How much will I have to pay janny to clean this stinky mess up?

How much will I have to pay janny to clean this stinky mess up?

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"Healthy at any size"

>So fucking fat they can't even aim an asshole at a toilet

how the hell can you shit that much?
I once went 7 days without shitting and when I finally went to the toilet it still wasn't that much?

Dunno where you live... 50$ seems fair to me though.

i weigh 180 and i am positive some of my more violent blowouts would look like that if they werent contained to a porcelain parabola

this may come as a surprise but the custodians at Sup Forums are not given any monetary compensation whatsoever

How is that a surprise?
Posters aren't paid to post.

>amerisharts

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How much shit do you think a jaintor has to clean everyday?

I am, the JIDF pay me a lot of bucks to shitpost in Sup Forums.

>average_american_toilett.jpg
nice one

Not enough

This is honestly kind of sad. This is a disabled bathroom, so obviously some poor guy tried to get to the toilet before shitting himself, but couldn't get out of his wheelchair in time.

how much, also do they hire non-jews?

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6 millions shekels per posts.
You can be hired as long as you praise Satan.

OK, this is a new one.
I honestly thought I was well beyond being surprised by deviantart porn at this point. Well done.

Looks like they're already well equipped to handle this. I don't know off the top of my head the name of a "flour-like cleaning product that turns shit and chunks of puke into a solid block," but the first thing I would do is call up Home Depot and inquire about that. I'd sprinkle that all over the mess and then sweep up the shit that, again, has been made up into white solid chunks. Then I'd use that conveniently placed hose to spray everything off into the conveniently placed drain that in on the floor and then I would douse everything in bleach and mop it around vigorously before spraying it all of again and letting it air dry.

CLEAN IT UP, WAGEKEK

janitors should be paid the most out of all the laborers in any company

maybe his disability is sociopathy

Man, didn't think about it that way.
Poor guy.