That one friend that lied to you about video game secrets

>that one friend that lied to you about video game secrets

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Fucking S.S Anne truck shit.

>you could play as a piece of tofu in RE2 if you beat the Leon A/Claire B storyline 3 times with an A ranking.

>That fucker who told you about the Mew truck and Missingno in the same sentence

>Celebi is under the car in the forest in g/s

Psychologically its just kids wanting to impress other people created from the need to be appreciated and make friends

He just wanted praise he never got from his dad, user.

>WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY GAME? !
>hehe, you said you wanted a couple hours of gameplay, but I only put in one! hahahahha

Celestic Town
>go to that thing in the middle, in front of the cave
>tap every gym badge in order fowards and backwards while they're fully clean
>press A
>celebi
did anyone else hear this one?

>You can play as Luigi if you get every single star twice!

Yes

>be compulsive liar, almost pathological, from beginning of elementary school to end of middle school
>constantly telling friends about how I got the hookup on all the newest shi before anyone else
>my greatest lie was telling two of my friends who had never been to my house that my dad owned Konami so I had a real life YuGiOh dueldome or some shit
>basically told them I could duel like in the anime where the cards would project huge holograms of themselves and fight
>they believed this wholeheartedly
>eventually I forgot I mentioned it
>they finally come by my house for the first time
>dad is driving me and my two friends to my house
>they see it's a normal house
>"user what the h*ck you lied about having a real duel arena. Does your dad even own Konami?"
>dad gives me a puzzled look but ignores it
>they get over it quickly and we go play Star Wars: The Clone Wars on my PS2

I'm sorry David and Christian. I don't know what the what I was thinking.

You absolute monster

How the fuck does one even come up with shit like that

>he's dead

>lmao dude if you sit on the nuke a certain way in Battletanx then it won't hurt you

Tyler you fucking faggot you just thought it was funny watching me rush over onto nukes and dying

Genocide of Tylers when

That was me.
Told me gullible friend that Pan was a playable character in Budokai 3, he spend over a week searching the map for her.

He was too poor back then and didn't afford internet to verify.

>friend steals my Halo 2 map expac disc in middle school
>while he leaves class to go to the bathroom, I blow a fat snot rocket into his backpack
>he never comes back to class
>he got kidnapped on the way to the bathroom
>I always had a bad feeling about the janitor

You need to be punished for your grave sins, user.

>pokemon die after a long enough time in game time

So...your dad doesn't own Konami then?

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That is a legit thing though.

>compulsive liar, almost pathological, from beginning of elementary school to end of middle school

same, I wonder what made us that way

I don't know why but that pic and filename have me giggling like an autist rn

>He didn't unlock toad by shooting all the credits

yeah fuck that one was a good secret, i believed it for a time, but i had the very lucid idea that as a kid my motor skills wouldnt have been developed enough to do it at the time so i just gave up

>Star Wars: The Clones Wars on PS2

YOOOOOOO THAT SHIT HAD SOME WILD ASS STARWARS LORE

>that huge ship thing that harvested souls or whatever on a planetary scale
>it's never mentioned in other Star Wars media despite having almost having a fuckhuge impact

>You can play as Knuckles in EVERY Sega game.

Tylers are genetically cursed to be insufferable

>he didn't unlock goku by beating 1p mode with using falcon and restricting yourself to falcon punch

kek

>creating a lie of such astronomical proportions
>they believe it

user you silver-tongued devil I bet you could sell paintings to the blind

>filename

but why does the negro gentleman weep

Look at this two-faced prick trying to go back on his words. Why won't you let anyone play in your duel arena, you selfish half-wit?

BITCH PLEASE
I'LL PUT YA ASS ON DISABILITY
THEN PIMPSLAP YA ASS
TAKE AWAY YA CREDIBILITY
WAIT
I GOTTA TURN IT AROUND
WE GOTTA FIND ROBOTNIK
AND POUND HIS ASS TO THE GROUND

forgive my autism but the mention of knuckles reminded me of part of this song youtu.be/tWEgP8gy3io

Did the janitor diddle his lil thiefdick?

>in firelink shrine if you jump down from the elevator and do a flip on a secret platform there's a secret nest and if you crouch in it for a while the big crow takes you back to the beginning of the game and you can fight the first boss' big brother
Yeah nice try Kevin, I ain't falling for that

Kevin ain't lyin

>user's dad actually owns nintendo
>gives user a puzzled look but shrugs it off; konami and nintendo are probably all the same to him anyways.
>forgot to fix the dueldome for him this weekend. his friends might be disappointed about that.