Nintendo is just dropping bombshells left and right tonight

Nintendo is just dropping bombshells left and right tonight.

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We've known this for ages, retard.

To be fair, we already knew a Mario movie made by Illumination was going to be a thing.

>illumination
Why
They are fucking trash

>illumination
at least it'll look good

To be fair they take a jew-tier budget and make extremely popular movies with it.

Who is Meledandri?

>white guy
>installing SJW tactics
oh boy

>Illumination

OH NO OH NO NO NOOOO

*breaths in*

>Chris Meledandri
>the producer of the Despicable Me series, The Lorax, and Hop
>executive producer of the first two Ice Age movies
We knew it was going to be shit, but I didn't think it could plummet this badly

>illumination

great can't wait for another Minion's teir movie.

you all know why, they are avoiding the fuck out of all Sony-owned or partnered studios.

Nintendo wanted more control than other studios like Disney or Pixar were willing to give

For better or worse it's going to be a movie directed by Nintendo, not whoever they commissioned to actually create the movie

>Illumination
Stupid minion cameos left and right. Fuck it.
Why does Nintendo hate movies? Instead of pushing Charles Martinet to be the voice in the upcoming Wreck It Ralph sequel, they're allowing a nobody voice their mascot in a surefire summer blockbuster.

Illumination studios CEO
The fact that it's stated it's miyamoto and melandri specifically, means that's mellandri is going to be actively attempting to Jew the most out of this movie
Expect mass marketed "cute" Yoshi's or toads
Or maybe even some other mass appeal oc by illumination that they'll hamfist into the Mario universe

>To be fair they take a jew-tier budget
Have you ever considered that maybe your sacred Disney and Pixar are actually innefficient and only use the same "AAA is good because big numbers spent" marketing approach to sell?

>neokikeshitensoytendies will defend this garbage

a mario movie... i might actually attend to see what kind f people show up. with camera in hand of course

It's gonna be toads.

Well lets hope nintendo can make a miracle happen with a shit studio like with metroid 2 3DS

Will mario have a speaking role?

>not Disney
>not Pixar
>Not Dreamworks
>not even Sony Animation

WHAT

THE

FUCK

ARE THEY THINKING?

youtube.com/watch?v=z8WvSGNEV24

>Sony Animation
They would be hung for treason if they went to anyone Sony-affliated.

Illumination movies make a shit ton of money and they are great at merchandising.
More importantly, they are already teaming up with Universal Studios for their amusement park.

Universal owns illumination, might have something to do with the nintendo thing at Universal studios

Why would Disney or Pixar work on some other company’s property?

I always get them confused: Which one is Illumination and which one is Blue Sky?

>illumination
you know what's going to happen

Smash Cinematic Universe fucking when

Honestly, the movie should be about Mario vs Donkey Kong. The sequel should be Super Mario Bros stuff with Bowser and Princess Peach

Illumination: Despicable Me, The Lorax, Hop, Sing, Secret Life of Pets, The Grinch
Blue Sky: Ice Age, Epic, Rio, Horton Hears A Who, Robots, Peanuts, Ferdinand

>best case scenario
Animated Mario & Luigi movie.
>worst case scenario
Minions show up in any shape or form.

Well, at least Avi Arad didn’t get his grubby hands on it.

yeah, about four two word lines. I know this cause my aunt works at sony

Their movies make bank, especially in Asia. And the visual quality is good to great.
As long as they don't go too much in the "this is OUR take" on it it will be a good money maker, overall mediocre with a handful of memorable lines

No shit, retard.

>worst case scenario
>not OH MAAAAN THE MARIO BROTHERS WENT TO THE REEEEEEAAAL WORLD

>The product isn't there but my brand loyalty is absolute so it's shit by default
You don't sound as mature as you think, kid.

>HEY MARIO!
>CAN YOU BELIEVE THE PRINCESS GOT KIDNAPPED AGAIN?
>*insert some shitty pop song*

>its going to be bad because i hate nintendo

>>not even Sony Animation
factually a million time worse than illumination.
>Trolls
>Emoji
>Smurfs
kys.

>jewed nintendo once
>part disney
>lol
>LOL

hey dont knock on ice age fag

That's the only hope I have left: that in a world in which every movie has to be part of a motherfucking cinematic universe -even if it flops, like the awful Mummy reboot Universal shat out last year- this means that we're getting a Nintendo Universe series of films, which culminates in one epic Super Smash Bros movie.

I hope they also include the Pokémon anime in that universe. Sure, it's legal hell to allow that, but I can dream, can't I?

>*PARTY ROCK starts playing*

>not the goombas
Unless they play Mario as the bad guy of course

>Bowser working with the minions to capture Peach

>yfw MARIO & RABBIDS &MINIONS: LOST IN TOKYO

>Sony Animation
That would be worse actually.

>Robots
Fuck Nintendo picked the wrong people
Robots is kino

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desu that sounds like the least terrible outcome

Thanks.

>>*insert some shitty pop song*
that's Sony's picture trademark.
remember the smurfette movie?

the shitposting would be off the charts
>*whirrrrr*

Illumination is absolutely jew tier, Ira. Their lip movements on characters are often gibberish in comparison to what's being said, and they reuse models very visibly.

Been there, done that, and as expected, it was crap.

Well to be fair, anything Sony touches in terms of movies turns to hot monkey shit

>Illumination
Somewhere, a former SEGA employee is laughing.

>Sony Animation
>Sony
>Working with their enemy
>Ever

Because it's fucking Illumination, mate

The red robot dress was funny then they extended it to the whole movie, it has minor flaws too.

Post YFW it's directed by Koizumi

Despicable Me 1 was good
Ice Age 1 was good too
Hey if Mario is part of a series and not standalone like Lorax or Hop then it stands a pretty good chnce if being good it seems

>movie about a video game
It's going to bomb.

Will we hear the first canonical Mario fart?
youtu.be/UtbiOl506ms?t=15s

Lmao who else?

NuPixar is fucking trash as well.

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>not even Sony Animation

Wew, you just made Yamauchi roll in his grave.

What the fuck Blue Sky is amazing

>people expecting pandering up the ass
>implying Miyamoto wouldn't snuff out any attempt at such

I'd pay shittons of money for a Laika Mario movie.

>Their lip movements on characters are often gibberish
why do you care when they do it, but not when literally every other media does it? Disney only lip synch because they can sell their shit movies to faggot like you with tertiary excuses like that.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illumination_Entertainment

check out the budget and gross of their films

True he made some decent Pikmin short movies.

>Illumination

Will we get ass shots of Mario and Luigi in string bikini?

the mario bros are canonically FROM the real world

Blue Sky is legitimately pretty good. Peanuts was great.

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Epic and Robots were good. Nintendo fucked up.

>Sony in my Nintendo?!? It's more likely than you think.
engadget.com/2017/10/18/sony-publish-indie-games-nintendo-switch-pc/

I don't think I'v ever seen an artist regress so fast as Legoman

>Mario Illumination movie
>Detective Pikachu movie

Smash Cinematic Universe NOW

The Mario Bros are canonically from the Mushroom Kingdom, as are all the star children.
Learn your lore.

dreamworks is the only valid one you listed

>check out the budget and gross of their films

Okay now check all their reviews, bro

>Miyamoto producing

There's some hope

so will Mario have Martinet as his voice actor in literally EVERY dub of the movie or will they bring foreign retards for that role

Okay Sup Forums, which western film studio WOULD you put in charge of the Mario movie?

Sony Pictures with Genndy Tartakovsky directing would be my ideal.

oh no

some stuffy pretentious hipster on rotten tomatoes gave the movie a bad review score

whatever will they do with the BILLIONS OF DOLLARS they've made

What the fuck is this?

>making a movie based off of a character who's only words are bing bing wahoo and has a plot complexity of a tv-y childrens superhero cartoon
switch owner and proud but god damn this is a stupid move by nintendo

also the entire history of videogame to movie adaptions has been shit

>nintendo are working with universal on mario themed attractions at their theme parks
>universal owns illumination

there you go

Trolls was actually okay.

Its a pikmin short miyamoto was involved in.

Disney with Rich Moore directing.

There were a bunch of short Pikmin movies directed by Miyamoto for the 3DS Video service.

Pikmin short movies directed by Miyamoto.

Some years back Miyamoto literally had Nintendo spend some spare cash just so he could make some random Pikmin shorts. Like 3 or 4 were released, with Miyamoto saying he had many many more that he was simply keeping to himself.

They're probably online somewhere. They're actually pretty funny and good.