Why haven't you gotten a WR (world record) on a speedrun yet, user?

Why haven't you gotten a WR (world record) on a speedrun yet, user?

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I have a real job and I'm not transgender.

I don't want to turn into a tranny

Because it's not an accomplishment. It's the opposite of an accomplishment.

Im not a tranny and I hate cheating

Speedrunners all eventually wear themselves out and grind runs in their game of choice that eventually the game isn't even fun to them anymore, if it ever was to start with. I have already ruined my favorite game of all time by playing it to death, I can't finish playthroughs of it or boot it up without feeling like it's part of me that's stagnant and a reminder of joy I can't experience anymore, why the fuck would I do that to all of the other games I happen to love with such a waste of time as speedrunning?

Seriously, why is every speedrunner a tranny? There isn't a single real girl who does speedruns.

because autism and transexuality are connected somehow

The only worth of speedrunning is watching other people do it to see if any skips they discover can be used to make playing the game easier, and not necessarily faster

>spend thousands of hours playing one game, or even one level of one game to get a 10 second high
or
>take my time and enjoy the games I like, replay if I really enjoyed it but move on otherwise

>speedrun
Sorry I'm a score chaser, not a tranny

because I have a shred of self-respect
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>two minutes in
>I already want to die

I guess autists have no chance of having sex with a girl so they decide to become one instead.

holy fuck its like hes trying to do his best goth kid impression, this is so bad.

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She would be almost attractive if not for that man walk.

Because the game I was interesting in speedrunning is faster on another console that I wouldn’t want to shell out for.

>she

Because when I play a game I like, I'm not interested in ending it as fast as I can.

Not enough patience and skill to pull it off.

0 fucking femine

Autist who's into TG here. I don't know if the fetish is just my way to balance the fact that trannies don't pass.

>she

Speedrunning is for people not intelligent/skilled enough for competitive multiplayer games.

What game and what console?

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>5 o clock shadow
>Mile wide shoulders
>Terrible makeup
>she
>Almost attractive

I have a TWR on Super metroid

wut category

That poor fucking man.

I actually enjoy playing the games and not trying to trim off a best time.
the games I enjoy the most are the ones I don't want to finish the quickest.

Botw and it’s faster on the Wii U. I have it for the switc, but shit I ain’t rebuying the same ass game twice

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i did not expect that shit, those legs are the first thing in years that has managed get pass my trap/trans detector

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I care about games and I don't see them as some conquest to take as a trophy to one up others with autism.

Any

Stupid question but what the hell could as well try some obscure game that has like 2 players. How does that even work? Just post a video and say that this is what I did?

But I did. Haven't done a run in months though.

Why doesn't it just wear a hat or beanie or whatever? From the neck down, he's pretty good

looks like the fastest Wii U run is around 36 seconds faster than the best Switch run. are you looking at going for WR times or are you just making excuses my dude? Was something found exclusive to the Wii U version other than loading times?

lol yeah ok kid