Markarth

Markarth.

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At least it was before I had two number 45s

haha truly epic xD

Dragonborn you a straight up busta.

my favorite city. but I always RP'd as forsworn. dont get the hate for markarth.

b-b-but normies like it

>corruption
>poverty
>everything is made of fucking stone
>shitty people
>confusing layout

Markarth is the definition of uncomfy.

It's an interesting place in Skyrim but I find it creepy and disturbing sometimes.

>woman gets stabbed as soon as you enter
>get framed and sent into jail
>molag bal's spooky house
Nah fuck that place

Even the Markath jail is somehow corrupt and filled with crime rings
Truly the worst of cities.

FUCK the jail part.

>tiny as fuck
>everyone's a dick
>Forsworn thing ultimately goes nowhere
>Silver-Bloods never get their comeuppance
>Madanach is never relevant again
>no good overhaul mods

Bal's quest was so fucking stupid holy shit.

>tfw shouting multiple guards off the cliffs and stairs

They always bunch up together when you fast travel or wait.

>not saving the woman

The quest where you get framed was so fuking nonsensical and full of holes it was like a sieve.
The plot actually infuriated me so much I massacred the entire town once I finished it.

it's another skyreddit thread

This except I rape her afterwards

>dick-tower isn't interesting at all (I expected a wizard's abode or something) and you can't live there

the mine with the waterwheel/fall is kinda comfy though

>it's another "I don't like a game because it's also popular among normies" guy
If it's fun just play it, user. Don't worry about what others might think of you.

>R-Reditt likes Skyrim! Sup Forums can't enjoy it!!! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS REEEEEEEEE!!!!!

There, I made any posts you would have made in this thread for you. Now take this (You) and go.

but it's also on nintendo switch

no, it's actually an objectively shit game with nonsensical writing, terrible factions, garbage combat, a horrible engine and is barely an rpg. how about you take your shit taste and wrong opinions to reddit where you came from

>Skyrim is a critical and commercial smash hit
>even Famitsu gave it a perfect score
>according to the average Sup Forums poster it's a shit game even though they're basically guaranteed to have hundreds of hours logged

this board is silly

I enjoyed it and evidently many others did too, if you don't like it that's fine but you don't need to shit up a thread other people are enjoying because of your differing opinions.
Of course it's objectively a buggy mess of a game, everyone knows that you retard. You're not blowing any minds by saying what literally everyone knows.

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These. Cool from the standpoint of being a uniquely designed ancient city, but the place is not comfy and kind of a hassle to be in.

Yes cry about it, your tears sustain me. Now watch me post in this Skyrrim thread as I play some more Morrowind with Tamriel Rebuilt.

your opinion is wrong, reddit

The overworld music has to be, it's REALLY REALLY comfy.

>that absolute kino prison break mission

>trying to fit in THIS hard

wew

you're a subhuman so i actually feel sorry for you

maybe you should return to reddit/neogaf where you'll actually fit in and not out yourself a redditor all the time

epic post xd!

There's literally nothing wrong with reddit

I still love the exploration and architecture, but everything you said is true. Definitely didn't do much with all the potential it had. Can't believe there aren't any good mods that expand on all that shit.

go and stay go

Let me guess...
Someone stole your sweetroll

HEARD THEY'RE REFORMING THE DAWNGUAAAAAAAAAARD

I always got lost in it and it was my first target for mass slaughter.

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Don't talk to my son nor I ever again.

amiriiiite XD

I hate that cunt selling the meat and the fact I can't bring justice to him.

I KNOW YOUR KIND, ALWAYS SNEAKING ABOUT

The beggar is worse.

I forget, what did he do?

he's just an asshole

>mfw walking there in the VR version

Truly the most strategic location to build a city.

Why not? you can kill him.

Also he's a cannibal so even more reason to do so

>REEEEEEEEE, GO BACK!!!!! WHY WON'T YOU ALL GO BACK????

Always a pleasure. How about you go back to whatever shithole you came from. seeing as you are feeling out of place among us?

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>an even more crime-riddled and irredeemable shithole than the city that houses the literal thieves guild
Let the forsworn have it.

What is it with Bethesda and their refusal to use "bad" words (bitch, whore, fuck, shit etc. etc) in their games? I've always wondered about that.

I know, I don't consider killing him as justice.

*tricks you into pledging your soul to Nocturnal for no reason*

soul trap him and then enchant him into some shitty piece of equipment and drop it into one of those shit buckets then?

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Now there's a idea, I'll do that next run, thanks.

I never fucking understood this.
Why was this needed, how does it work if I serve the Sithis?

So can you kill all the guards in Markarth or do they spawn infinitely for the 'you're going to the mines' bit?
Also "people saw you masked invisible muffled man!"

yeah they do it in Fallout why not TES, they're both equally violent

you could also install some sex toy mods, enchant him into a buttplug and then reverse pickpocket him into nazeem

Technically Sithis isn't really a entity, he's a concept. Nocturnal is an actual entity, and probably one of the most powerful Daedra at that.

Still, Thieves Guild questline is fucking shit. I would maybe stomach it if it wasn't for the unlikable cunt NPCs.

Senna best girl

>assfaggots didnt like the Oz prison quest
Probably coming bottom bitches.

So, when I die, do I serve Sithis in the void or Nocturnal in wherever?

>sell your soul to become a bad ass bat
guess who really got fucked over in the end

Ah, the town where I experienced horrible quest glitches that made realize what a shit game Skyrim is.

someone post that fine ass noctural booty plz I know she had the milkshake

No one really knows what will happen to TLD when he/she dies. TLD is a duality aspect of both Akatosh and Lorkhan, so they have dibs no matter what.

I fucking hate this place.
I just came to have a drink with my friend Sam and suddenly I wake up in this town of nested conspiracy and corruption, where LITERALLY every person is up to some creepy, nefarious bullshit. I mean fuck, I came here to play Skyrim not The Witcher.

GOAT aesthetic though. Love me some Dwemer ruins.

TLD is a fucking slut when it comes to his soul

Normal people cant pledge their souls to multiple deadra. If you do that your spul would be sundered to pieces at worst or just be kicked out at best.

Youre a dragon born. Human body dragon soul, dragons fly around in the cosmos or something and become gods i guess. Idk i wish trainwiz was here. But then shit would devolve into dwarves and morrowind

Isn't it weaker than your base for due to, you know, not having gear that makes Daedric artifacts look like toy swords
Also
>Can't side with the Silver Hand and exterminate the furry scourge
Truly shameful

That's up to the player though. And really, since Lorkhan is technically dead Akatosh likely has all rights. Then again you can make a case of TLD being absorbed into the Talos oversoul as well considering that Talos the deity is a reunification of Akatosh/Lorkahn.

You can cure Farkas and Vilkas and yourself of the beast blood, leaving only Aela.

>ha, what is this, /r/gaming?!
>d-do I fit in yet, I heard this is where I can be contrarian from my friends on t_d
Seriously, user?

It's especially weird because there was nudity in the earlier games and there's still stuff here and there like the bunkhouse dibella worshiper being a nympho or the necrophiliac dunmer in Oblivion but recent installments still feel almost prudish sometimes.

How come when you're doing the battle for whiterun as a stormcloak Mr. Battleborn of the great clan battleborn, a name I'm sure you've heard, declares himself jarl with no one elses' input and no one says anything?
I get replacing the jarl but aren't the battleborns notorious empire bootlickers? and even if they switch sides NO ONE would trust a fucking snake like that to run a city, it's not like they opened the gates or anything

If I'm supposed to be the all powerful dragonborn that everyone dickrides all game then why not let me have a choice in this. Can I kill him? What happens after that?

>not using helmets with open slits
>can't see the guards eyes
Garbage. There are mods for that you know.

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The Battleborn guy never takes over, the Grey Mane dude who bums around the companions mead hall all day does.

That's not what happened in mine wtf

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>He missed mentioning the cannibals and the two sorcerers trying to control dwemer automatons to conquer the world

nah, TLD is Shor and will drink comfy mead in Sovngarde the day he dies. No daedra or aedra can take TLD soul.

>Get raped and led to bloody ritual
>Get raped and killed
>Have his body torn apart and eaten by a bunch of cunt cannibals
>Bloody orgy followed after your death
>Ritual massacre afterwards

My favorite quest from that midget cunt town

Second time Ive seen that pic, wheres it from?

Oblivion had penis and Skyrim had at least one use of whore and bitch respectively

the blue haired girl is Cirno from the TouHou game series

Are lv1 runs easy mode in skyrim like they were in oblivion?

ye, but it's harder to stay level 1 because you don't need to sleep to level up and xp gets thrown your way in huge quantities

As long as you don't accidentally enter the perk tree screen from the menu it's easy. No idea what playing with high level skills and no perks would be like though, especially since a lot of perks are damage modifiers.

TLD is Shor/Lorkhan and Akatosh. Being Dragonborn directly links him to Akatosh.

Is skyrim on ps3 working and can it be modded?Poorfag here without pc.

It works, alright. No modding.

There was the rape story in Skyrim.

You just go back to being Shor when you die.

Enjoy not being able to do anything once your file size grows to big