ITT: terrible remakes/remasters

ITT: terrible remakes/remasters

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Does it only count if the original is terrible like yours?

this post will trigger all the soyboys, but I need to post it

The physics are also fucked in all the All Stars remakes.

That's not true though. The PS3 version used pre-rendered cutscenes however the PS4 uses in-game models. Outside of those cutscenes everything else is improved quite a bit.

>suppose to be inside of a pipe
What? I always assumed the pipes lead to underground areas.

They do, the song is even called "Underground"

What game am I looking at?

As someone who has never played these games, it looks like this image was created from someone's nostalgia.

There are reasons beyond aesthetics why the originals are superior in this case.

>never played a Mario game
>thinks anybody gives a shit what you say

Pretty much all GBA games look like they were made by chinese bootleggers for some reason.

>comparing a remake to a mod
>ignoring the rest of moon being 100x better
plebian

Who is he?

>supposed to be a pipe, not a cave
there's literally a pipe at the end of the level
retarded image retarded poster

>Lego bricks are out of place, but dark space with stars isn't

Don't be a retard.

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I tried the Tony Hawk HD demo, it felt like a pretty shitty recreation of the game, and worst of all it felt like 20 fps.

>Clean readable sprites and background
So is the new version, unless you're retarded and went "OH NOES, THAT BIT OF MOSS ON THE WALL IS CLEARLY A GOOMBA!"

Agree with everything except that "hurr durr pipe not cave" bullshit. Remove it already you low IQ faggot. It gives contrarians material to nitpick and makes the whole comparison look bad.

All of Zombie Chronicles maps look absolutely fucking amazing with shit ton of more detail than the originals. You're high, OP.

>just fuck my remake up

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no way, there's no way, right?

>soulless remake

Is it too early to say SotC?

cod black ops
specifically two zombies maps

user.. That's Stephanie Joosten, Quiet from MGSVTPP

Yes, bwcause it will btfo Sup Forums once again as all the other ps4 games.

Why is the right soulless?

Looks pretty good to me.

The 32 bit Kirby style is far too aesthetic for me to give a fuck. I had never played a 2D Nintendo game that looked that fucking nice.

bro call of duty games are all unique and master pieces :^)

Most of the things it points out are actual flaws. But some things were improved - the SMB1 Mario sprites are shown jumping because it's one of the few poses that aren't derpy as fuck.

Also a lot of early SNES games look worse than NES games because the artists used the extra 12 colors to shade everything with even gradients so everything looks like it's made out of pillows.

Bulletstorm. Because it is the same game but for 60$ pricetag now. Fuck Randy Cuckford.

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lol what salty SOnY nigger made this?

the day nintendo died

Cave Story.

Mostly it looks like someone just ran an upscaling algorithm on the original art, but sometimes they took the time to add extra detail in the stupidest places.

The remade soundtrack, though, is much worse - replacing a custom made chiptune engine with 90s midi.

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It looks much better than the average remake, but the title of is right. The art direction is fucked.

The individual elements are really well drawn - the backgrounds, tiles, and tree in the first screen are fantastic. I'd play a game that looked that good. But they didn't bother making it look like it belonged in the same game.

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what game is this?

What is up with remakes and trying to squeeze everything into the brand? The person who modeled that fish knew what a cheep cheep was, that's not what they were going for, why is it a cheep cheep now.

You can't remaster that which wasn't mastered in the first place

I know the bottom left nazi map is from COD:BO zombies. The rest must be from BO3 or 2.