>got my mom and sister into vidya
>started off with single player games
>then they wanted to get into multiplayer
>scared that spergs would be nasty to them because they're women
>decide to play with them to keep any spergs in line
>get them into Overwatch
>they love it
>they want to play competitive but I'm already in a clan
>they fucking make me playing competitive with them
>fucking fall all the way to bronze
Please help me. How do I make them hate vidya again?
it took me a solid 15 seconds to figure out that image
>oh no, my fake internet points
Shut up and be a good brother and son and play with your family
Make an alt you retard, don't act like people don't sell OW accounts for cheap
If you did your job right you should have imposed the seriousness of being of the same experience to be in a clan, so you shouldnt worry.
>Getting women into video games
You are part of the problem
What single player video games did you use to use to get your mom and sister into video games?
Is that Age of Empires?
Rapelay
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>Be lucky enough to be able to share one of your passions with your mother and sister
>Potential for great laughs and bonding you will remember for the rest of your life
>Potential to have fond memories with your mother sharing a hobby not many people will ever share with their parents
>gets mad about competitive ranking in a fucking casual game
I accidentally got my mom hooked on pokemon go and I got to say that going out in public with her is the most embarrassing thing ever now like she's been playing everyday since it came out, she's always asking me questions about who's better(which i never know since it's not the same as the regular games) and who evolves into what, I really just thought it was cool how you could catch something in your backyard and I wanted to show her but never did I imagine she would actually play it
what video jougego is that?
This is like my mother and fallout shelter.
Be a massive fallout fan my whole life.
Never thought I'd ever hear my mother use the words "stimpaks" and "deathclaws" in the same sentence.
She's been playing it since it came out.
>the position of those houses
*inhales*
>caring about your fake internet points when you're not even good enough to carry two shitters to silver
Family above all else faggot. Fuck your clan.
>tfw played age of empires with dad when i was 11
>tfw play age of empires with my dad and younger brother now that I am 27
>tfw we always get fucking wrecked, and the only one carrying us is pops
>make great memories, laugh about shit, knowing one day when dad dies i wont be able to touch age of empires anymore
this is from reddit isnt it
First step is to stop hating yourself, user
women cant play games
stop fucking posting these retarded threads
mercy is not a character, its a health pack of estrogen that will throw a fit if you dont get your heal fast enough
they have a lower iq for a reason, its not even funny att this point to see this thread daily.
'amerimutts are fucking retarded
you lack normal genetics, you are imbred with blacks
you have nothing of value, you are ruled by jews
and they use you to futher mix down the gene pool so we can all have 90 jew tier genetic disabilities from birth just like jews do
i seriously hope i get to see the downfall of america and you selfdestructing
it will be glorious.
>they want to play competitive but I'm already in a clan
hahaha what the fuck
So you fell from silver I take it?
Is this some new pasta?
People are still in clans? That's still a thing?
>How do I make them hate vidya again?
Better question would be: how do I take them to platinum.
My mom and sister played nes games
AoE2
You're joking but my mom once asked me if there were adult video games.
When I told her there weren't much and they were mostly made by foreign companies she said that it was such a waste.
people create makeshift walls with houses all the time
My mom died and my brother is hundreds of miles away, fuck you OP. Enjoy this time. Trust me.
She wants to bang.
It was an embarassing conversation, since I'm really prudish, and I don't want to know about my own mother's business in bed, but the way she went on her reasoning was basically that it's a waste in a business sense, and that it would let people get their rock off without anyone having to actually degrade themselves because, you know, it's fucking virtual.
Also, I'm not dumb to think that even my own mother doesn't have needs, as I said I'm prudish, but I realize that fucking is part of being human.
I play Overwatch comp with my sister, im a diamond bastion torb main. She plays Orisa and is in Gold ( I carried her )
Its really fun
fuck what everyone says
Just have fun with your sister. I know an afghan guy who seems happy and has a good career (aerospace engineer in bombardier). He exactly sounds like the voice from Bioshock vending machines. He laughs like that too. But inside he is suicidal. He's an orphan. He lives in a dark room alone. He's whole life he only wanted a family but he doesnt have one.
What am I saying? I mean enjoy playing with your sister and mom. Even if they bring your sr to less than 500. Have fun.
OP
>Be lucky enough to be able to share one of your passions with your mother and sister
>Potential for great laughs and bonding you will remember for the rest of your life
>Potential to have fond memories with your mother sharing a hobby not many people will ever share with their parents
>Introduce them to Overwatch
You don’t. You tell them that they can play in their own clan without you, and you find another casual game to play with them.
Also, just because it’s Sup Forums and I hate the game, I think you are your family are all shitheads with bad taste for liking some baby game like Overwatch. Go play R6Siege like a fucking adult.
Why overwatch tho
Too late. You created your monster, and now you'll have to suffer, Dr. Frankenstein.
what is it?
Did people clap and or give you a dollar?
>try to get my sister into gaming
>wiggles around the right analog stick in an attempt move
>tell her that it's the left analog stick that you have to use in order to move
>sister wiggles around the left analog stick
>doesn't figure out that the direction you move in is associated with the direction of your left analog stick
>gives up
Why are women so dumb?
>sister keeps trying to get me to play games
This, they reset anyway so what's the fucking point?
Your mom sounds smart and hot.
Why not show them a coop game?
Try to play something like L4D 2 with them. It's a multiplayer game where the sperging is minimal, it's fun and you can enjoy quality time with your family.
It'll probably be competitive enough without it getting too autistic, too.
Suck her dick and she'll leave you alone.
>Suck her dick and she'll leave you alone.
Bad advice, suck her dick once and she'll keep coming back for more
roasties love overwatch
Don't listen to him.
I promise I won't ask to you to do it more than once.
>play aoe2 with my friends
>one of then builds a wonder and insta-wins
>40 minutes of building horseback army wasted
>lose all interest stop playing
yeah fun while it lasted