Let's play a game, Sup Forums

let's play a game, Sup Forums

as long as it's not a video game.
i hate video games.

Anyone wanna play some 2fort rn

*THE game

Sup Forums could go trough everything in all movies unscratched,it just doesn't play games

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Not this time you sick fuck!

Anyone wanna play some Duck Game

that trap looks expensive as fuck

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what's happening to him?

Lowered into a rotating spiral.

>Lets play a game
>backlog increases even more

No thanks

is that the bishop from vikings?

>still no trap where Jigsaw kidnaps some useless gamer soyboy and makes him beat a video game to escape a trap, but he is physically harmed irl everytime he messes up

So what's the point of this movie again? John's kill and so is that asshole from the last movie.

wait , where the heck is this one from?

But I only have an Xbox One.

>The Saw game wasn't about designing your own traps and starting a widespread Hostel like clinic of murder
>You'd have to manage budgets so you can fund even more elaborate traps, keep the business running and bribing any law officials who find out about your place
>If anyone survived a trap, you'd have to lock down your clinic and try to catch them before they free the whole clinic and come for you

the traps in the new movies are way too elaborate

I miss the simplicity of a pit full of needles or a chain around your ankle

A game? I love games!

The one that used to churn my stomach was the pit of needles

>CGI
Disgusting. The directors of the old ones would have built working versions and put a mannequin filled with blood squibs and meat in.

your latest dlc is shit

Traps in Jigsaw were great though. That laser one is simple, obviously the use of powerful lasers like that is fiction and just for fun, but the trap itself is one of the most simple ones of the entire series. The spiral was the most complex one but even then the decision versus the consequences are incredibly straightforward.
Spiral - hit the brake and you live
Lasers - confess and you live
Grain silo - pull a lever and you live
Hanging trap - inject correct needle and you live
Buckets - draw blood and you live
Way better than retarded shit like cut off body parts and drop them onto a weighing scale but put more weight on than your opponent.

>Hello, user. I want to play a game.
>Despite all the games in your steam library, you've been incessantly shit posting on Sup Forums for years instead of playing video games. You would willingly manipulate facts to shitpost about games you haven't played or to simply cause butt hurt among others. All in an attempt to make others as miserable as you and convince yourself of possessing superior taste - all while having lost your passion and calling in life a long time ago. Tonight, we'll see how far you'll go to defend your ego. The device you're wearing is set to explode in the case that you shitpost again about games you haven't played or otherwise bait for responses in shitty threads. The device will also explode if you fail to finish the latest sp game you played within four days. Make your choice.
>Let the game begin.

>crashes your game with no survivors

>last game was Prey

>GLOO it up to the pod ending
>jigsaw gets fucked

To be fair the practical effects present in Jigsaw were top tier, but those two instances of CGI were pretty fucking bad.

I just have a hard time believing that jigsaw (even with Amanda/Hoffman/Logan/Gordon helping) could reasonably build the spiral, crushing room, ice block trap, the rack, angel trap, etc during the last few years of his life.

The most elaborate thing in the first two saw movies is the reverse bear trap.

>Beat the only two SP games I've played in years 2 weeks ago
heh, gonna have to try harder next time.

The complexity of the traps has never been something I've ever cared about. The series started to embrace it's creative elements in the sequels and is better for it. Jigsaw's whacky schemes are way more ridiculous than any of the traps he constructs.

Yeh here

only the first movie was somewhat decent, how did people go and watch this trash for an additional 15 fucking years

Amanda is really fun so far, I like the stealthy playstyle.

Is this like a Tier list or is it just personal performance?