Features the Nintendo Phone would have

Features the Nintendo Phone would have.

lack of apps

Phone informs you when someone near you is using the same app as you

cardboard selfie stick

Useless apps for soccer moms

The phone hardly gets used and is more of a pocket accessory

Cardboard case

Expansion Antennae

They market their one official Nintendo app per year as the greatest thing ever but in reality it does less than a million other cross brand apps

use friend codes instead of phone numbers

The ability to answer calls auto-matically with "It's a Me *whoever your name is*"

Nintendo Phone Plus is released 2 years later with a bigger screen size

2018 model uses Samsung Galaxy S4 hardware

Super Mario 2 is installed oem and cannot be removed easily

joy con rails on the side for official nintendo mobile game compatibility

240p display

monster hunter

Pokemon Trading becomes easier than ever.

The variety on the Bing Bing Wahoo Store would make the old Windows Store look like paradise.

Nintendo and Apple world start a war to see who can offer the least amount of options on the most outdated hardware for the biggest amount of money.

Netflix in 2031
240p screen
Opera Browser
Runs on java

Bingtones

A camera with a wide range of filters

Augmented Reality Zelda game

No phone numbers but instead friend codes

Tutorial video outlining use of the phone's parental control features, showing Bowser quickly covering Jr's eyes and snatching the phone away from him.

You need to route all phone calls through a connected Nintendo console.

You are also unable to dial any numbers without first having that person's friend code.

>Comes in colours neon red, neon blue and grey!