If Nintendo were to ever retire Mario and choose a new mascot it would be Callie, right? I mean...

If Nintendo were to ever retire Mario and choose a new mascot it would be Callie, right? I mean, she is the most iconic and cutest of Nintendo characters after all.

Just look at her! Isn't she just perfect? How can you look at her and not think that she is just the most adorable squid you've ever seen?

It would very obviously be Link, you autismo calliefag.
Marie would work fine too.[/spoiler.]

>Villain as the main mascot
>Ever

Who's Marie? I've never even heard of her, so she must not be a very iconic character. Even her name sounds stupid. Nintendo should go with Callie.

I wanna see Callie get BLACKED.

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Get the fuck out of Callie's thread.

Both look like garbage so yeah, could work.

I’m glad somebody drew this because it actually insanely turns me on.

What’s wrong with talking about Callie? I thought that’s what you wanted.

>Marie sounds like a stupid name
Over the line. Callie may be the superior sister, but death to those who don't like the name Marie.

Good thread.

What game?

So you’re saying you’re into forcibly subverting Callie’s mind; converting her into a desperately loyal, servile, squidgirl who will do whatever you tell her to and allow you to do anything to her, even if it involves spreading your ink all over her splat zone?

But user, that’s lewd. Even if I do want to watch Callie be completely mindraped until she’s no longer able to think for herself.

Nah, it’s only lewd if Marina gets to watch with her invisibility powers.

>she is the most iconic and cutest of Nintendo characters after all.

Wrong on both accounts. Lola Pop would be the new mascot, since she's the sweetest.

>and cutest of Nintendo characters

Reminder that Marie is LEGALLY better than Callie

Literally who?

I want that thicc clown ass directly against my face.

Callie is so cute but don't do this shit

I find it cute in some oddly autistic way. I want OP to come back.

literally what the fuck and also who?

Is this the Octoslut thread?

Dear fucking lord yes.

There's some shit, but this is a blue board and I've got to toe the line.

I don’t know how I’ve been missing out on this for this goddamn long. This is so good.

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Octoslut Callie makes my dick hard.

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Literally canon. The moment after you "save" this bitch she goes crawling right back to her Octo masters. She's hopeless.

It would either be Link or Pikachu you silly billy.

They're having a concert though.

Just remembered I had this.

A "concert". Of course.

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The OCTO'D Sisters

At this point the brainwashing shades are redundant. She probably just likes how they feel.

>most iconic
thats why she won Splatfest, right?

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>calliefags eternally bootyblasted over splatfest

>calliefags
This is synonymous with "criminals".