Why do people suck so much at games?

Why do people suck so much at games?

Guy at work tells me he's playing a "new" game called Skyrim.. then goes on to refer to it as "Oblivion 4"... I told him I played it in 2011 and it was actually the Elder Scrolls 5. He adamantly refused to believe this.

Obese girl at work is always telling me she's a big nerd and a gamer. I told her I make maps for Half Life 2: she hadn't heard of Half Life nor knew what mapping was. She then told me her favourite game was Harry Potter on Wii.

Anyone got funny examples of people being completely retarded when it comes to gaming?

Pic related mfw

friend of mine has ~1000$ PC
>uses it to play FIFA 17

>I'M SO SUPERIOR TO THE NORMIES, LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE

Fuck off shlomo

people don't give a shit about games and just use self-tags they personally find cool
surprise, people actually give any fucks about very few things in their lives
grow up

With the automation era coming up I wonder what will non-gamer "normies" do as they'll have so much free time.

fight for the "right cause" like feminism and robot's rights I guess. humans need violence and struggle no matter what.

what type of hl2 maps you make? back when I was a teen I used to bash out l4d2 shit on the 'hammer, before I got into sfm

everyone will be musicians, writers, artists, sportspeople, or yes gamers.

Oh man, do I have to example for you.

>Frequent an image board that's based on video games
>Everyday there are quality threads where people post nothing but lewd pictures of video game girls
>Sometimes there is even discussion
>A lot of normies pretending to be good at/knowledgeable of video games
>Find this one thread where some user insults his coworkers
>He's getting triggered by people who know less about games than him
>Instead of acting like an adult and nodding and never talking to these people again he decided to come here and bitch on a board about Video Games even though it has nothing to do with any actual games
>This shit happens all the time

Man, I bet that faggot can't even beat Dark Souls on Nightmare difficulty!

Horror single player maps, just for fun I don't upload

Did you really have to put that much effort into this shit?

so many people buying high end pcs to play fucking old school runescape

Yes.

>spent time writing a paragraph to said faggot

fair play

Automation with millions immigrants tons of unenployment an more refugees, yoi do realise war is inevitable.

I had a roommate in college with probably a couple grand worth of games he never finished. I never had to buy a game living with him. They just sat in a drawer in the living room. He’d play them a couple hours, then move on to the next decent-big release like a goldfish resetting its memory every few minutes. He was obsessed with Persona as well, but he only ever played 3 up until you recruit Fuuka. Once he was done with playing an actual game for a couple hours he’d get on League of Legends and play it for hours upon hours and hours.

He was a really nice guy but his habits annoying, and he was super awkward and clueless.

>I got hammered New Years and bought Linkin Park’s discography on iTunes, me and our 3rd roommate have a good laugh about it next day and mocking scream along to “Crawling”
>He pokes his head out of his room and says “Don’t talk shit about Linkin Park”
>Both my roommates and I talking about music one night, he goes on to say “I love Daft Punk,” because “they’re so avant-garde.”
>a girl we both went to high school that was in his group of friends and he was trying to seduce behind her boyfriend’s back would constantly tell him “user (me) is so hot, when I’m over at your place I just want to sit on his lap and make out with him,” so when he left to get food while she was over and I came back from class one day I acted on it and he scurried into his room with a mountain of burgers when he walked in on it
>Girl I used to casual date and sleep with lived in our apartment complex, still wanted me, and used to let him take her out so she could get free meals and then come back to my place and drunkenly take advantage of me

And the grand finale

>My other roommate and I used to work nights, so we’d go to bed at like 4 in the AM, but he always set his alarm for 6:30, but he used his computer and speakers as an alarm, so it blasted the Kill la Kill theme song at max volume and we had to have an intervention with him

>BORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEE Y NO AUTIST LIKE ME ME
Nobody cares you retarded faggot, go back to Sup Forums and talk about how everything is cringe.

harry potter games are fun

obsessed

You're a bit of a fag, aren't you.

>DUDE I HAVE LIKE 200 HOURS IN GAME I LOVE IT
>200?
>YEAH DUDE I PLAY IT ALL THE TIME
>have to make up a number for myself to not come off as a turbo autist

This thread is a bunch of white knight faggots defending potentially nobody or fake gamers and halos plebs. I don't understand is everyone that goes to Sup Forums just a bunch of contrariate pussy feminist cunts?

>it's not pasta

>co-workers start talking about bethdesa games

Fake story, this is retarded

>implying they will need any of the plebs alive once their jobs are automated

>tell people i play video games all the time when really i'm just on Sup Forums and porn
someday the illusion will shatter but not today

>Friend has £2000 pc
>Uses it to play runescape

I shit you not

not everyone is a tryhard, OP

Don't be elitist about hobbies user.

>okay user, next question should pretty easy for you! On which website where "ragecomics" and "trollface" invented?
>u-uh its that Sup Forums thing right? Not that I know anything about it.
>nope user, answer is 9gag obviously
>WHAT FUCKING QUIZZ IS THIS, IT HAS TO BE A JOKE
>look it says right here on the card
>THEY'RE WRONG, GIVE ME THE POINT, JUST LOOK AT THE WIKI
>lol nobody cares about that user

Mmmhmm... OP again. I really don't frequent this board unless I'm really drunk. Also, did you read my post? That's a high level of dumbfaggotry from the people who work where I do. It's a big organisation with like 12,000 employees, I see and hear lots of people daily.

Post moar

Why do you suck so much at woodworking?

Those are just NPCs, that's why there's no detail to anything they do beyond a few surface-level flourishes

If only =D

Most people at most things and don't know much about anything. This includes Sup Forums. Everyone here has said something really dumb about something they think they understand but the ones who actually know their shit just decided not to say anything (like the people here when someone talks about video games) or simply weren't there.

Nice blog bro

fuck you for typing this what a waste of time