Carboard meme thread go

carboard meme thread go

>guy cut in half isnt ps4 goldface
do better

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stay mad sonnygger

I got banned 3 days for posting one of these. Jannies are fucking gay.

>goldface
>Sony poperty

>that pic
kek

The nintendo fan is one caught in perpetual childhood. those same simple symbols of cartoony adventure with their caricaturized proportions, expressions and movements eagerly anticipated year after year, generation after generation. The unchanging symbols and their fans are punctuated by the irony of an adult clinging to their youth by roleplaying as a character that never seems to grow, and never faces a new challenge save for rescuing peach in a new generation of console and for a different (see-increased) sticker price. As the backlight fades from the gaming tablet, perhaps these young adults will notice-despite the best efforts of denial, projection, and neglect, the face reflected in the black mirror. Patched with sporadic instances of the hair denoting manhood, the visage may elicit the emotion and expression everyone else has had upon seeing an adult cowered over a toy displaying cartoon animations, which emanate, with every spastic movement of the grotesquely protruding joysticks- comical, unrelenting, and inappropriate repetitive sounds known to assuage the emotions of the autistic: disgust

Not him, but it was originated with the leak here on Sup Forums and then the announcement of Bloodborne being PS4 exclusive.

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Can I be FUCKING real for a second?

This community is fucking atrocious right now. You're all acting like a bunch of whiny, entitled little babies.

A tiny team of people made an entire universe for you to explore. A universe of cardboard. They made it for YOU, and they're going to wake up tomorrow morning and see that instead of enjoying it, this community of "fans" picked out the 3 or 4 things that weren't perfect and are using that to fucking riot.

Guess what? The switch was never going to be perfect. It was never going to live up to your hype. It was never going to be everything you'd ever want in a console.

What it WAS going to be was an impossibly big console filled with good gaemz and weird shit. I just played it for 2 hours and it was exactly that. What more do you want?

Is it buggy? Sure. Is it repetitive? Maybe. Is the inventory system imperfect and the multiplayer feature questionable and the structure unclear? Sure, fine.

But holy shit what do these people OWE YOU?

How fucking entitled do you have to be to explore the possibilities of cardboard and then say "yeah but..."

We should all be fucking weeping in our chairs right now at the sheer size and scale of the achievement. We should be showering the people behind this thing with the praise they deserve for pulling off one of the most inspiring games in recent memory.

Nintendo doesn't owe you the world. Yet they gave you cardboard.

If you have the fucking audacity to complain about it then you don't deserve it and you were never fans in the first place.

Why would you encourage that retardation?

Is this reddit copy pasta?

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Damn this is better than mine.

I highly doubt anyone is going to make any more of these. People will just dump the ones they saved like me.

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The only good post in this thread.

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Change it to "it just sell"

LaaL because he actually plays video games like shitty ObbO who watchs with his fucked up giant eyes

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