John Cena to play Duke Nukem in a motherfucking Duke Nukem movie. I'm gonna see it but I know it'll flop...

John Cena to play Duke Nukem in a motherfucking Duke Nukem movie. I'm gonna see it but I know it'll flop. Will this kill the series for good? they should have gotten Arnold. It might have actually sold if they got Arnold

hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/john-cena-talks-star-video-game-adaptation-duke-nukem-1077194

arnold raped so he can't be employed

IM HERE TO CHEW ASS

Naturally it could be a good parody of over the top 90s action movies. Too bad it won't be that.

I don't know. Ages ago we were told we were getting a DOOM movie starring The Rock. A DOOM movie, starring THE ROCK. It should've been fucking great.

I feel the same way about this? How're they going to fuck it up? It should just 80-90 minutes of stupid one liners, and over the top stupid action with tits and hoards of slaughtered pig-men. They'll probably make it some big blue laser-world destroying-revenge-dark-gritty-"realistic" awful forgettable, barely recognisable from the source material, mess.

in fairness, the first person segment in DOOM is pretty great. The rest of the movie is garbage, of course.

It better be Last Action Hero 2 or it's shit. Will they go the PG route or try and cash in on those Deadpool bucks?

That's basically what duke nukem was. The argument to the absurd parody of the 90s action hero. To make him funny now you'd have to turn him into a good boy.

>DUKE film with game tie in
FUCK YEAR, duke needs to come back, he deserves a true sequel

I honestly like the DOOM movie as a whole, it's dumb but it's fun

Well this is one of the few movies that will actually be ruined if they DONT make it cheesy as fuck and cancerously over the top.

It is good, dumb fun for some splosions and what not, but they totally missed on the aesthetic and atmosphere. Doom, despite being sci fi action is still a horror game. I'm not saying making it a schlocky horror would be better to watch, but having some of that dread and isolation in the movie would have made it better.

I think the movie was trying to capture the feel of 3 with it being dark and spooky instead of the first two games

>wanting a fucking gearbox game

fuck off randy

both randy and burch dont work there anymore or are too cucked to do anything

the only human on earth that could make a duke nukem game is mel brooks

>duke nukem movie confirmed
>still no trailers or release date for borderlands 3
I just want the game to come out and flop

>we're getting a Duke Nukem movie adaption now that the entire IP is owned by Gearbox

the motherfucker that used that Monkeypaw would you please off yourself, it wasn't supposed to end like this

>The only human on Earth that could make a Duke Nukem game is Mel Brooks

Mel Brooks would miss big time on the appropriate and requisite explosive action segments desu.

Let Paul Verhoeven direct it.

>Gearbox Nukem

>john cena as duke nukem
the more I imagine this the more it seems to work

he just won't be able to do the voice

>but it's gonna be bad!
no shit

Mel Brooks?
I love some of his movies but he's never made anything remotely like a Duke Nuken style. I don't even remember there being any violence in his films.
You'd just end up with a watered down Sledge Hammer!

As said, give it to Verhoeven, McTiernan or someone like them

>Wojak
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