitimately this.

Why do people always say The Dark Souls of X?
Dark Souls isn't even that fucking hard if you have a damn brain.

What is the dark souls of dark souls comparisons?

that sounds like an awesome anime concept though, hollywood just can't into weird comedy and alt-humor.

>jurassic park
Do kids even know what that is?

That same picture gave Skyrim a 9.5, my friend.

how can monster hunter fags recover, enjoy your easymodo potion dodge roll game

>main character will be a nigger
>main antagonist will be a white supremacist skin head neo-nazi rathalos
>when all hope is lost, jamal (our hero) readies a final attack
>”I AM THE MONDTER HUNTER!!!!!!!”
>.......AND FEMINISM IS AWESOME

*blocks you're path*

>mfw there's gonna be more Resident Evil movies

>directed by the same guy who directed the Resident Evil movies
This movie is going to be a disaster. I still remember laughing my sides off to a Resident Evil apocalypse when the morons forgot to hide the fog machine.

>lol if u dont like dumb surface-level comparisons only a retard would make, ur a contrarian dude! :P
neck yourself you fat cunt

I got passed these dudes on my first try. Not sure what everyone else was doin'.

I actually liked the first one and some parts of the second one

I only liked the school scene where the reporter gets mauled by the zombie kids

It's just trashy fun.
Don't go expecting them to be anything like Resident Evil 1-5 though they were all prophetic of what six was going to be.
I'd like a spin-off with Jake and Alice trying to kill each other really. It'd be trashy fun.

youtube.com/watch?v=4RSaKBGcvAc

MH 2004 PS2
>your easymodo potion dodge roll game

Just like how nearly every horror movie was compared to Jaws at some point.
It's the same phenomenon. It's the laziest form of review.

God bless Dark Souls. Instead of bitching about difficulty journalists just assume it's going for the DaS crowd instead allowing games to get harder without them bitching about it.

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Did those anime girls just get a Nintendo Switch?

>The cluttered and decidedly unfriendly UI
>Menus are busy and tough to navigate
I'm saddened to hear this. I'm guessing the final game doesn't have any kind of UI customization either? Fucking get with the times, japs.

It does because monhun was the de facto slow plodding action game with shitty controls and hitboxes before souls.

>MH1 released March 11, 2004
>DaS1 released September 22, 2011

Sometimes, I feel like I am the cause of this for buying, enjoying and talking about dark souls.

No, game journalists are bandwagoning faggots.

Pretty much this. They need to describe things in relatable terms that readers not familiar with monhun will understand. Dark souls is big enough to be that comparison. Same reason why sommeliers describe wine with other flavors like oak/fruit/etc., since not everyone will understand what medium tannin with light notes will mean.

>I'm guessing the final game doesn't have any kind of UI customization either? Fucking get with the times, japs.
It does. You can remove almost everything

You're just mad that we finally have a Japanese Dark Souls.
Took the Nips long enough to understand that people want Souls-like games.

Dark Souls invited hit boxes though.

> X is like Y meets Z

How about fuck off and come up with an original description?
Gaming "journalists" are the laziest scum in writing.

Stay in school kids.

Lil nugget you just dumb or just really that clostedly pretentious.

Cause shit is on par with almost all other entertainment industry journalism. Like honestly, really and truly the majroity of them are not as dumb as brick as they their writings seem to imply.

The mainstream though kinda is that dumb and like all other industry's nerdos will always chase after the easy buck. So they write dumb down shit for said mainstream audience can easily understand shit. So they write pop culture shit in terms that use other pop culture shit as adjectives.

Like hell why do you hate capitalism so much m8. Since it is the reason why gaming or any other entertainment industry journalism is such ass. Since they will always write for the dumbest, biggest, and easiest to please audience since they will make way more money that way than they would if they instead wrote quality shit for people like you and me to enjoy. Hell i only use siliconera as my primary source of vidya news for that exact reason since even if shit aint as big meaning they get less access to the newest shit. but even then they actually write quality shit.

So instead of showing off just how dumb you are how about trying to be more proactive about shit instead of just being a whiny as baby about obvious fucking bullshit.

Calm down journalist. You are taking this too personally.

When is this stupidity going to end? Is life the Dark Souls of living?

No, being born in undeveloped regions of Africa is the Dark Souls of living.

So what, are you suggesting that we do nothing and let this stupidity continue simply because it's mildly more beneficial to the mainstream consumers? If anything, it's a huge discouragement to the the people they're trying to target by calling something "the Dark Souls of [insert topic here]," because only people who actively liked Dark Souls and/or difficult games will go after it now. Congratulations, with that tactic you just alienated most of the target mainstream audience that wanted an easy time playing video games as stress relief.

It's a stupid, shallow, nonsensical comparison that's counterproductive to what it's trying to achieve. All this for the sake of clickbait for their dumb ass website that most of their target audience won't go out of their way to visit in the first place. I hate to beat a dead horse here, but this kind of shit is part of the reason why GG happened in the first place. Gaming """journos""" who are completely detached from the reality of whatever topic they're covering get payed money to do the equivalent of just shitting nonsense text all over the place. It's insulting, and it shouldn't be surprising why the people who feel passionately about this hobby would be mad about it.

>newest release of monster hunter which seems to have the most hype behind it and finally has mainstream appeal
>journalists describe what the game is like by using analogies to other video games
>WOW WTF JUST SAY ITS LIKE THE OTHER MONSTER HUNTERS GAMES FUCKING HELL EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW EXACTLY WHAT A MONSTER HUNTER GAME IS STOPO USIG ANALOGIES TO OTHER POPULAR FRACHIESES JUST TELL THEM ITS LIKE MONSTER HUNTER!!!

>implying that the "Dark Souls of ___" isn't an over used comparison that has been ridiculed for years at this point

it really makes me feel like batman

>Ugh I can't BELIEVE they would dare to make such a dumb comparison about my favorite game
>My game deserves RESPECT
>ugh, just ugh, I'm so offended

Ha ha, your a fag

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>Write shit review
>Clearly don't understand the combat
>Claim Dark Souls is "hitbox porn" if it is, it's a fucking snuff film
>People call you out for it
>WAAAAAAAAAAAH
S O Y B O Y S

It's soyboys vs manchildren

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Every game is dark souls now

>X is X (and here's why that's a good thing)

>that gif
fucking delet

That's not P4 Arena

Did you miss the reboot with Chris Pratt that made over a billion dollars? the one that's getting a sequel released this year?

What the fuck these retards mean by "hiding behind comments". If I write a comment then I fucking mean it. Do I have drive to his fucking home or workplace and tell that to him in person instead?