New Sonic 06 glitch
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Let's be honest you just want a rouge thread don't you?
They recently also found a new grain of sand in the Sahara.
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How the fuck this can even happen?
source?
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hilarious but why the fuck would anyone do this
The point is more that the glitch just makes no sense.
Why would the lasers even rotate over time?
Imagine wasting your free time discovering shit like this.
Even shitposting is more productive.
Because poor code obviously. Still kind of amazing.
Don't flatter yourself
Why shouldn't it? Gotta appreciate the few times I find someone more autistic than I.
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Get in line yo
Holy shit this game is broken
Whose the present for rouge? Are you giving it to someone or did someone give it to you
It's valentine's day chocolate.
>getting her lipstick ready
Probably got the gift from a client and about to see another one
The entire game is falling apart as you play
Its held together with celotape
>it's says here that the lasers rotate extremely slowly, couldn't that be glitch?
>dude we have like 4 months left to finish this whole game and that's what you're hung up on?
This is the QPU glitch?
>having a hobby is autistic
Says the user who shitposts on Sup Forums daily
>waiting over an hour to do it
WOW, who cares
Never played 06 but I didn't know Rouge was playable in it. Neat.
same, I've never seen footage of her
Likely due to some kind of floating point imprecision in the coordinates that is ever so slightly being changed with each update of the game loop.
It's the game that just keeps giving.
I wonder if anything else moves over time then
Unless the way it rounds numbers is very, very stupid that'd only produce imperceptible random jittering rather than consistent slow movement in one direction.
It seems like those lasers are anchored at one point and then have a direction and length. Anything that radiates similarly would have the same behavior, presumably.. A giant door maybe. I'm not sure why the laser wall would be coded any differently than any other static but movable/removable game world object though. Surely not every fucking box and random object is slowly rotating.
that's bizarre
The gift that keeps on giving, even after nearly 12 years.
Why is she so perfect
thibb
well at-least it's a glitch that no amount of QA would've found,it takes twelve whole minutes to be noticeable and a whole hour before the gap to go through is made though why the fuck the lasers are moving at all is weird in itself as they're mostly static visually
>Habbodude
>Matospectoru
Which one is the artist?
there are people literally playing this game for gliches now? I mean I thought the Mario 64 PU guy was sad but this!?
Matospectoru, probably.
Both of them. If you meant who drew it, I think it's matospectoru.
You say this as though it's new. Who else is playing Sonic 06 in 2018?
>now
That's LITERALLY why anyone played the game, after realizing it was a piece of shit. People deliberately did the same thing to Sonic upon release.
How people find these dumpy, sphere-headed characters sexy is beyond me.
Im not fapping to the shape of their heads
Might help to look at everything that ISN'T the sphere head with Rouge, for starters.
so how many X presses does this save you
Yeah. Square heads, on the other hand, instant boner.
silver a best boy
rouge a washed up hag
Why do fags type like retards nowadays?
/v is autistic, that's a fact, but retarded kids pretending to be autistic is just sad.
Also Silver a homo
5 minutes
Big if true
I thought I had a decent idea of how games work, but after seeing this I just have no idea. Like I would have thought it'd be some static collision thingy, and a static graphic doohickey.
Whatever, as long as they work I guess.
Silver's not best anything, he's the most boringly useless character in the whole franchise. He has literally nothing going for him. All he accomplished was fucking up best girl's backstory, which was retconned back in Generations anyways.
"_____ a _____" isn't anything new. Asuka's been a shit for God knows how long now.
Amazing
that pose at 2:46 tho
I want to motorboat a cartoon bat.
>expect something rad
>it's literally just waiting while the game breaks itself
>have to show off just one particular glitch
>glitches like ten times before even getting to the spot with the glitch
I love you Sonic 06
Kinda neat to see that 06 is so shit that you can, in fact, just wait until it breaks itself.
i need some bat tits
Fucking DsS how does he do it.
HOW MANY GLITCHES TODAY
WILL YOU RUN INTO WHEN YOU'RE PLAY
As someone who has never played Sonic 06, this looks a lot like the Sonic Adventure Knuckles/Rouge levels.
This looks like it could be fun honestly
It's buggy, the movement is stiff and unfun, the level design is flat and uninteresting.
Game is horribly unfinished, story is a mess. Level design is poor. Controls suck.
etc.
:(
>dumpy, sphere-headed
...
I just want to use her as a living ona hole good damn
stupid sexy bat
So what's next for Sonk, anyway? Mania, despite the fact that it went troo frar, was probably the best platformer of 2017. Forces on the other hand didn't go frar enough at all.
Don't say "movie", there's not going to be a movie.
If SEGA has any dignity left, fire/demote Iizuka and Nakamura, Promote Christian Whitehead as new director of Sonic Team, hire more fans to program the Sonic games, like Utopia team or vid related youtube.com
my fucking DICK
I desperately want Sonic Team to go out on a limb and make an M-Rated Rouge game. I imagine it starting like this
>Rouge wakes up out of bed looking all tired and plain-looking without make-up, though still incredibly sexy in its own way
>She takes a shower, gets dressed, and applies her make-up. Transforming into the Rouge that we all know and love
>Story features her as a strong-willed femme fatale who isn't scared to get violent if things don't go her way
>NO OTHER SONIC CHARACTERS IN SIGHT, she only deals with humans, donut steal original characters, and maybe Shadow. The story doesn't need to be dumbed down by Sonic rearing his ugly head
>tfw autosaged inevitable rouge porn
guess im stuck with e621
Sonic but going open world several years too late after seeing how nintendo did it
Boom S3 when
id play it
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>tfw Rouge will never give you a big smooch
I wanna fuck that bat
In what way would that produce jittering? If it were slowly converging on a point it would continuously go towards that direction.
i want to fuck blaze desu
here's my version:
>you play as rouge
>you get fucked in the ass by enormous dongs
like,subscribe and donate to patreon
>Huge open world hub area with realistic forests and mountains and lakes to run around in and complete sidequests
>hub world contains portals to the main, more traditional-style Sonic levels with loops and springs and shit
Thoughts?
There's also /trash/.
At least it would be interesting. We desperately need something in the series with fresh gameplay.
This
Only if it's by humans. Mobians are made for taking human dicking.
The industry at large would give Sonic Team so much shit for this but fuck em, I want the fuck out of a M-rated Rouge game.
Thanks DsS.
not even kidding this shit would rake in mad bucks. Just change the name to, like, "Thief the Flying Fox" so you don't get sued
yo that sounds tight
Okay but why would someone waste all that time when it would be quicker to just kill the enemies?
Nice glitch, OP. Really invigorating.
I want to make Rouge into a pure loving housewife.
The glitch is more about exploiting the game's poor programming at all rather than efficiency.
I want to sample Rouge's cookies.
fur head > leather head
A game about a tiny cartoon vixen taking the HMD would probably be banned in like half of western countries.
I miss Rooj. Was she at least IN Forces?
Well, that's just the premise. I'm not entirely sure how the gameplay should work and what the conflict of the story is. I think to make the game more mature and less kiddy that Rouge should have more weight to her movement (as opposed to how she floaty she moves in Sonic 06, see OP's video). She'd walk heavy, swaying her hips and tits around in a sexual manner.
What we know about Rouge is that she steals expensive jewels and uses her sexual charm to get her way and in the case where that doesn't work she'll fight for it (fighting Knuckles in SA2 for the Chaos Emerald). So I guess such a game should be built around that, but we also know that she's a good person at heart who will do the right thing, so maybe at some point she needs to rescue some poor weak girl who has been kidnapped and at the same time she'll be a strong female rolemodel for the girl who was kidnapped.
Oh yes, this is what I mean by "just woken up" Rouge
>digitaldomain123
As an absolute fag/g/ot I want it to be explained.
How on earth you can program this shit? Why? What's going on?
>M-Rated Rouge game
Nothing you suggested is especially M-rated. You could pull off all that in a T game. Unless you really wanted to really get explicit with the afforementioned "shower scene." Or have her swear like a sailor. Or have humans exploding in showers of blood.