>Nintendo Switch Mini - Q3 2018 release
>Super Mario Odyssey - Isle Delfino DLC, July 13th 2018 release
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - Aegis War Story DLC, December 1st 2018 release
>Metroid Prime 4: Dread - gameplay, story, new features, 2019 release
>Nindies - Cuphead, Undertale Hard Mode, A Hat in Time, Iconoclasts, all available after the presentation
>Sonic Mania 2 - Original and returning zones, timed exclusive, demo
>Luigi's Mansion 3 - gameplay, demo
>The Legendary Starfy 6 - gameplay, story, demo, Q4 2018 release
>Paper Mario: Spacetime Shrine - story, gameplay, Q2 2019 release
>Pokemon Brass & Cobalt Versions - gameplay, new Pokemon, November 2018 release
>Kid Icarus Downfall - story, 2019 release
>Mario Maker for Switch - level editor details, August 2018 release
>StarTropics 3 - gameplay, story, demo, October 2018 release
>Super Smash Bros for Nintendo Switch - new characters and stages, 2019 release
>Soylent Capers - revealed in Treehouse stream, gameplay, 2018 release
Ask me anything
Nintendo E3 Spotlight 2018 Insider Info
Are they going to ramp up production of the Mario cereal? My grocery store keeps running out and I'm down to my last box
You do realize that the ahit Dev confirmed that there will be no switch version right
Fucking retards
>soylent capers
Anyone else notice the extreme lack of switch news over the last two weeks?
>Soylent Capers
Absolutely, though this isn't mentioned in the presentation.
He probably changed his mind at some point.
This is embarrassing, and for any brainlet posters allow me to say why (other than the obvious fact that it's a "leak" on Sup Forums)
>Nintendo Switch Mini
Obviously not happening in a million years, the entire point and draw of the system is it's ability to be portable and system
>Nindies - Cuphead
Cuphead was funded by Microsoft and they have the exclusive rights to it (why something like Bayo 2 will never be on Steam, for example). Devs have made this as obvious as possible
>Sonic Mania 2
Implying a literal fan game would ever be developed this quickly
>Paper Mario: Spacetime Shrine
You're telling me we're getting a Paper Mario without an emphasis on cardboard/labo dumbass mechanics? Come on, be a bit imaginative, you mong.
I guess the only question is why you'd do something like make a fake leak (something I love doing and do all the time) and make it so obviously joyless, uncreative, and stupid?
Ignore this dumbass fake leak of OP, but I'll tell you for real that it's because there's a standard direct on the 31st.
>nintendo switch mini
Stopped reading here desu senpai
>Soylent Capers
Is this the result of that story where Sony will publish games for Switch?
>cuphead
You had me going until I saw this. Microsoft confirmed that cuphead is console exclusive forever.
>memehead on Switch
>KI
op btfo, now let's move on.
>Nintendo Switch Mini
Already knew this was fake once I read this, but it was worth reading til the end for "Soylent Capers"
this is so fucking fake
>StarTropics 3
Fuck you.
>writing this much over an obvious joke leak
It's not because it's a joke leak it's because it's a bad joke. I write fake leaks all the time that are fun
>Nintendo Switch Mini - Q3 2018 release
Fuck off. I want a bigger, more powerful tablet mode.
what the fuck
> pokemon brass
lmao
>joke leak
poopy nigger ass fuck bitch
Did you guys get that funny joke? Did you laugh?
How's it taste?
What exactly is it that you love about sucking dicks so much, anyway?
Can you prove it? No? Then you claims have the same weight as OP's i.e none
January 31st is both 20 days from the direct and early February as leaked (it'd be Feb 1st in Japan)
>he fell for the 20 days meme
desu i fell for it too at first
Why is the Xbro crying
At least this list is good for a laugh.
>meme
>a corporation having a set scheduling system is a meme
come on
>no godtier game like new God of war on xbone
>no godtier game like metroid prime 4 on xbone
That's why.
A couple of people have corrected me on here, pointing out that the pattern wasn't actually true (something along the lines of those Directs being Japan-only ones, can't remember the specifics).
This, I want to know. Lucky Charms cereal has become too awful for me to stand anymore, I want a replacement.
I want to believe honestly. But I just can't see a direct until at least March or April. Mostly because we had that mini direct a few weeks ago.
>Metroid Prime 4: Dread
Kill yourself, faggot
>Soylent Capers
>N
Stopped reading right there.
Than why explain why shit is fake
>Pokemon Brass & Cobalt Versions
Immediately fake
The only believable thing is Odyssey DLC to bring the total moon total up to 999.
Can't comment on Xenoblade, haven't played it.
Everything besides Mario Maker is laughably fake.
>solpiepizza
So(n)yponies are getting desperate.
Anything for the 3DS senpai?
What about Castlevania?
you think they'll make another danganronpa game after v3?
>Nintendo Switch Mini
Where's the cheap Switch that is only for "docked" mode play, aka a console
>Cuphead
At least make it believable next time.
>>Nintendo Switch Mini - Q3 2018 release
A TV-only Switch that's a bit cheaper than the regular one would be pretty great since I don't care at all about the tablet functions.
>Nintendo Switch Mini
Not gonna happen, Switch is as small as it can possibly be until a die shrink, which likely won't happen during the Switch's life
>Super Mario Odyssey - Isle Delfino DLC
I'd honestly rather have Sunshine HD. Odyssey was OK but I sold it and I have no desire to go back for a lazy nostalgia grab
>Metroid Prime 4: Dread
Please stop tacking Dread onto Metroid games, it's never going to happen
>Nindies - Cuphead, Undertale Hard Mode, A Hat in Time, Iconoclasts, all available after the presentation
All available right now on other platforms
>Luigi's Mansion 3
Would legit be hype
>The Legendary Starfy 6
The legendary wut?
>Paper Mario: Spacetime Shrine
This series is dead to me after they confirmed that it's going to be SS from here on out
>Pokemon Brass & Cobalt Versions
It'll be plus and minus
>Kid Icarus Downfall
Dead series
>Mario Maker for Switch
They need to add a lot more than the Wii U ver to get me to buy again
>StarTropics 3
This would be such a bizarre ass pull
>Super Smash Bros for Nintendo Switch
Would this be a port of 4 or an actual 5?
>He probably changed his mind at some point.
They literally said it'd be impossible for them to do it. It's not about whether they want to, they physically can't.
Is possible, they may center it around Rantaro or previous iterations
>Please stop tacking Dread onto Metroid games, it's never going to happen
While the Dread title may be dropped, we're still getting Metroid 5 (a 2D game for shitposters saying otherwise).
>there are downies who think this is real
>they physically can't.
Physically? What about the physical laws of the universe prevent A Hat in Time from running on the Switch?
Not that guy but AHIT was made on UE3 while the Switch only allows for UE4, it'd be possible to port but it would require more manpower than the team has right now
>Undertale Hard Mode
Fake and gay
SOY LOL
It can be improbable as fuck but impossible means something else. I've seen "not gonna happen" happen repeatedly in this industry
>Would this be a port of 4 or an actual 5?
It's Smash 5. New playable characters will include Simon Belmont and Bomberman.
I believe this
>console exclusive
kek.
>I have no desire to go back for a lazy nostalgia grab
>I'd honestly rather have Sunshine HD
top fucking kek
Holy shit, I've been waiting years for a sequel to Soylent Escapades. I'm hyped
>Switch Mini
Blew it right off the fucking bat. Not even reading the rest.
>Not even fake leaks include Pikmin 4
Bruh, you copied half of my fake leak from last month, lol. Oh, and also, just heads up, adding Cuphead to the list just makes it seem a tad too unbelievable for the average Sup Forums poster because most of us saw when Chad, the CupHead lead dev roasted Nintendo and then went on Gaf /Resetera and told everyone that they would never port it to Switch, they even went as far as to say the MAC version of the game would be the last version.
Decent attempt though! Maybe next time look closer at my fake leaks and copy them to the tee if you want more (you)s.
xeno aegis war? Addam x Mythra love story confirmed then?
>Obviously fake shit OP made for a joke
>People calling out "FAKE!"
The absolute state of Sup Forums
>Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - Aegis War Story DLC, December 1st 2018 release
>eshop specifically says it's coming out on december 31st
Fake, Metroid is coming this year.
>GF suddendly returning to minerals
Yeah, no.
I know all this shit is fake but Nintendo better announce some good shit or im selling my switch. I already beat all the worthwhile games for it and I'm not going to keep it for old ports, 2 baby games (kirby and yoshi) and a mario tennis game. If I don't get some fucking new GOOD announcements with some info on pokemon and prime 4 i'm going to sell that shit right then and there.
Smashfag here
Who's the new character(s) for smash perchance?
Why would a portable console need a portable version of itself?
>>Soylent Capers - revealed in Treehouse stream, gameplay, 2018 release
You don't really believe this do you? You would have to be a fucking idiot of the highest order
KYS twice
>Nintendo fan is enjoying himself but looks like a fag
>sony fan laughs at the nintendo fan but he has no games of his own
>xbox fan cries because he's an xbox fan
damn
This
i fucked ur mom
>Soylent
ahahahaha soy soy soy
you didn't even try on this did you?
>Nintendo Switch Mini
I know this will never happen but god I wish it did so much. I honestly don't care about the hybrid gimmick, if there was a handheld only switch (possibly costing a little less too) I'd buy it light speed. I'm not spending more than 300 bucks for a regular one
>Cuphead
>Undertale
Hahahahaha no
So, im going to ask.
Whats up with soy?
I mean soy sauce is delicious, i don't get why people meame so much about it, it goes great with rice.
But soy pizza? Thats not real, is it?
>Soylent Caspers
kek
Soy releases a chemical into the bloodstream which is a close match to the female hormone estrogen. Basically soy makes men act like roasties
Sounds like bullshit, i doubt those chinamen are putting something in the soy sauce.
Not the regular soy sauce, but the low sodium....
>starfy 6
nigga where are all the other games? We didn't even get a second one
>Soylent Capers
Whole thing was fine and atleste somewhat believable before you massive retards blew your cover with the very obvious shitposting meme.
Ok, im sorry, im not american.
Never heard of soy pizza or soy milk, what the fuck is that?
>Soylent Capers
What will this game be about?
Are you even trying
>>Nintendo Switch Mini - Q3 2018 release
Just stop.
>Nintendo Switch Mini - Q3 2018 release
>using "Mini" for anything else than a mini retro console with included games
Try harder next time.