This game sucks, all you do is shoot the ground and your opponents are all 5 years old

This game sucks, all you do is shoot the ground and your opponents are all 5 years old.

why did you buy a kids game, user?

from this post alone i know you haven’t played the game and chances are you don’t even own the console
so what went through your head that made you make this thread? are you just bored? genuinely curious

>be shit at a video game
>Ha it's just a nintendo baby game guys lol

This game sucks, all you do is press X and your opponents are all hundreds of years old.

Agreed

I agree on the 5 year Olds thing. Playing against people named mom and dad alot. There are less my parents hit me posts though now that twitter is related to posting.

I don't get video games. All you do is twiddle your thumbs. How is that fun?

Is that peepee

That actually just hit me deep.

>This game sucks, all you do is [THING] and your opponents are all [DESCRIPTOR].

>Not using a normie name to play mindgames with your opponents

Get on my level.

Ever caring about what your opponents names are when you know that people like you exist

Why do people think Ranked doesn't exist?

>opponents are all 5 years old
Next time make it better: say "all your teammates are 5 years old".
And don't you dare to forget glorious Nintendo Splatoon2 voicechat.

Ranked can be even worst than TW. The C ranks are a clusterfuck of people who know what they are doing but just starting out and literal kids fucking around. Mercifully it isn't really that hard to rank up, just can be super frustrating.

Your opponents are grown men thank you

But splatoon isn't like a moba. If you're better than the enemy players, you can 1v4 and solo carry games with no difficulties. I coasted to A within a month of buying the game despite having never owned a Wii u and only being able to play on the weekends

Stop playing Turf Wars then.

Yeah that is why I commented that it doesn't matter take that long to get past it. If you are decent you will win enough on average to rank past C, it just a frustrating experience, especially on rainmaker when a teammate lovingly moves the rainmaker towards your spawn. Other times though you will win the match in under a minute.

I only play so I can dress up my cute squiddo. Fishnets and crop top when

Friend of mine says the same shit, he actually get super pissed when I play. I don’t get it, the game is fine. It’s an easy way to kill time and it’s super colorful so whatever.

>you can 1v4 and solo carry games with no difficulties
That is close to bring true but not entirely correct: you are a single person and can not do different tasks at the same time. Like taking care of both splatzones if there are two of them or carry a RM and effectively kill enemies 1vs 4 (assuming they are just bad and not braindead). TC is manageable, though. In fact, lover ranks are pretty much "just spam your blaster at the tower lol".

I kind of wish the games were divided by age groups. It'd be fun to watch kids enjoy playing Splatoon.

He's jealous. He's too insecure to play it himself.

>Getting mad that someone else is playing a video game
What does he not like?