What can Microsoft and Sony learn from Nintendo to capture the nu-male demographic?

What can Microsoft and Sony learn from Nintendo to capture the nu-male demographic?

they could start by making games

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If Sony and Microsoft want to capitalize on the numale audience, they need to steal the Pokemon IP that attracts man children suffering from arrested development, and it would greatly help if the controller plastics and even package of the consoles heavily tainted with estrogen mimicking dyes; numales love estrogen mimickers.

el cerdo-hombre...

I don't think they can because the mouth breathers are attracted to the nostalgia of the Nintendo IPs, that's what makes it quirky. Maybe Crash Bandicoot remake captured some of that audience? But what about Microsoft? A Halo remake maybe, but Halo isn't quirky like Mario or Zelda. It's a little too metal to appeal to the sensitive image they're trying to project.

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huh, the only decent human beings in that picture are the ones with their mouths closed

>Sony
But they invented it.

>some of those pics don't even feature an actual soyface
You can tell the guy who made this was legit seething over the bantz

Post low-test filters

This kills the soyboy

Not him but I laughed at you not with you for spending your time on an image that doesn't even represent what you want it to.

Maybe try searching glasses, beard and balding next time as a starter.

> xbox “games”

> bruh it don’t count
Imagine being this sonyggr

Why post the worst ones from the series?

Oh yeah he really is SEETHING!
Imagine forcing a shitty meme but getting asspained when it's used against you.

How do we stop hypocrite nu-sonymales?

We finish this fight

with cats

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What's the Sega equivalent of these soylads?

you posting this picture every day doesn't make it any funnier

>soyboys already triggered

like clockwork, maybe this is more to your soyboy liking

Reminder

>i-it doesn't count!!
o i am laffin

Why is Ricky Berwick there? He physically can't stop making retarded faces.