This guy is fucking bullshit my dudes

this guy is fucking bullshit my dudes

>my dudes
I'm not your dude. I'm a woman, and I'm taken.

okay

You're fucking shit at games my dude.
Back to baby souls.

same

>make series easy enough for your average skyrim playing normie
>still too hard for Sup Forums

Wow, I have a boyfriend too but I don't go bragging about it.

>I'm a woman
tits or gtfo.

Don't call me your "dude". I'm a woman in a happy relationship.

Not all women have breasts.

flat is fine, too.

Not had a chance to play yet, on the scale of Garuga to Apex Rajang, how bullshit is this guy?

I ran into him early while roaming about the map, I died like 5 times before killing him. The hardest part was that god damn wyvern randomly landing on my head and one-shotting me.

He also killed me a couple of times after charging me with fins sticking up; one-shotting me after i've just been knocked over and trying to get up.

A couple of hours later i got the main quest to kill him anyways, which was a lot easier

Me too

He also managed to dig a hole and escape when he was on about 5% health. which was annoying

it's just the the first area casual filter desu he's not hard but fuck his random flam spiting that oneshoted me

Kill the fishy and make a water weapon

Oh, it's one of those "shows up in an unrelated quest with massively inflated stats" types? So you don't even have to hunt it?
Doesn't seem that big a deal, then.

>my dude
take your soymilk, your boca burger, and get your shaven ass back to /reddit/

forget that dino, how the fuck do you kill this nigga?

spam attack just like every other monster.

RATHIAN IS A FUCKING GIRL
RAHTALOS IS A FUCKING GUY

START LEARNING THAT.

Did they change anything from the previous games? Because Bow, IG and bombs solved most problems before.

where did I say he or she in the post you dumb little faggot?

>people thinking that bootleg Jho is hard.
I wonder what will happen if they ever face Tiggy, or Rajang.

he can show up in other quest but no inflated stats.
I hunted it during an early quest with a friend

>Fighting this cluster fucker with my GREATO SWORDO!
>Chasing him all over the fucking place.
>Ah ya, almost got you fuckerface!
>Knock him over.
>He hits a rock just right enough to start bouncing like a spaz up and down in mid air.
>Then falls through the ground.
>Target is now below the earth.
Wow its like this game thought of everything.

Legit not mad, just upset cause I was looking forward to building shit.

Also, recommendation for another good weapon to have fun with?

S-STOP B-BULLYING ME

...

Every weapon is good fun, depends on how you want to play.
Hammer is pretty similar to GS, shorter ranged but you can stun monsters and move whilst charging.

Anything that isn't a GS is fun to play with desu

>I'm a woman, and I'm taken
So you're useless?

His charge hitbox is fucking stupid but otherwise he’s not so bad. The biggest challenge is not getting set on fire repeatedly and trying to stay on his right hand side. Alternatively you can SOS for some buddies gangbang him into the next world.

Suck my cock
please?

>Dododrome is smart enough to use tools
>Still goofy looking and dumb as rocks
I'd feel bad about killing it the ricochet wasn't so annoying.

What's consensus on voice chat with strangers?

No thanks imo

That you should stop trying to eat your mic and also stop making ugh sounds everytime you get hit.

> He's not a lancer

>richochet
You mean bouncing off when hitting him?

He'll drop the rock if you just shoot him with a slingshot or whatever that shit is a few times.

user how in god's name do I switch ammo type for the slingshot?

Still haven't gotten used that thing, feels kind of weird to use.

As far as I can tell, you pick up different types on the fly.

I wonder if you can use the capture net to knock the rock out of its hands.

Give me your boyfriend.

how do you use the SOS thingy?

lol dunno, this is my first monster hunter game, and it's my first day.

It seems to knock the rock out of his hands no matter what ammo it's defaulted on.

That blows. I had that hunch but now i just think capcom missed an obvious feature for the slingshot if you can't at least hold a couple ammo types for it.

>thought I had just lost my MH still after fighting this guy based on how much I fucking sucked
>killed the Rathain in like 5 minutes the next hunt without dying or barely getting hit
he's a lot better in multi when he's not only agro'd on your ass though.

You can carry flash bombs, sonic bombs, dung bombs, and various knives as equipable ammo. The rest; red pit, stones, stinger bombs etc, are picked up on the fly and will replace each other. Equipables can be reapplied until you run out of them.

He's literally just a garbage Pickle. You should be able to take him.

Speaking of wich , will johjoh dlc be free?